2GN.ORG

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML hahaha

Hahahaha nice spelling, and your not aloud to do that, he's on probation for 5 years so if anyone finds him he be screwed and plus he has to ride wit another trooper

Sounds like more ass jokes are coming... oh no, I got a better prank, since she is scared of cops. like its a legit phobia. My cousin who use to be a Belmar cop (in NJ) he is now a NJ state trooper. So he has some old summonses, I'm just going to write a false ticket on her I already got her sister...

yeah....My girlfriend...why?? because I cracked one joke about her ass

My car got shrink wrapped.......

V.95srt wrote:sad yes, but anyway you look at it they can always say there could have been something done different and therefore it does not matter all they are going to do is win there court case cause we have a muffed up justice system.

yes we do....

Brian.when life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold!! says: your dads a lawnmower mechanic... [ J.Booth ] says: fuck you hes a mechanic Brian.when life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold!! says: im just saying he owns a lawmower shop with a sign that says certified lawnmower mechanic...

High speed pursuit in Cali. Was a stolen Neon anyone get there car jacked? Congrats you made the news


http://www.sfexaminer.com/nation/ap/52830187.html

speaking of Lambo's I saw one yesterday in Annapolis dam those things are frigun small holy shit

wow

ah great, just more money spent to useless shoes that they will buy wear once and throw in the closet along with the other 95 pairs of shoes they have

" I like cats " had me

I thought it was pretty funny story. ( It has the f word in it couldnt find a bleeped out one )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oTt1PGvEkY

Not Much of a story to tell here but im in Charlotte North Carolina for vacation, and I saw a '02 Neon Taxi, it has white stripes the little taxi thing its orange blue and has checkered stripes on the sides, it's quite funny at least i thought it was im going to see if i can take a pic of it. wasn't...

Im just doing it for fun

if this helps 2 + 2 = 4

j-king wrote:you know you drive a neon when every time i freaking rains your worried about water getting in the trunk

that is so dam true....or when you wash your car after bird craps all over it....


You know you drive a neon when you make it your car in a racing video game....

FML

Not sure what this topic should go in, but what else would I have to install if I want to install a turbo? If i just put a turbo in and keep everything else stock wouldn't that kill the point of a turbo?

hahaha thats ing!

Sykora wrote:Cute baby. and haha I love this pic. "ah ha Mr. Bond. It seems you have fallen for my trap!"

Hahaha adorable baby born on independence day as well haha

http://i309.photobucket.com/albums/kk381/1fastneonrt/neon2.jpg http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb310/syndicate_07/fail-owned-easter-basket-fail.jpg http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb310/syndicate_07/fail-owned-house-design-fail.jpg http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb310/syndicate_07/fail-ow...

I did the same as RADAR ^

^ has a bad taste in football

couldn't get the smile because it was already f'ing smiling!

I tried to make it look like a cartoon haha

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i46/bigbouncer534/carlisle/9.jpg oh yeah did anyone else see this neon way back in the back where i think the swap meet thing was being held. well i liked it only because i saw the tinted headlights and thats what i wanna do. [/quote] I saw it took pictures on my p...

I got to say the Challenger/Barracuda car that was bright Neon Yellow looked really good

Great looking neons there every single one

Bruno is like a gay porno it's ing it's funny though but it's ing and Borat was a set-up just everyone who wasn't borat or the fat guy didn't know it was a movie ha