The 2gn.org story

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:37 am

who got almost as drunk as i am right now.

bige1030 · Post by **bige1030** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:04 pm

and then the monkeys had a group hug

J-Villa · Post by **J-Villa** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:23 pm

and did a reach around

caustic neon · Post by **caustic neon** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:37 pm

then every one got a straw and went shrimpin

Automatic · Post by **Automatic** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:13 pm

but the monkeys said we dont need straws to shrimp we can use are tail to catch shrimp and

caustic neon · Post by **caustic neon** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:37 pm

[^^^Aparently you dont know what shrimping is]

the monkies then grab huge slirpy straws

neon_ert3 · Post by **neon_ert3** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:43 am

.........then the thread rose from the dead and made alot of ppl mad.

bige1030 · Post by **bige1030** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:07 pm

But at least it was resurrected within 30 days of last posting, so Al Gore invoked his authority as inventor of the Internet to give the resurrection his personal blessing. Meanwhile, Al Gore...

heyitsstock · Post by **heyitsstock** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:03 pm

was tragically eaten by manbearpig commenly mistaken for somesort of pig bear man who is actually related to.............

neon_ert3 · Post by **neon_ert3** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:49 pm

rick james who slapped the fuck out of some bitch while yellin " IM RICK JAMES BITCH" then ....

graf AXEL · Post by **graf AXEL** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:25 pm

the world finally stopped watching Chappelle's Show, which was replaced by...

(sic)Arkangel · Post by **(sic)Arkangel** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:42 pm

downhill midget barrel jumping which was great but wasn't as great as the past time of..

dblsg · Post by **dblsg** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:45 pm

pimp slapping hoes down the street, which is the national sport of tanzania. tanzania is a nationa that.......

glasswars · Post by **glasswars** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:08 pm

lives off drinking apple cider because

graf AXEL · Post by **graf AXEL** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:31 pm

they obviously dont realize apple cider tastes like ass becuase

glasswars · Post by **glasswars** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:39 pm

they were all dropped at birth by their doctor named..

bige1030 · Post by **bige1030** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 10:06 pm

Victor Frankenstein

heyitsstock · Post by **heyitsstock** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 11:07 pm

who watched michel jackson as a child then grew up and found out how crappy that asshole is soo he deceided to kill

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(sic)Arkangel · Post by **(sic)Arkangel** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 11:33 pm

all of the law makers that limits monkey imports.. so he will leave the boys alone so most of the little kids can grow up to be..

heyitsstock · Post by **heyitsstock** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 11:42 pm

horrible whores who will destroy the earth with super aids and then take over....

dblsg · Post by **dblsg** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:21 am

the moon..... and all the moons in the solar system, because they believe that....

heyitsstock · Post by **heyitsstock** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:22 am

pluto is still a planet but we really no that it is.....

dblsg · Post by **dblsg** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:34 am

a space station that is occupied by habitants of uranus that are planning..........

heyitsstock · Post by **heyitsstock** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:36 am

the BIGGEST golden shower ever and the lead man in this is.....

dblsg · Post by **dblsg** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:47 am

R Kelly, but he's not really a man... he is from Uranus, so that would make him.....

heyitsstock · Post by **heyitsstock** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:49 am

i big fat floppy donkey dick who has....

dblsg · Post by **dblsg** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:53 am

no morals what so evar and likes to pee on little girls......

heyitsstock · Post by **heyitsstock** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:00 am

then show the video all over the internet and .....

dblsg · Post by **dblsg** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:02 am

still deny that it was him, but what else can you expect from some alien from uranus.....

heyitsstock · Post by **heyitsstock** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:09 am

or a alien from mars who has a white face but was a black child aka....