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Post by Mr Josh Zombie » Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:27 pm

I got tired of hi-jacking everyone elses thread, so I decided to create this thread to sort of help stop that.

Ask me anything, I don't care what it is, how personal, and the what not. I'll start with TNK's question that was over in sams thread.
TNK wrote:ouch..... i thoguht you did your own piercings?



?, how long shoudl i wait befoer i try getting my tongue doen again? (this tiem by a professional who know swhat the fuck they are doing)




oh, and i have a Serious Question as well.

do you scare small children? or old peopl

e? like, do they see you and run the fuck away?
Yes, Indeed I do do my own pierings... I don't know why you would think otherwise.

The tongue generally heals in about a week, but I'd give it a good month before you go to do it again. ALWAYS go to someone who knows what they're doing... make sure they have a history of body piercing. It's like the old saying goes, you get what you pay for.

Yes, I do scare some old people and children... others have an extreme interest in me and ask a million questions, where others will just stare.
I'm generally used to all questions and reactions that they give.
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Post by glasswars » Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:30 pm

what tattoos do you have? do you think an inside-the-lip tattoo would hurt?

can you p.m. me your aim s/n? i think i have a band you'd really appreciate.
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Post by 03blackrt » Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:48 pm

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? :P


But seriously, why do body modifictions? (thats the technical term, right?)

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Post by MyNeonSaysHi » Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:20 pm

Why didn't you get a blue Neon to match your hair?

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Post by TNK » Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:59 pm

^prolly cuz he dyes it different colors alot?? and besides, his hair matches his neon lites!!!!
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TheRandom1 wrote:My true opinion here is that the only time rubber should be stretched is when it's going over a penis.

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Post by Canada » Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:00 pm

03blackrt wrote:What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? :P


But seriously, why do body modifictions? (thats the technical term, right?)
What type of swallow?

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Post by 03blackrt » Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:13 pm

^^^European, of course.

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Post by Diablo0 » Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:13 am

What.... is your favorite color!?!?
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Post by quicksilvr » Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:17 am

Diablo0 wrote:What.... is your favorite color!?!?

Blue. No!.....Reeee.......aahhhhhh!!!!



Opi better check back in on this thing or it's going to be it's own off-topic in off-topic.... :lol:
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Post by c2k » Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:37 am

are you really an opi?
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Post by TNK » Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:37 am

nah. i think his names Josh IIRC
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TheRandom1 wrote:My true opinion here is that the only time rubber should be stretched is when it's going over a penis.

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Post by Mr Josh Zombie » Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:41 pm

*blinks* Jesus, I go to a concert and come back to all of this. :shock:

HAHA.... anyways...
glasswars wrote:what tattoos do you have? do you think an inside-the-lip tattoo would hurt?

can you p.m. me your aim s/n? i think i have a band you'd really appreciate.
I have some kanji and koi fish on my left arm, a gaping wound that's covering up old scars on my right arm, and a little child stabbing a bunny in the head on my left leg. (got it the day after easter without realizing it to)

The inside the lip tattoo probably wouldn't be to horrible bad, but from what i know, they fade after time and it's hard to tell what they are after awhile.

My aim is g0dsg0d5372
It's right on here avalible actually.

03blackrt wrote:What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? :P


But seriously, why do body modifictions? (thats the technical term, right?)
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-CgPeon- wrote:Why didn't you get a blue Neon to match your hair?
TNK is kind of right here. I change my hair color all the time, and am about to re-dye it green here soon actually.
But I choose my yellow neon because it had low miles, (12,000) was cheap, and already had the body kit and rims so I know I'd actually get into modding it like I always wanted to with my cavalier. I just never had the motivation.
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03blackrt wrote:What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? :P


But seriously, why do body modifictions? (thats the technical term, right?)
What type of swallow?
An american laden swallow.
Diablo0 wrote:What.... is your favorite color!?!?
ummm.... (thinks) either neon green, cobalt blue, or the all famous black. I can't decide.
Canuck_2k wrote:are you really an opi?
Nope, not really an Opi. My real name is Josh. I just go by Opi becuase of an old co-worker at my last job that would call me that randomly.
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Post by 01rtgurl » Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:37 pm

oooooh I'm gonna go back to work... then come back home. Hopefully I can think of a good one w/o offending you b/c it's too personal. hehe
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Post by LowNSlow » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:34 pm

Offending Opi?... ya right.

He's pretty outgoing.. I don't see him getting offended too easily.

:D

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Post by Mr Josh Zombie » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:40 pm

LowNSlow wrote:Offending Opi?... ya right.

He's pretty outgoing.. I don't see him getting offended too easily.

:D

Opi, I can't think of anything.
Nope, no chance of me ever getting offended.
Hence why I started this thread.

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Post by Diablo0 » Sun Oct 29, 2006 8:56 pm

So did it hurt getting your cawk pierced? lol
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Post by glasswars » Sun Oct 29, 2006 8:59 pm

^HAHA
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Post by Mr Josh Zombie » Sun Oct 29, 2006 8:59 pm

Diablo0 wrote:So did it hurt getting your cawk pierced? lol
Even with doing all 10 myself, it really wasn't -too- bad.... but it defentally wasn't plesent

i've had MUCH more painful piercings
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Post by Diablo0 » Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:01 pm

When you're in public do people stare and does that make you uncomfortable? lol
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Post by bige1030 » Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:04 pm

Are the orgasms really better after getting your cock pierced? Also, what effect do the piercings have on the trajectory of urine and semen?
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Post by Mr Josh Zombie » Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:30 pm

Diablo0 wrote:When you're in public do people stare and does that make you uncomfortable? lol
Yes, people do stare... alot
But, I expect it anymore and have grown very used to it.
Some people even come up to me and ask questions about my piercings or how I got my hair to stand up.
bige1030 wrote:Are the orgasms really better after getting your cock pierced? Also, what effect do the piercings have on the trajectory of urine and semen?
Nope, I have noticed no change what so ever for me when it comes to sex and my piercings. Right now it's a bit painful becuase I'm in the process of healing my ladder.

Semen there's no change, but urinating is a bit different. With my PA, it tends to not go straight anymore, or drip out of the hold on the bottom. Generally, I either have to piss in a urinal, or sit down.
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Post by Canada » Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:13 pm

^^ROFL^^

How long's your shlong?

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Post by Mr Josh Zombie » Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:22 pm

EclecticBlue wrote:^^ROFL^^

How long's your shlong?
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Post by 01rtgurl » Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:29 pm

Opi wrote:7.5"
DUDE I LOVE IT. I F'N LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!

Ok my turn. (I'm so glad it turned dirty!) Kinkiest thing you've EVER done?! .. mwahaha!
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Post by Canada » Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:23 pm

Opi wrote:
EclecticBlue wrote:^^ROFL^^

How long's your shlong?
7.5"
And how many piercings do you have in your shaft alone?

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Post by Mr Josh Zombie » Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:29 pm

01rtgurl wrote:
Opi wrote:7.5"
DUDE I LOVE IT. I F'N LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!

Ok my turn. (I'm so glad it turned dirty!) Kinkiest thing you've EVER done?! .. mwahaha!
sadly, that one is near impossible to answer... i've done alot
i went to a club up in Detriot and was beat by two doms until my back bleed... either that or the time when i had two chicks in my bed and i was tied up while they poured chocolate syrup on my... that didn't lead to sex though.

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Opi wrote:
EclecticBlue wrote:^^ROFL^^

How long's your shlong?
7.5"
And how many piercings do you have in your shaft alone?
6 right now, about to do 5 to 8 more as soon as these heal
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Post by bad04srt » Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:51 pm

Opi wrote: Generally, I either have to piss in a urinal, or sit down.

um what other kind is there? o you mean like pee standing up in a normal toilet? lol gotcha....um has you weiner piercings ever gotten stuck inside while having sex like on grey's anatomy?
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Post by WykedHellFire » Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:51 pm

Opi wrote:
01rtgurl wrote:
Opi wrote:7.5"
DUDE I LOVE IT. I F'N LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!

Ok my turn. (I'm so glad it turned dirty!) Kinkiest thing you've EVER done?! .. mwahaha!
sadly, that one is near impossible to answer... i've done alot
i went to a club up in Detriot and was beat by two doms until my back bleed... either that or the time when i had two chicks in my bed and i was tied up while they poured chocolate syrup on my... that didn't lead to sex though.

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Opi wrote: 7.5"
And how many piercings do you have in your shaft alone?
6 right now, about to do 5 to 8 more as soon as these heal
That would hurt to much for me to do it. :lol:
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Post by 03blackrt » Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:07 am

:shock: Dang, this thread has taken a turn in a weird, probably inappropriate even for the off-topic area of a Neon forum, direction. Maybe all other vulgar questions can be kept to pm or something?


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Post by JustANeon » Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:10 am

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