T'was the Night Before Christmas.. funny poem.
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:26 pm
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try,
with this small motor
To beat this damn Firebird, even with it's big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Firebird erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four bangers pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they start to get smaller
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," He says in a fling,
"You may not win any In that silly thing",
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight
When i swap the 2.4l Turbo...it will be a better night....
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try,
with this small motor
To beat this damn Firebird, even with it's big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Firebird erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four bangers pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they start to get smaller
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," He says in a fling,
"You may not win any In that silly thing",
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight
When i swap the 2.4l Turbo...it will be a better night....
That was great!
