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so my "friend" went out last night with some other friends and drank a little bit till the bar closed. then the party continued at someones house. there was more alcohol, some interesting conversations... and then there was a little bit of "smoking". now my "friend" doesn't do this much and its probably been about 3 years since his last time. so needless to say is that he is a little bit worried... now i told him that since he dosen't do it often at all, that it wouldn't stay in his system for very long and probably be clear in a couple of weeks. you see... the issue is that he is thinking about finding another job. how long do you guys think till its "all clear"?

well, my "friend" used to "smoke" a few years ago, and "he" knows alot about this "subject"

Tell your "friend" to work out alot, and drink water, and it'll be out of "his" system in a matter of weeks, no problem. The working out helps to get the THC out of the muscles, and the water helps to clense the body.

Your "friend" should be 100% clear in about a month, able to pass a piss test in about two weeks.

Friend

Diablo0 wrote: Friend

Diablo0 wrote: Friend

sounds like your "friend" is regretting his decision.

GNC sells "detox" kits that'll clean your "friend" out in EVERY way. Opi is right about the TONS of water. The "detox" kits work especially good on Life Insurance tests too..

Just be careful not to drink an excessive amount of water immediately before any drug tests. I've heard that if the sample is too watered-down they can't get a good test reading on it. Also, the less you do it, the quicker your system can metabolize it, so you should be fine.

PS - This is all heresay, just offering what I know. Also, tell all your "friend" this

from what i have heard... your "friend" should be ok in a few days, because "he" doesnt do it that often. "his" system isn't saturated with it. cranberry juice will clean out your "friend's" system too.
i had a buddy that smoked the night before a piss test, drank an entire gallon of cranberry juice, that night, and passed the piss test.

Man all you guys friends are bad.



We all seem to have friends that do stupid stuff

I think if you follow... whops .... ummm, I mean, your friend follows some of these steps you'll... I mean, "friend" will do fine.

"me" i mean my friend smoked the night b4 a drug test(didnt know it was coming) and passed.... drank a gallon of water, 3 tylenols and when you take the test piss in the toilet first then piss in the cup and then finish in the toilet......the beginning of your piss and end are the dirtiest....

piss numerous times b4 you take your test so your pee is clear

Your friend should think first next time.

My friends don't have to worry about that out here. Smoking and partying is part of our culture over here, meaning drug testing is non-existant.

My friend also knows a good deal about this subject and his expertise extends a little further beyond the normal everyday person since he is trained in the area of Drug Testing.

My friend says..... If a person does not smoke much, the odds of it staying in his system for a long time are greatly reduced. Most drug tests are designed to catch the heavy user, someone who has a large amount of THC built up in their system. Unless your friend is trying to get a job at NASA or the FBI, he should be good to go. However..... if your friend wishes to be on the safe side and doesn't want to go through unnatural steps..... Drink at least a gallon of water a day, take a one a day vitamin supplement (check to make sure its rich in B12), eat at least one grapefruit a day for a week, and drink as much cranberry juice as your friend can stomache.

Those are all tell tale signs also when someone is prepping for a drug test. B12 is natures diuretic and it also stimulates muscle regrowth, very popular with body builders. Grapefruit is a natural metabolism booster, also popular with the Atkins diet (yeah the guy who invented the all meat diet and died as a vegetable). And cranberry juice is known for its cleansing abilities. If your friend is really worried.....he should try some of those.

just tell your friend to continue smoking till his little heart is content and tell him to wear some tighty whities and get a CLEAN friend to pee in a cleaned condom and the put the condom in the tighty whities tied up in a knott, then keep a thumb tack in your pocket and at the test take the condom out and poke it with a thumb tac and pour into cup. then drop the remainder in the toliet and wala go smoking again later that night... my friend does it all the time to past test.

KrackstaR wrote:just tell your friend to continue smoking till his little heart is content and tell him to wear some tighty whities and get a CLEAN friend to pee in a cleaned condom and the put the condom in the tighty whities tied up in a knott, then keep a thumb tack in your pocket and at the test take the condom out and poke it with a thumb tac and pour into cup. then drop the remainder in the toliet and wala go smoking again later that night... my friend does it all the time to past test.

your friends are such pot heads.

Seems like a lot of our "friends" our experts in this subject

KrackstaR wrote:just tell your friend to continue smoking till his little heart is content and tell him to wear some tighty whities and get a CLEAN friend to pee in a cleaned condom and the put the condom in the tighty whities tied up in a knott, then keep a thumb tack in your pocket and at the test take the condom out and poke it with a thumb tac and pour into cup. then drop the remainder in the toliet and wala go smoking again later that night... my friend does it all the time to past test.

uhhhh x2 but if i ever find my "friend" in a need to pass a drug test ill be sure to tell him to use that idea

And it all comes out

glad "my friend" snt alone in these occasional toking sessions....

Clean Tea can bought at GNC for about $50. This is your best bet. Just follow the direction and you'll be fine, I mean your friend .

holy crap.... there are a few people here with a few tips about this... never woulda guessed....

^ for real, WTF?

sphipps70 wrote:sounds like your "friend" is regretting his decision.

not at all, the night was a blast

SILVER-ES wrote:Your friend should think first next time.

my friend did think about it, had been thinking about it. sometimes you just gotta unwind and let loose and just go with the flow. you'd be surprized of the outcomes


and to all, my "friend" says "thanks" and that he wasn't to worried because he just started submiting applications so it would of been a while before he got called... if he got called.

he also said the Krackstar is the man!

i liek your friend. sounds like a good guy.

Ok, pothead, look here - first, you need to drink plenty of fluids, including things like juices (cranberry ftw!!!) and get plenty of exercise to work it out of things like your muscles. THC stays in the sysem for a good month, but in the hair it will be there for a good 6 months or so. Trim your nails often, considering they only grow about 1/8in a week, and if you haven't already, shave your head often.

POTHEAD.

I mean your friend, of course.

dblsg wrote: my friend did think about it, had been thinking about it. sometimes you just gotta unwind and let loose and just go with the flow. you'd be surprized of the outcomes

Hey, don't think I haven't done it before. My main point is, if you realize you are looking for a new job then maybe you should pass, atleast wait til you get the new job.

Also, not to be the sole stick in the mud but the only outcome I see here is that your worried/paranoid about piss testing. Sounds like a good time.

sullygully wrote:My friends don't have to worry about that out here. Smoking and partying is part of our culture over here, meaning drug testing is non-existant.

And I thought no one would ever use that smiley.