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Ok so I just got done watching a movie and started wondering what kind of favorite quotes you guys have. here are mine:

"You are the dumbest smart person I know"- I-Robot

"If death is stalking you, why don't you get the hell away from us?"- Final Destination

"Why are people shotting at us? Cuse I blew up their car!"- Gone in 60 Seconds (Nick Cage ver.)

OK I'm tried and am going to bed I'll have more in the morning.
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"doogie houser just stole your car." -Harold and Kumar Go to Whitecastle

Whatever I freaking want to do...GOSH!!!!!!


Napolean Dynamite

"I dont want a large farva, i want a god damn liter of cola" -super troopers

"I swear to god i'll pistol whip the next guy who says shinanigans"... "hey farva, whats that resteraunt you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and mozzorella sticks?".."you mean shinanigans?" -super troopers

"ill be on you like white on rice on a paper plate while drinking a glass a milk in a snowstorm" -major payne

"have you found anything yet?" "we aint found shit" -space balls

"whooa look at that hat, i bet you buy a hat like that it comes with a free bowl of soup...oh it looks good on you though" -caddy shack

These might be a little off but you remember them.

Spaceballs

"Your swartz is bigger than mine..."

Super Troopers

"It isn't so funny, meow is it?

From my favorite movie "Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas"

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. "

"Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor function. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it. "

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. "

Kernel Panic wrote:From my favorite movie "Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas"

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. "

"Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor function. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it. "

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. "

excellent quotes!

"we cant stop here....this is bat country...."

Jane: "He was caucasion, mustache, about 6'3"

Frank: "That's a mighty big mustache!"

Naked Gun

linkinevo wrote:
"You are the dumbest smart person I know"- I-Robot

Isn't that a Bud Kilmer line in Varsity Blues?


How about this one:

And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath descended down from thy hand, our feet move swiftly to carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee.And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.

Or this one:

"Like John says I'd rather go down on a swing."

"Swinging...its go down swinging."

"now damn that hurts doesn't it"

road house

"hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn for sega."

- jason lee as brodie bruce, mallrats

"I drive; you listen to my music.....and you buy your own beer." Bill Cosby in MOTHER, JUGGS & SPEED

satrnbmb wrote: How about this one:

And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath descended down from thy hand, our feet move swiftly to carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee.And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.

Boondock Saints, awesome flick.

Or this one:

"Like John says I'd rather go down on a swing."

"Swinging...its go down swinging."

damn, its right on the tip of my tounge... gimme a hint...

"Whatch your cornhole bud."

"So young.....so angry....damn that rap music!"

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Brother Maynard: Amen.

All: Amen.

King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.

Galahad: Three, sir.

King Arthur: Three.

"do you understand the words that are commin out of my mouf"

"i thought you said you couldn't speek english..., i never said i couldn't speek english, you assumed i couldn't speek english..., you like to talk so i let people talk, it lets me know how full of shit they really are....., what the hell did you just say."

rush hour

mynameiskiller wrote:

Kernel Panic wrote:From my favorite movie "Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas"

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. "

"Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor function. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it. "

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. "

excellent quotes!

Yes they were... For those not in the know. Hunter S. Thompson took his life yesterday. A sad day for everything "Gonzo". I met him once at The Rolling Stone's 50th party. Strange thing is, is that I quoted his stuff last week, and was watching Fear and Loathing last night..

"I've got to save my a$$" Shrek

"Say something outragous like your wearing womens underwear
....Im wearing womens underwear.
Well are you?
No!
It's a thong!" Shrek 2

"We have lost the bleeps the sweeps and the creeps...
Thats not all he's lost" Spaceballs

"It's lightish red.
You know they have a name for that...pink!" Red Vs. Blue

Many more but im about to leave work...

Kernel Panic wrote:

mynameiskiller wrote:

Kernel Panic wrote:From my favorite movie "Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas"

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. "

"Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor function. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it. "

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. "

excellent quotes!

Yes they were... For those not in the know. Hunter S. Thompson took his life yesterday. A sad day for everything "Gonzo". I met him once at The Rolling Stone's 50th party. Strange thing is, is that I quoted his stuff last week, and was watching Fear and Loathing last night..

yeah, i read it monday morning... i just watched Fear and Loathing on Bravo saturday night... very sad day for me as well