Dee Dee Dee

[caustic neon]

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual
label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(..and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

[yellowpatrol]

The last one is the best.

[Mr Josh Zombie]

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

I was actually talking about that at work yesterday!

I read this list about a year ago... funny as hell!

[dblsg]

[bad04srt]

usually they put those on there after someone tries to sue for using the product wrong....so that means someone tried to stop a chainsaw with his genitals.....damnit tink lol

[TNK]

wow. those are funny.

bad01

[boostinss]

reason for those labels are because people now a days are sue happy.

the owner of the products are just protecting themselves

even tho most of them are quite stupid and ridiculous

[bad04srt]

my favorite is the guy that sued winnebago because they didnt say you have to stear when you turn cruise control on....he went in back and made himself a sandwich at 60 mph

[racer12306]

there was a guy that sued black and decker because he picked up a push mower to use it as a hedge trimmer. he lost a couple fingers.

he won the lawsuit. so now black and decker has to put something on there so that people dont pick up a lawn mower and use it as a hedge trimmer.

[boostinss]

our society is nuts.

and the courts are nuts 2

if that guy honestly didnt know it wasnt alright to pick up a lawn
mower i wouldnt wanna know where that guy is at now in his life..

[rOniN]

go legal system...dumb people and loop holes

[scneonchic]

I feel de ja vue when I read that

still good nonetheless