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Increase your gas mileage by up to 31%!!!

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:31 pm
by Chibits12
WTF is this?

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What do I do with it? Put it in my ass? :D Courtesy of e-gay.

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:32 pm
by Mr Josh Zombie
:rofl: !!!!

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:32 pm
by MoxHair
TORNADO!!!!!

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:35 pm
by Chibits12
Specifications:

High Quality AIRCRAFT GRADE ALUMINUM Construction

Precision CNC machined to ensure the best quality product every time

Transferable between vehicles

Up to 31% increase in gas mileage

Power increase of up to 35 horsepower

EPA tested and approved

30 day money back guarantee

Lifetime guarantee - it will outlast your car

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:01 pm
by racer12306
those dont work in neons. i wouldnt use a knock off like that anyways.

the tornado works on some cars but not on others, like it worked on my monte, so i got one for the neon. but it didnt do anything for the neon.

Re: Increase your gas mileage by up to 31%!!!

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:59 pm
by Neonix
Cricky1224 wrote:WTF is this?

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What do I do with it? Put it in my ass? :D Courtesy of e-gay.
:shock:

You might need alot of this :ky: if you're thinking about putting that in your ass.

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:02 pm
by Chibits12
:laughing3: Hell no, forget it. :D

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:17 pm
by racer12306
that would definitly do some damage if there was anal insertion.

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:18 pm
by Bella Lugrossi
pfft, that'd make you a whole new asshole.

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:18 pm
by 03blackrt
Oh my, this thread has turned weird.

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:18 pm
by Chibits12
Yeah, that wouldn't be good wouldn't it? Assholes ftl....

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:20 pm
by SILVER-ES
Ok, first off you all drive neons, now you want to put tornados in your assholes....

*backs away very quickly*


:rofl:

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:20 pm
by racer12306
:rofl:

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:21 pm
by Neonix
Bella Lugrossi wrote:pfft, that'd make you a whole new asshole.
Just one? I don't know...depending on how large your ass cheeks are, it might just make your entire rear an opening.

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:22 pm
by Chibits12
Lol, this thread's embarrassing now you guys... :oops:

I'm officially a newfound asshole. :D

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:26 pm
by Bella Lugrossi
:rofl:
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:07 am
by TNK
wow. looks like i missed out on the fun....

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:31 am
by Frizbe
Bella Lugrossi wrote:pfft, that'd make you a whole new asshole.
Your ordering one right now aren't you? :P

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:38 am
by rOniN
well at least if you put it in your ass you could get a 31% increase in gas milage...the smell would go much farther...plus it would swirl your exhaust.

It would do more good there then on a neon...

:)

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:40 am
by SILVER-ES
rOniN wrote:plus it would swirl your exhaust
:laughing3:

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:12 am
by silentneon01
I like pain as much as anyone but not even on a million dollar and a SRT-8 charger. Would I ever put that near my ass let alone in it.

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:13 am
by TNK
:withstupid:

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:57 am
by kc2005ptgt
Would this be rice???

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:09 am
by hansken_yo
rOniN wrote:well at least if you put it in your ass you could get a 31% increase in gas milage...the smell would go much farther...plus it would swirl your exhaust.
:laughing3:

There was a line... I think you crossed it :slap:
:rofl:

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:43 am
by OB
another reason why its a good idea to buy parts from ebay!

hahaha SIKE :)

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:24 am
by Mr Josh Zombie
silentneon01 wrote:I like pain as much as anyone but not even on a million dollar and a SRT-8 charger. Would I ever put that near my ass let alone in it.
Pffftt, I'd do it.

That million dollars can reconstruct my asshole. :lol:

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:02 am
by graf AXEL
opi, you just got sig quoted.
Opi wrote:That million dollars can reconstruct my asshole.
:laughing3: :rofl:

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:03 am
by Mr Josh Zombie
3rd time in less than 24 hours! Damn I'm good!

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:10 am
by WykedHellFire
Opi wrote:
silentneon01 wrote:I like pain as much as anyone but not even on a million dollar and a SRT-8 charger. Would I ever put that near my ass let alone in it.
Pffftt, I'd do it.

That million dollars can reconstruct my asshole. :lol:
:rofl: :rofl:

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:45 am
by Vincentvh
takes the term "fartcan" to a hole other level

Can it be installed with one of these:

http://cgi.ebay.de/NEU-TURBO-WHISTLER-F ... dZViewItem

then your turbo'd asshole make the pssst sound too