Random quote the persons above you thread

JRM · Post by **JRM** » Tue May 08, 2007 2:47 pm

Opi wrote:I hate my car stereo that working properly
It pisses me off that my laptop is give me a hard time.
and it REALLY pisses me off that somehow my phone got wet, and now it doesn't work.

Get to rip into wiring tonight for stereo... gotta hope Disk Warrior fixed laptop... and time to get a new cell phone, WHEN I CAN GET A "NEW EVERY TWO" JANURARY 16TH!!!! GOD DAMNIT!!

flamingpinhead · Post by **flamingpinhead** » Tue May 08, 2007 2:48 pm

Opi wrote:

jrm868s wrote:
Opi wrote:I hate my car stereo that working properly
It pisses me off that my laptop is give me a hard time.
and it REALLY pisses me off that somehow my phone got wet, and now it doesn't work.

Get to rip into wiring tonight for stereo... gotta hope Disk Warrior fixed laptop... and time to get a new cell phone, WHEN I CAN GET A "NEW EVERY TWO" JANURARY 16TH!!!! GOD DAMNIT!!

JRM · Post by **JRM** » Tue May 08, 2007 2:50 pm

flamingpinhead wrote:my kid has seen it.

he loved the soundclip of elmo getting shot. i had to thrown on an elmo video as soon as we got home to show him elmo was ok.

"daddy, someone shot elmo, he is hurting"
"elmos dead???" (sad voice)
he was talking about elmo's booboo the whole way home
i think he was traumatized

flamingpinhead · Post by **flamingpinhead** » Tue May 08, 2007 2:59 pm

jrm868s wrote: I hate my car stereo that working properly
It pisses me off that my laptop is give me a hard time.
and it REALLY pisses me off that somehow my phone got wet, and now it doesn't work. :cu ...

Bella Lugrossi · Post by **Bella Lugrossi** » Tue May 08, 2007 3:37 pm

flamingpinhead wrote:i want a little light under my hood now.

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Tue May 08, 2007 3:44 pm

Bella Lugrossi wrote:I HATE BEING SICK!!! WAAHHHH!!!

Mr Josh Zombie · Post by **Mr Josh Zombie** » Tue May 08, 2007 3:46 pm

Bella Lugrossi wrote:HAHA!! i've gotten over the "ape" thing. i've heard it all my life so it doesn't bug me. hahaha. thanks you for posting these!! they look great!! i love that last shot. it kinda looks like we are staged. TNK & Me, will beat you with black and blue! damn i'm a dork.

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Tue May 08, 2007 3:48 pm

Opi wrote:I'm probably more of a hick than all of you.

I've raised turkeys, chickens, pigs, cows, snakes, mice, fish, birds, lizards, you name it, chances are I've raised it. I used to go mudding on a regualr basis, i lived in the middle of no where surrounded by nothing but corn. Worked on a turkey farm, was a carnie, went to continental high school. (one of the leading couties in the state for underage drinking.

So HA! betcha couldn't of guessed THAT one.

JRM · Post by **JRM** » Tue May 08, 2007 4:05 pm

TNK wrote: I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I'm sure I could make your bed rock

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Tue May 08, 2007 4:29 pm

TNK wrote:because Jesus hates you?

jrm868s wrote:not again

jrm868s wrote:

JRM · Post by **JRM** » Tue May 08, 2007 5:19 pm

TNK wrote:i dunno, b/c i'm not sure if skunk IS coming back
i dunno
dont' even bother voting guys
i'm too indecisive
i'll figure somethign out
f*** it.

Bella Lugrossi · Post by **Bella Lugrossi** » Tue May 08, 2007 5:21 pm

jrm868s wrote:i posted in here.

JRM · Post by **JRM** » Tue May 08, 2007 5:23 pm

Bella Lugrossi wrote:Today is one of the days where you ponder thing and get all existential. Or atleast for me. Maybe today is a happy day, or maybe a pissed off day. What songs lyrics sum up things for you today?

"Every Day Is Exactly The Same"

I believe I can see the future
Cause I repeat the same routine
I think I used to have a purpose
But then again
That might have been a dream
I think I used to have a voice
Now I never make a sound
I just do what I've been told
I really don't want them to come around

Oh, no

[Chorus:]
Every day is exactly the same
Every day is exactly the same
There is no love here and there is no pain
Every day is exactly the same

I can feel their eyes are watching
In case I lose myself again
Sometimes I think I'm happy here
Sometimes, yet I still pretend
I can't remember how this got started
But I can tell you exactly how it will end

[Chorus]

I'm writing on a little piece of paper
I'm hoping someday you might find
Well I'll hide it behind something
They won't look behind
I'm still inside here
A little bit comes bleeding through
I wish this could have been any other way
But I just don't know, I don't know what else I can do

kc2005ptgt · Post by **kc2005ptgt** » Wed May 09, 2007 1:44 pm

KrackstaR wrote:"fat lady coughing her freaking heart out" by my co-worker.

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Wed May 09, 2007 3:08 pm

kc2002acr wrote:chimp

JRM · Post by **JRM** » Fri May 11, 2007 5:25 pm

TNK wrote:you ALL know im normally not like this.... but i just got rubbedin teh wrong way and wasn't in the mood for smeg talking because of a little dirt on my floor mats. god forbid.

flamingpinhead · Post by **flamingpinhead** » Sat May 12, 2007 3:58 am

jrm868s wrote:New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's
a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't
particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of
the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn.

New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window
unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human
finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than
a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout?

New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot,
blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description
for these kids: lucky bastards.

New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards,
you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your
idols. If you're a grown man , they're pictures of men.

New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men
care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.

New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole
aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that
watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You
want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt.
That's your flavored water.

New Rule: Stop f***ing with old people. Target is introducing a
redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the
top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to
open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you
just solved the Social Security crisis.

New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the
ass hole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande
half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread
cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one
NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge ass hole.

New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my
card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the
amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter"
again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there
eating my Almond Joy.

New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it
doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass.
And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did
anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant.
You're not spiritual. You're just high.

New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven
deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive
Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just
too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait.
They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show."

New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&M. If I'm extra hungry for
M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.

New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on
crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the
Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens.
Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the
first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.

New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for
weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from
rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it
for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.

New Rule: and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants.
After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I
just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed
to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on
your webcam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.

New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know
in months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a
cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place."

JRM · Post by **JRM** » Sat May 12, 2007 8:20 am

flamingpinhead wrote:im going to say mods balance out the drain an ATX will cause.... soooooo
230hp/240tq

WykedHellFire · Post by **WykedHellFire** » Sat May 12, 2007 10:52 am

jrm868s wrote:sushi

MoxHair · Post by **MoxHair** » Sat May 12, 2007 10:58 am

WykedHellFire wrote:When you said box I thought you ment one of those cars with the huge chrome wheels...not a......BOX

Bella Lugrossi · Post by **Bella Lugrossi** » Sat May 12, 2007 1:54 pm

MoxHairR/T wrote:Black, Black Rims, Black tinted windows, Black interior.

Blue is so overrated.

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Sat May 12, 2007 8:03 pm

Bella Lugrossi wrote:damn bud, sorry to hear that. but that just means you can come kick it over here more.

scneonchic · Post by **scneonchic** » Sat May 12, 2007 8:30 pm

TNK wrote:

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Sat May 12, 2007 9:03 pm

scneonchic wrote:TNK FTW

oh noes... there i go again.. making smurf up.

scneonchic · Post by **scneonchic** » Sat May 12, 2007 9:09 pm

TNK wrote:plymouth... dodge.. chrysler.. who gives a smurf. its a neon. buy a 5 speed.

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Sat May 12, 2007 9:21 pm

scneonchic wrote:no

you sound like my wife...

scneonchic · Post by **scneonchic** » Sat May 12, 2007 9:24 pm

TNK wrote:why am i seeing "smeg" all over the bored? where the fock did that word come from?!

JRM · Post by **JRM** » Mon May 14, 2007 2:59 pm

scneonchic wrote:LMAO I have nudes

Mr Josh Zombie · Post by **Mr Josh Zombie** » Mon May 14, 2007 4:14 pm

jrm868s wrote:So the moral of the story is you might not have to modify your fuel system, but if you wanna keep your car around for awhile it might be a good idea.

JRM · Post by **JRM** » Mon May 14, 2007 4:21 pm

Opi wrote:I'm just that badass.