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I know everyone has someone at work that they absolutely can't stand. I for one have a few. There's one that i like to pick on the most because he is a snitch, liar, & he likes to get everyone in trouble. Problem is, he does the exact same shit & gets away with it! so instead of traveling down that road & ratting on him, i figured i would toy with him in more ways than one. The most recent prank i have been doing to him has been the best so far. For the past 2 or more months i have been putting grease inside the lining just behind the brim of his hat. He takes it off while he works on the trucks so he doesn't get it dirty & thats when i make my move. It kills me to watch him put his hat on as if he has no suspition of what has just happened. The grease squirts all up in his hat & of course in his hair. Today i took pics of him wiping his hat off & wiping the grease off his forehead & the front part of his hair. I don't see how the hell he doesn't know its me, but im gonna keep doing it till it kills me. Oh & also when i left work i left grease under his door handle of his truck

hahaha. i don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

Bad, Dan, bad.

OMG! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i gotta get new material, i have to keep him guessing. im planning on bringing one of my air horns to work & hooking it into an air line for when he falls asleep. I'm gonna blow it in his ear & scare the piss out of him. little bastard pisses me off, i promise he is little too. Im 6' & he is maybe 5'

bawahahaha thats funny right there.

Smurf that is funny!!!

One guy we use to put zip ties on his axles so they sounded like cards in a spoke.

One guy we kept calling him on the phone pretending to be from a radio show. That one was fun

Another guy we would drop lite cigarettes in his pocket while he was working. The pants we wear takes awhile to burn through so you just watch and wait til it hits the boxers lol.

O and another guy we would take a tire lube brush and smack him in the ass with it. It makes you feel like you shit your pants all day

HAHAHHAHAHA... thats awesome! lol

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Ideas, Ideas...

Change around all the keys on his keyboard.

Build a trap that includes a 5 gallon bucket and 100's of ping-pong balls..(its pretty funny)

Glue his hat to the table...

Glue gay porn to the passenger side of his car so he drives around town advertising

Add a bumper sticker to his truck that reads: "I like catholic school boys.."

The old rocks-in-the-hubcap trick

Switch his distributor wires so his car runs like snot

Huck a coffee can full of loose metel across the shop when he is sleeping

Fill his locker/car/truck with packaging popcorn

Fill his shoes with that expanding foam crap for houses

Fill his answering machine with calls from the "IRS"

Rub dogshit under his door handles

stuff dog shit in his muffler(s)

grambo wrote:Fill his answering machine with calls from the "IRS"

Or calls that his Mom has been arrested and in the city jail Sound familiar! lol

damn...I forgot about that...lol

you are so wrong, but that is SOOOOO funny.

grambo wrote: damn...I forgot about that...lol

dick.



lol

get his cell number and and find out what company he has and find out what his email address is for that phone(most phones have it like 3015551234@nextel.messages.com something like that) and sign him up for a bunch of porn and spam sites with that email address so it blows up his phone with porn......hahahahahha


steel stuff from your boss and put it in is workspace/locker/clothes so it appears as if he was the one that took it.

write his name on the bathroom wall for an example.... John doe was here...lol so people think he wrote it on there

[quote="grambo"]Add a bumper sticker to his truck that reads: "I like catholic school boys.."


That one got me kicked out of catholic school



Seriously, the pricipal was a major dick.

Damn. He looks like a nice guy? Looks are deceiving I guess lol.

Drill a hole in the top of his tool box, screw in a grease nipple, and, well you can see where this is going Get your hands on a electric grease gun to make the job easier

I left out a few minor details to the story. Yester me & this dude almost got into a fight right before i decided to lube up his hat & truck handle. I also left out that i work for my inlaws in the shop for their concrete company. So the little fucker after the fight the next day, he went to my father inlaw & told him what happened. im not gonna get into the story of why we almost got into a fight cause its fucking lame & i shoved him over it. And it almost cost me my job, but anyways i have to lay off messing with him the rest of the week. BUT HE STILL DOESN'T KNOW IT WAS ME FILLING HIS HAT WITH GREASE!!!

clog the toilet with poo, stick a plunger in there till it folds inside out and fills up, then throw it at him.

I use to work in a warehouse and we had three stories of storage. There was this lady who did NOTHING at all, cept come in, listen to music, surf the web, and maybe do a few printouts (she was inventory control). She was mean, rude, and angry all the time. So after lunch, she would be at her desk because we would all leave for lunch, and she would fall asleep. Quietly, we would climb to the top of the racks (three stories up) and drop a blue pallet (the big, 70 lbs+ pallets) from that height.

WOW was it loud. She would jump and scream everytime!

Other times, we would play football in the warehouse, and her desk was right at the end of where we would catch, and every once in a while we would "miss" and it would slam against her wall above her head. Another scream, followed by cursing, sometimes even racial slurs.

Lastly, even though I saw it, I was not involved in this, but man was it funny. "Someone" loosened her cap on her vasoline hand stuff, so when she picked it up and shook it to use it, it went everywhere, all over her, her desk, everywhere! Yeah, I laughed.

We used to do stupid pranks to our teacher in highschool. He had a black mouse for his computer and we would constantly put black paint on the mouse so every time he used it he would leave his black finger prints everywhere. Maybe you should move up to paint inside the hat.

if someone leaves their beret lay about... it has a tendency to attract a grease pencil. they also end up soaked in the freezer. we used to have one of those sandwich machines in the break room. so you pay the buck and put their item in the vending machine, so they have to buy it back.

@ everything in this thread.

i work for a shop that fixes airplanes. In the office and down at the shop its two different worlds. We generally haze eachother by pretending to be major airlines like delta, USAirways etc. These wont work for you....


but

Lets suppose you had a box of toothpics.....

lets suppose you were near his car.....

lets suppose some jerk put the toothpics into the keyhole of his car....

lets suppose those toothpicks broke inside of the keyhole....

I suppose that douchebag will have a hard time trying to get into his car.....