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Werid stuff more added

Post by silentneon01 » Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:29 pm

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)



If you f*rted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)



The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)



A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)



A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

(Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)



Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)



The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")




The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)




The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)




Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)




Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)



The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)




Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(okay, so that would be a good thing)



A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)



An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)



Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)



Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)



Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)
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Post by 03blackrt » Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:39 pm

New Jersey has a spoon museum that has over 5,400 spoons from across the world.

(But do they have a spork?)


Every 238 years, the orbits of Neptune and Pluto change making Neptune at times the farthest planet from the sun.

(Horary!)


During the female orgasm, endorphins are released, which are powerful painkillers. So headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.

(I knew it was a conspiracy!)


Sex burns about 70-120 calories for a 130 pound woman, and 77 to 155 calories for a 170 pound man every hour.

(Mmmmm… sexercise.)


In 1976, a Los Angeles secretary named Jannene Swift officially married a fifty pound rock. More than twenty people witnessed the ceremony.

(Umm, yeah… OK)


The smallest stamp in the world was issued in 1863 by the Columbian state of Bolivar and measured 9.5 x 8mm.

(Because size doesn’t matter!)


Astronomers once believed a planet named Vulcan existed between Mercury and the Sun.

(Bah, Vulcan death ray?)


There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.

(Wow!)


A dime has 118 ridges around the edge

(OCD lately? Maybe ADD?)


Neptune was the first planet in our solar system to be discovered by mathematics.

(Who says math isn’t useful?)

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Re: Werid stuff

Post by 03sxt » Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:33 am

silentneon01 wrote:The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)
I don't know about that.

silentneon01 wrote:A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
WORD! :lol:


silentneon01 wrote:Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
I wanna' know how tried that... And if they can still operate utensils at the dinner table. :shock:

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Post by WykedHellFire » Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:02 am

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Post by boostinss » Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:36 am

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Re: Werid stuff

Post by rannox » Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:03 pm

silentneon01 wrote: A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
Totally sig worthy.
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silentneon01 wrote: A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

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Post by scneonchic » Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:49 pm

I knew about the headache thing...Ive always heard that :lol:


I cant remember if chocolate gets rid of headaches or makes it worse though?

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Post by silentneon01 » Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:07 pm

1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the
morning.
2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.
3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.
4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a
lot more.
5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!
6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.
7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are
2-6 years old.
9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in
lines.
10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
11. The average housefly lives for one month.
12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.
16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search
for water.
18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning
their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.
19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a
Gentleman" and "Tootsie."
20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.
21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white
paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane,
just in case there is a crash.
23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from
women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.
25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th
cousins.
26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.
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Post by Frizbe » Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:26 pm

silentneon01 wrote:26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.
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Post by spoiledbrat » Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:20 pm

12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year


when toilets attack :rofl:
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Post by rOniN » Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:52 pm

Isn't Neptune always the farthest planet from the sun?
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Post by Bella Lugrossi » Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:39 pm

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Post by Diablo0 » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:57 am

Bella Lugrossi wrote:no.
Yes, now it is... Pluto isn't a "planet" now :cussing:

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Post by occasional demons » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:34 am

But Pluto has been stripped of it's planet status, so it depends on who agrees with who as to whether Neptune is always the farthest "planet " from the sun. :tardbang:

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Post by DesperatePhotographer » Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:28 am

:banghead: people are f'n stupid.... a planet can be any mass of space matter, that rovolves around a star, and has satallites.. (moons) so isent pluto still possess all of those... i hate scientists........ i dont care if they invented the microwave...... :D


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Post by Bella Lugrossi » Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:42 am

Diablo0 wrote:
Bella Lugrossi wrote:no.
Yes, now it is... Pluto isn't a "planet" now :cussing:

:lol:
i reject your reality and insert my own. pluto is a planet. fuck nasa or anyone else who says otherwise. :lol:
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Post by indecisive » Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:47 pm

03sxt wrote:
silentneon01 wrote:The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)
I don't know about that.
You mean you've never seen a major artery severed before? :)
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Post by caustic neon » Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:24 pm

Bella Lugrossi wrote:
Diablo0 wrote:
Bella Lugrossi wrote:no.
Yes, now it is... Pluto isn't a "planet" now :cussing:

:lol:
i reject your reality and insert my own. pluto is a planet. f*** nasa or anyone else who says otherwise. :lol:
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