Time to waste time!!

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 3:17 am

Diablo0 wrote:yoda is posting now

Laughing hysterically I am.

dblsg · Post by **dblsg** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 1:56 pm

the things drunks say.......cant wait till tonight, i'm sure this is gonna get interesting, with the holiday and all.

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 5:16 pm

oh my... computers and alcohol and i don't mix.

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 12:37 am

i'm at it again. got more booze tonite. looks liek my 2gn stickers are on the backburner.... all nmy dough went into alky.

be back later i'm sure.

Steaks · Post by **Steaks** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:47 am

i am more durnkrl mthen lest time i weas on and man HAPPY 4TH OFG JULY m an i am happy to be ameroican, amd mane i really don;t care about anythin but goin to sloeeep and iwaking up tomorrow and going to work.l I hpe oi have noe hang over AN fuvckuinbgh barf all over peoplre. man i qm drunbk and if feels goode. lol,. so willl talk to you later whgen I am sober anf hav e my hang over./ bgye people

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:33 pm

wow steaks... wow...

Steaks · Post by **Steaks** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 5:34 pm

yeah that was a fun night, We had fun in my friends convertable Seabring

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:11 pm

last nite i came home from work.... and my wife was acting really strange, turns out... she had been drinking my mike';s hard berry for the last 2 hours!!!!! she was so trashed, it was hilarious, then she puked a bit later after drinking a zima hard orange too fast and all my chances of drunken sex went out the window.... she's pretty hungover today too.

WiTeOuT · Post by **WiTeOuT** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 2:21 am

Ohhhhhh drunken sex can be fun. Sorry to hear about both of you guy's misfortune.
Boy, with the CEL your throwin and now this??? Just not gettin good luck these days are yeh? J.K.

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:06 pm

no

and yesterday she had an earache and left work early, so now she's gonna get a short check.....

Nemesys · Post by **Nemesys** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:50 pm

Wow Jess will love this one . . .

Steaks · Post by **Steaks** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:37 am

yeahuna so my dadg iu sd out of toen so I am drhn jmk again. yeah so I feel preetty good. Goiung to thre MN meettomorrow and i hpe no oe UI hsav no hang over

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:07 am

im drunk. and ui htink gm y marriage is o9ver,. we got in a huge assss figh.bn i dunonn no ellee.

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:44 am

theneonkid wrote:and ui htink gm y marriage is o9ver,. we got in a huge assss figh.bn i dunonn no ellee.

Didn't you just get married?

Nemesys · Post by **Nemesys** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:11 pm

I was fortunet enough to witness this entire display of TNK's last nigh since we were drinkin' together. Jesus dude! He was TANKED. Wait to I get the pictures posted!

bossman · Post by **bossman** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:43 pm

man this is some funny shit

Nemesys · Post by **Nemesys** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:38 am

Drum roll please . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Mike taking shots of vodka. He actually took 3 within 1 minute. Mind you this is after at least six beers and 3 prior shots.

Confused Mike . . . .

Horny Mike!

He didn't know it was that time of the month . . . . Redwings anyone?

Theres plenty more where these came from. . . .

-Nemesys

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 3:25 am

WTF?! Is he bleeding?!

More dumbass drunk pictures!!

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 4:59 am

disn't take me long to get dfrunk , huh? my girlfriend told mne that each time i die playing in RTCW that ihad to take a shoit oif Goldschlager... Oooof. . This means trouble. I know how annoying it can be reading drunk people s posts, but please bear woith me.... this is harsh.. i used o woinder if opeople really had problems typing but i can see that its really true that if yodrink enough, you really, get fuckin impaired hiuh? sorry... i', done now.

[edit:] sorrhy, ihaven't been this drunk in ages!!!!1111oneone

BlackRoseRacing · Post by **BlackRoseRacing** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:11 am

this is great....

Im glad when I drink I just go for a drive.... :

joking....

So how did he bust his face?

Nemesys · Post by **Nemesys** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:47 pm

He just gets random nose bleeds. Damndest thing. Were outside checkin' out Dustin intercooler when suddenly Mike is like oh shit my noose is bleedin'. This is right after he was rubbin' his nipple in that picture.

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:02 pm

I was going through TNK's CarDomain site a few minutes ago and looking at his older pictures...... Is that a uniwiper?!

BlackRoseRacing · Post by **BlackRoseRacing** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 6:11 pm

...im drunk now, you would never know it though... my wife never notices...lol, I think im going to take my car for a blast down rattle snake hill...ok maybe not.....

FYI-- RattleSnake hill is one of my testing grounds here in WNY. It is a 30mph zone that goes down a hill with s turns, levels off at a railroad track and dives down again and more s turns back up....

I gave my son a ride the other day, I hit the RR tracks faster than I thought, got airborn, came down sideways...skidded through the gravel and straightened out. My son's response.."daddy lets do it again"

dblsg · Post by **dblsg** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:12 am

Nemesys wrote:He just gets random nose bleeds. Damndest thing. Were outside checkin' out Dustin intercooler when suddenly Mike is like oh shit my noose is bleedin'. This is right after he was rubbin' his nipple in that picture.

lack of vitamin K...plus the alcohol is basically a blood thinner, so there you go

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:31 pm

wow.... doug. i hate you. you're going to hell.

and yes, it was a uniwiper.

i'm not getting that drunk for a long time.

i started at 7pm with 5 fuzzy navels, 3 with lint. 4 bitch beers, and at least 6 shots of vodka, i was TANKED. they couldn't even get me to pass out.

as for my marriage, we are fine. i was just extremely drunk, and had lost it and started dreaming shit up in my head.

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:17 pm

oh and doug, we never did go back out and walk to the minimart for some cigars...... stupid nosebleed...

Nemesys · Post by **Nemesys** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:03 pm

I think that would have ended up being a bad idea anyways. . . .

BlackRoseRacing · Post by **BlackRoseRacing** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:24 pm

SteelReserve...8.1% alc...22oz bottles....average, 3 a night during the week....saturday an average of 15 bottles.....yeah buddy.....

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:46 pm

theneonkid wrote:and yes, it was a uniwiper.

It's gone now, right?

Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes.

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:36 pm

yes. long gone. lol. those weremy hardcore ricer days. now i'm just a half-ricer.