fiss

tamadrumr88 · Post by **tamadrumr88** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:22 pm

is it just me or what? how many of you honestly have ever tried so damn hard to pinch a fart, that some drips out of the front door? maybe its just me but i do this on a weekly basis....

hence the fart, and piss = fiss

Smoke · Post by **Smoke** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:47 pm

ummm..... can't say that i have ever had that problem

ever consider that you may be doing it wrong j/k

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 5:34 pm

i've done it! twice! in public!

Blazers04bluSXT · Post by **Blazers04bluSXT** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 5:44 pm

i have that problem too. this is a really funny thread. MORE FART THREADS

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 5:46 pm

i hate the warm juicy ones. where you literally have to go and check you pants because it feels like you just shit yourself.

Blazers04bluSXT · Post by **Blazers04bluSXT** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 5:51 pm

i almost had the time to make a page on MSword of the many types of farts i experienced. college woo. i wonder why i am on academic suspension..... strange really lol

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 5:56 pm

haha. i went into circuit city for a job interview once. and while waiting for the guy to come talk to me, i started feeling really really really sick to my stomach, and i got really bad sideaches/cramps, and i farted..... YELLOW JUICE! it was the most

ing thing and the worst feeling i had ever experienced. the guy had no idea, but i still didn't get the job...

Mopar00Neon · Post by **Mopar00Neon** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:08 pm

I cant remember doing that. But I once farted on the Ex. On purpose. She wasnt happy, but I laughed for a long time about that.

Man, I wish I had the chance to do it again, on her head this time.

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:54 pm

i pinned the wife down (when we were still just dating) in walmart and farted on her. and i dutch oven her in bed alot now.