Bored at Walmart? Try these...

[farmboy]

After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.
Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.
Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women, and loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot
tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillancecameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away."
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them
in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the " Mission Impossible" theme.
12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN !"

And last, but not least

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

Regards,

Walmart

[dodge_girl]

HAHA!! that was good, made me laugh.

[jT]

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

anyone that knows walmart knows theres no more layaway!!

(did i just say that out loud?)

[yellowpatrol]

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

Ewww

[J-Villa]

wkakakaka that's funny

[Nutmeg]

These have been around forever:

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/archive/in ... 31393.html

[dodge_girl]

would be pretty funny if someone actually did all that stuff and got it on film

[racer12306]

Hmmm, there is a Walmart on the way to the Carlisle Fair Grounds

[kornholio788]

Hmmm, there is a Walmart on the way to the Carlisle Fair Grounds

I'm in. Hell I will even be the one to do it. I would love to have another story to tell!

[03blackrt]

These have been around forever:

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/archive/in ... 31393.html

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

Yeah, that’ll earn you a trip to a federal prison.

[biggrobb1995]

Hmmm, there is a Walmart on the way to the Carlisle Fair Grounds

I have a weird feeling we are going to be bailing a few of our members out of jail during Carlisle.