Mechaphilia??!!

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:46 am

id pay to see lilspa.... nevermind.

BlackRoseRacing · Post by **BlackRoseRacing** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:32 am

I know how women have sex with cars but men? thats just wrong.....

LilSparkPlug · Post by **LilSparkPlug** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:28 pm

Swordfish2Cowboy wrote: Your car is a dude?

Yup sure is! lol. The car has balls and its not a hermaphrodite. LOL TNK no.....no you wouldn't. Really! lol.

Overdrive: I don't think that makes him a pig, just a beast

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:35 pm

-bites tongue so he doesn't get in trouble and/or slapped-

Midnight_Rider · Post by **Midnight_Rider** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:37 pm

Wow, that is disturbing. And VWs of that vintage had two exhaust pipes...

(My first car.)

supertrick_05 · Post by **supertrick_05** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:44 pm

Holy hell! That is just down-right creepy! Eeesh...

INVUJerry · Post by **INVUJerry** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:24 pm

Think about all the times you've brought your cars to the mechanics. Your cold air tube became a cornhole for some guy.

Post by **occasional demons** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:43 pm

While at Summit Racing on Saturday, I damn near froze in my tracks!

own3d5974 · Post by **own3d5974** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:03 pm

invujerry wrote:Think about all the times you've brought your cars to the mechanics. Your cold air tube became a cornhole for some guy.

maybe i should swing by your car one night and put a glory hole sign next to your exhaust

INVUJerry · Post by **INVUJerry** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:16 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo.

You wouldn't want to come by my neighborhood anyway man, its a shithole type of place.

Post by **occasional demons** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:21 pm

invujerry wrote:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo.

You wouldn't want to come by my neighborhood anyway man, its a CORNhole type of place.

Fixed!

03blackrt · Post by **03blackrt** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:00 pm

TNK wrote:id pay to see lilspa.... nevermind.

Fuzzyneon · Post by **Fuzzyneon** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:27 am

You guys don't please you;re cars?(runs and hides jk)

Midnight_Rider · Post by **Midnight_Rider** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:31 am

occasional demons wrote:While at Summit Racing on Saturday, I damn near froze in my tracks!

Wrong year- that is a '74 Super Beetle. The original Herbie was a '65 or '66.

LilSparkPlug · Post by **LilSparkPlug** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:45 pm

TNK wrote:-bites tongue so he doesn't get in trouble and/or slapped-

LOL I'll e-slap you?

DoubtedNeon · Post by **DoubtedNeon** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:04 am

http://runyourcarwithwater.youbetterreadthis.com/ WOW this is thedumbest thing ive ever heard...

GreeNeons03 · Post by **GreeNeons03** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:37 am

Uhh, I think you meant to post that here:

http://forum.2gn.org/viewtopic.php?t=32850

Now back to car screwing...

bone-yard-racing · Post by **bone-yard-racing** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:05 am

Well you gotta wash her out before each useage

maybe that is where the water is being used?

I went to a guy who sells old VWs and got a look at one of the tail pipes and I have to say that I doubt that is where it was going.

OverDrive418 · Post by **OverDrive418** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:27 am

^ Look man, if a guy is desperate to screw a car then I'd have to guess it's because he's got nothing to please the ladies with to start.
Maybe a 1" tailpipe is the perfect fit for this (sorry ass) dude!

LilSparkPlug · Post by **LilSparkPlug** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:34 pm

Did you get a good look at him? Not too many females I know would consider him "desireable"

bone-yard-racing · Post by **bone-yard-racing** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:51 pm

"No woman anywhere wants to have sex with anybody" Not sure why what you said made me think of that.

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:46 pm

Hmm... that car sure does have a purty intake!

SILVER-ES · Post by **SILVER-ES** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:14 pm

Who needs an intake when you can have ITB's!

OverDrive418 · Post by **OverDrive418** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:06 am

^Gloryhole intake system.

Swordfish2Cowboy · Post by **Swordfish2Cowboy** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:11 am

Butterflies!

bone-yard-racing · Post by **bone-yard-racing** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:35 pm

SILVER-ES wrote:Who needs an intake when you can have ITB's!

That thing is a chop saw and a welder away from having a very good day with me

Adaping toyota parts to a neon shameful

theTeejmiester · Post by **theTeejmiester** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:51 am

i just watched the six part vid for this shit on youtube and all i can say is...wow,i mean what the fuck?i am never saying i think such and such can is sexy again lol.takes wierd to a whole new level.i dont think iam going to able to sleep now.going to be sitting awake thinking about someone breaking into my garage to rape my car!any wierd stains will make me shiver.as a matter of fact i will have to think about what the wife is going to harass me about after watching that video,she already thought i would fuck my car if i could,now she is going to be sitting awake at night wondering if i am cheating on her with my car!!??wow, so many levels of wierd have entered my life....but i will say that my neons do have the cutest lil.......

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:23 pm

im still thinking id pay....

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:01 pm

Who wants to start up the collection?