what is the greatest movie/TV line

kc2005ptgt · Post by **kc2005ptgt** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:47 am

"Don't move, dirt bag!" -- Police Academy

"You guys like Bonanza? Dun dudda dun dudda dun dudda dun dudda du du!" -- UHF

"Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" -- Monty Python Quest for the Holy Grail

"Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning."

-AND-

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free." -- Fast and the Furious

Sorry, I have many more... as a matter of fact I quote movie lines and song lyrics in casual conversation all day long, most people have NO clue what I am talking about and just take it as... well, conversation

I am a nerd, can't help it.

King Crab · Post by **King Crab** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:43 pm

"You're killing me smalls." - The Sandlot

"If you build it, he will come." - Field of dreams

"There's no crying in Baseball." - A League of Their own

"Say it ain't so, Joe. Say it ain't so." - Eight men out

"I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun." - The Fifth Element

Xtian · Post by **Xtian** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:29 am

Sex and the City

Samantha: "Honey before you buy the car, you take it for a test drive"

randomZERO · Post by **randomZERO** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:05 am

"When theres no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth"
Dawn of the Dead 1978 (yeah thats right the real one0

"There coming to get you Barbara"
Night of the Living Dead

Im a horror fan

Chibits12 · Post by **Chibits12** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:18 am

"Let's Play Battleshits!"

Harold: "Did Doogie Houser just steal my f---ing car?"

-Both quotes from Harold and Kumar Goes to White Castle

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:37 am

King Crab wrote:"I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun." - The Fifth Element

Awesome! I would add...

"Are you human?" "Ah, no...I am a meat popcicle."

"That's a very nice hat." "You like it?!"

And too many others from that movie

oklamopar · Post by **oklamopar** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:13 pm

"You squeeze the trigger Marlboro, don't Yank it, its not your D!ck."

"You shot me you Sh!t Bird., You Sh!t Bird You shot me"

" If your were shooting for Sh!t, You wouldn't even get a whiff"

-Harley Davidson and the Marlboro man

King Crab · Post by **King Crab** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:31 pm

Danteneon wrote:Awesome! I would add...

"Are you human?" "Ah, no...I am a meat popcicle."

"That's a very nice hat." "You like it?!"

And too many others from that movie

I forgot about the meat popsicle....

and a few more too add from - The Fifth Element

It's a - it's a - it's a - it's a - it's a - it's a...

Give me the cash!

You miserable bastard! I never should've pushed you out.

Jerome Adams · Post by **Jerome Adams** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:03 pm

It smells like bigfoot's dick - Anchorman (and every other line from that movie)

Come back with your shield, or on it- the 300 (several others from that movie as well)

Just saw Rambo this weekend...

Rambo: Did you bring any weapons?

Doc: Of course not

Rambo: Then you aint changin nuthin

Lamest quote from Rambo: When pushed, killin is a easy as breathin

MoxHair · Post by **MoxHair** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:26 pm

Danteneon wrote:"You like dags?"

"What?"

"Di ye like dags?"

"Oh, DOGS! Yeah, I like dags."

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

Brad Pitt's character "Mickey" in Snatch was hilarious. Love that movie.

oh my favorites? Just about anything from the Austin Powers movies. like

"Way to Go A-Hole!"

alsey_seven · Post by **alsey_seven** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:35 pm

"You never touch another man's Fries"

Men at Work

jrumann59 · Post by **jrumann59** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:42 pm

"Ward, don't you think you were hard on the Beaver last night?" June Cleaver-Leave it to Beaver

"If I can change, and you can change, then we all can change." Rocky Balboa at the end of Rocky IV

"I am going to show her my OH Face, OHHH, OHHH." Office Space

"You come in peace, you go in pieces!!" Dolph Lundgren in IIRC I Come in Peace

INVUJerry · Post by **INVUJerry** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:52 pm

When this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious shit.

Funny enough...I trap in the 1/4 at 87.5.

Post by **Canada** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:31 pm

"We're going to need a bigger boat"

heyitsstock · Post by **heyitsstock** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:51 pm

Scrubs**

"dont worry baby its Cheese, you, tyra" -turk to carla

The green street hooligans

"For fucks sake stop calling it Soccer"

Boon dock saints
"Is that right rambo?"

Major Pain
"are you deaf or just dumb, boy?
yes sir he is deaf
....
o im sorry mister handicapped man. Do you read lips? Do u speak sign language?
`noods yes`
Good, well then if you respond when i speak to you. IM GONNA PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS SOLIDER~"

Point break
"i cant surf, surfing is for little rubber people who cant shave yet"
"its never to late to start. its the source, it will change your life"

Pirates
"wheres all the rum gone..."

Clerks II

the part about the handicapped guy, ann frank, and hellen keller

Ass to mouth

and the pouch monkeys part

F and F T/D

"its who u surround yourself that makes you who you are"

Thank you for smoking
"remember that guy who could pick up any girl in high school im that guy on crack"

so many are runnning through my head

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:52 pm

Oh... Oh I'm sorry, did I stutter? A minute ago it was like an evening at the Appolo up in this motherfucker... now it's quiet as a Church. - PoolHall Junkies

"I bet I can tell you where you got your shoes." "Oh yeah? Well, I'll take that bet, Johnny, but you'll never win. You know why? Because I bought these shoes in international waters, so you'll never guess!" I didn't say I could tell you where you bought your shoes, I said I could tell you where you got 'em. And right now, you got 'em on your feet." "Oh, I hate when that happens... how's tomorrow, can you start tomorrow?" - Poolhall Junkies

MoxHair · Post by **MoxHair** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:02 pm

YEA! I'm not the only one who loved "Pool Hall Junkies"

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"Women... Can't even live with them anymore. "

"When I was a kid, I figured out right away: most companies pay people enough, so as they don't quit. People work hard enough, so as they don't get fired. You know, what's that? "

"You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? You see the one about lions? You got this lion. He's the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. He's laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He's so big, it's so hot. He doesn't want to move. Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn't do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing. Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They're barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that's in his domain. They do this, then they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder. Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is."

"Max: [in the diner] Man that chick has got body karate.
Tang: Hay do you think her tits are real? I hate chicks with fake tits.
Max: Are you kidding me? Fake tits are the greatest invention of the 20th century. Plus they're safe.
Chris: Whoa, whoa, whoa, safer?
Max: Yeah. But do you know that 78% of all chicks that have fake tits involved in boating accidents do not drown.
Chris: Where do you get this shit?
Max: It's common knowledge "

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:03 pm

Oh yeah, I went to like 5 stores to find that dvd!

"Did you know I'm utterly insane?" - American Psycho

MoxHair · Post by **MoxHair** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:05 pm

coulda just went to Amazon like I did.. lol

oh and I added my favorite quotes from that movie to my previous post.

"Are you happy now? Is your British ass happy? " - Go

see if anyone else has seen that movie.

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:09 pm

Hmm, good quotes... how about this one?

"So I made a Freudian slip today. I meant to ask my wife to pass the sugar, and instead I said YOU BITCH! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!"

and...

"Well, I've actually been here for an hour, but I was outside trying to help the valet's kickstart your broom... they seem to have lost the keys."

or...

"OK, write this down, you got a pen?" "Yes." "And a pad of paper?" "Yes." "OK, tell her-" (hangs up the phone)

MoxHair · Post by **MoxHair** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:11 pm

such a great movie. Its a shame most people I know have never seen it.. Got me thinking about watching it.

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:12 pm

"ohhhh I'm a redneck jiggolo" best song ever!

MoxHair · Post by **MoxHair** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:13 pm

"Did you guys know, that the average penis size is 6.4 inches? And that the average vaginal canal is 7.9 inches.Therefore, in this country alone, there's over 17,000 miles of unused, virgin pussy out there"

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:16 pm

"Hey Moose, I was watching 60 minutes with your wife the other day... stupid bitch, took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!" "Alright Danny put up your money, and no more playing for owesies!"

"I been beatin this Jimmy Walker lookin motherfucker all night!"

Passt · Post by **Passt** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:15 pm

"This is awesome, because now I can finally get herpes." Accepted

Mopar_Korean · Post by **Mopar_Korean** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:05 am

Pretty much anything from BBC's Top Gear

"Super-cars are meant to play with g-forces, Hyper-cars are meant to play with g-strings."

Or Pulp Fiction

Jules: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.
Vincent: How many up there?
Jules: Three or four.
Vincent: That's countin' our guy?
Jules: Not sure.
Vincent: So that means there could be up to five guys up there?
Jules: It's possible.
Vincent: We should have fuckin' shotguns.

Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Vincent: Whoa!
Jules: What the fuck's happening, man? Ah, shit man!
Vincent: Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.
Jules: Why the fuck did you do that!
Vincent: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!
Jules: Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time...
Vincent: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something.
Jules: Hey, the car didn't hit no motherfucking bump.
Vincent: Hey, look man, I didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch. The gun went off. I don't know why.
Jules: Well look at this fucking mess, man. We're on a city street in broad daylight here!
Vincent: I don't believe it.
Jules: Well believe it now, motherfucker! We gotta get this car off the road! You know cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fucking blood.
Vincent: Just take it to a friendly place, that's all.
Jules: This in the Valley, Vincent. Marcellus ain't got no friendly places in the Valley.
Vincent: Well Jules this ain't my fucking town, man!
Jules: Shit!
[Jules dials a number on his cell phone]
Vincent: What you doin'?
Jules: I'm calling my partner in Toluca Lake.
Vincent: Where's Toluca Lake?
Jules: It's just over the hill here over by Burbank Studios. If Jimmie's ass ain't home, I don't know what the fuck we're going to do, man. 'Cause I ain't got no other partners in 8-1-8. Hey Jimmie, yo, how you doin', man? It's Jules. Listen up man. Me and my homeboy are in serious fucking shit. We're in a car and we gotta get off the road, pronto. I need to use your garage for a couple of hours.

Swordfish2Cowboy · Post by **Swordfish2Cowboy** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:49 am

"Fucking...what the fucking...fuck, who the fuck...fuck this...fucking...how did you two fucking fucks...FUCK!"
~David Della Rocco in The Boondock Saints.

03blackrt · Post by **03blackrt** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:21 pm

'That's "Therapists." That's "Therapists," not "The Rapists."'

'Are you English or retarded?'

- SNL Celebrity Jeopardy

OverDrive418 · Post by **OverDrive418** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:25 pm

...our love cannot be measured in nipples and dimes...
uh, I mean nickles and boobs...
...money.

Now Lois, space is a vaccum, not a place that needs to be vaccumed.

I have a plan, a plan so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.

-Peter Griffin

biggrobb1995 · Post by **biggrobb1995** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:30 pm

"She's so fine I'd suck a fart out of her ass like it was a bong hit"-Good luck Chuck
"So there I was drawing this big veiny triumphant bastard"-Superbad
"Dude your bed is a car. But it's a sweet fuckin car"-Grandma's boy