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Post by Swordfish2Cowboy » Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:58 am

I went over to my friend's house and decided to drink a little. Well they decided to go upstairs and fuck. HOLY SHIT SHUT UP. I appreciate them letting me sleep on the couch, but damn that's not something I really want to hear. Crazy.
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Post by Nutmeg » Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:17 am

Uh, cool.
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Post by theTeejmiester » Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:48 am

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Post by Wenuden » Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:57 am

if your friends are loud while they fuck with company in the house, its the girls way of inviting you into her asshole. You missed the invitation, apparently?
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Post by Paul56 » Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:39 am

Call 911 and explain the problem. :rofl:
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Post by Swordfish2Cowboy » Sun Jun 22, 2008 11:01 am

Wenuden wrote:if your friends are loud while they fuck with company in the house, its the girls way of inviting you into her asshole. You missed the invitation, apparently?
SHIT! I thought she was coming on to me.
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Post by J-Villa » Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:19 pm

should have tagged in man.
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Post by jetas » Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:37 pm

:withstupid: Or were u that fucked up...?
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Post by Swordfish2Cowboy » Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:46 pm

Nah, although I did have more than she did. And she ended up praying to the porcelain gods for a while. But I think I'm dating someone ATM. It's confusing enough that I don't want to screw anything up, or get shot by my gunsmith (the friend whose house I spent the night at last night).
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Post by Paul56 » Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:47 pm

Swordfish2Cowboy wrote:Nah, although I did have more than she did. And she ended up praying to the porcelain gods for a while. But I think I'm dating someone ATM. It's confusing enough that I don't want to screw anything up, or get shot by my gunsmith (the friend whose house I spent the night at last night).
No no NO! The idea was that you were both supposed to be shooting into his girlfriend. :rofl:
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Post by Swordfish2Cowboy » Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:58 pm

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Post by jetas » Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:16 pm

Swordfish2Cowboy wrote::puke:

wrong kind of shooting... he meant this kind :sign10:
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Post by TNK » Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:12 pm

theTeejmiester wrote::wtf: :huh: :crazy: :whymewhyme: :ttiwwp:
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Post by Paul56 » Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:14 pm

Suspect those double penetration pictures might even be a little too off-topic for this off-topic area. :rofl:
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Post by racer12306 » Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:17 pm

just a bit
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Post by kc2005ptgt » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:36 am

a wee bit?

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Post by contagious18 » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:42 am

i drove my frinds car while he was having sex on the backseat wit his girlfriend on the way to her house
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Post by Swordfish2Cowboy » Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:27 am

I've been driven around before like that. Twice. One time it was in my car (not the Neon).
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Post by bombtrack07 » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:45 am

contagious18 wrote:i drove my frinds car while he was having sex on the backseat wit his girlfriend on the way to her house
I've done that too. she was hot so I didnt care lol
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