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7 Things that will suckify your ride

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:24 pm
by LilSparkPlug
Random person posted this and I quite honestly find it very amusing.

http://www.omglists.com/article/88333/7 ... your-ride/

Most of it, if not all of it, is very true. Discuss. :thumbup:

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:36 pm
by jetas
Suckify :rofl:

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:39 pm
by Danteneon
:rofl:

I would have to agree with all of that...plus some. I love her writing style as well.



Am I the only one that saw the wide-body Civic and though "Damn, that's some good work". So not my style, but pretty impressive.

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:46 pm
by jetas
That body kit is rediculous. And i agree all of those things can "suckify" your ride but if done right the lift and bodykit can look good. And shes talkin down on decals because shes never seen the 2gn decals...

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:53 pm
by kornholio788
While some of the things I agree with like the testies on teh backs. For spoilers, big tires, and such. It is all what people want. It is our hobbie. Go fuck yourself if you can't get over it. What hobbie does she have? I have no idea but what ever it is it's a waste of time and money and completely rediculously stupid in my eyes.

Both can play that game bitch. :)

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:53 pm
by Paul56
The wide body Honda would be an impractical nightmare to live with... unless it is another impractical show vehicle.

Getting in/out a PITA due to the flaring at the bottom, not to mention the flares themselves being snow & rock magnets.

Those rear spoilers look like a park bench with foot rest.

Rear license mounted crooked. Ah yes, one more thing to attract the attention of the cops.

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:07 pm
by Mr Josh Zombie
kornholio788 wrote:While some of the things I agree with like the testies on teh backs. For spoilers, big tires, and such. It is all what people want. It is our hobbie. Go fuck yourself if you can't get over it. What hobbie does she have? I have no idea but what ever it is it's a waste of time and money and completely rediculously stupid in my eyes.

Both can play that game bitch. :)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

touchy much? :lol:
it's called her opnion man. no need to get all butt hurt because you have a giant spoiler on your car.

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:12 pm
by Midnight_Rider
jetas wrote:And shes talkin down on decals because shes never seen the 2GN decals...
Exactly- our decals :rockon: .

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:28 pm
by jetas
Paul56 wrote: Getting in/out a PITA due to the flaring at the bottom

HELLO! Theyre called running boards.... :slap:

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:58 pm
by kornholio788
Opi wrote:
kornholio788 wrote:While some of the things I agree with like the testies on teh backs. For spoilers, big tires, and such. It is all what people want. It is our hobbie. Go fuck yourself if you can't get over it. What hobbie does she have? I have no idea but what ever it is it's a waste of time and money and completely rediculously stupid in my eyes.

Both can play that game bitch. :)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

touchy much? :lol:
it's called her opnion man. no need to get all butt hurt because you have a giant spoiler on your car.
:laughing3: Your just jelous of my rediculous spoiler. And it is called a wing. Thanks :thumbup: :rockon:

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:03 pm
by Mr Josh Zombie
:rofl:

yes wing :D


ahhhhh this board cracks me up

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:27 pm
by MyNeonSaysHi
I agree with all of them.

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:57 pm
by Chibits12
I disagree with number 7.

Fake testicles on my car is very manly.

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:04 pm
by Danteneon
I thought I saw something dangling from your car as you left :lol:

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:58 pm
by Chibits12
Oh you did? That was the right nut dangling.

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:36 pm
by Haganracing
Chibits12 wrote:I disagree with number 7.

Fake testicles on my car is very manly.
One time I was driving behind a truck with blue testies and then a little bit down the road i got infront of that truck... then i noticed that the driver was a girl and that she was the only one in that truck... :shock:

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:13 pm
by LilSparkPlug
She likes big balls!!!!

I do disagree with some of what she says. Especially about the rims. She stated that basically all rims were ridiculous because you are inside the car and can't see them. Maybe she doesn't ever get out of her piece because she lives in it, but I get out of my car and admire my rims constantly.

My friend had this cavalier....outside blue, door jambs engine bay were yellow, lambo doors, huge ricer spoiler, beat to hell rims, stock motor, faded to shit CF hood, but on his massive stock antenna was this huge ass yellow smiley ball. It was suckification squared. If you want I can find pictures of this beaut.

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:58 pm
by INVUJerry
I was thinking about getting a big set of brass nuts, and having them from the rear suspension, and lowering the car so that they'd drag on the ground.

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:59 pm
by occasional demons
Haganracing wrote:
Chibits12 wrote:I disagree with number 7.

Fake testicles on my car is very manly.
One time I was driving behind a truck with blue testies and then a little bit down the road i got infront of that truck... then i noticed that the driver was a girl and that she was the only one in that truck... :shock:
Maybe she's just proud of all the guys she gave blue balls to. :cwm21: :cwm21: :angry1: :confused2: :confused2: :confused2: :happy4: :laughing2: :laughing2: :happy2: :happy2: :sleepy3: :sleepy3:

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:26 pm
by MyNeonSaysHi
:rofl:

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:21 pm
by Haganracing
Hahaha!

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:11 am
by NeonBluSXT
That is wayyyy to funny for sure lol.

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:58 pm
by Jenni
Hmm, aren't the fake balls for hardcore lesbians???

"Ripped them off..."

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:38 pm
by Haganracing
Jenni wrote:Hmm, aren't the fake balls for hardcore lesbians???

"Ripped them off..."
:shock:

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:02 pm
by NickKo
Great link !! I am going to share it with my friends. :lol:
LilSparkPlug wrote:My friend had this cavalier....outside blue, door jambs engine bay were yellow, lambo doors, huge ricer spoiler, beat to hell rims, stock motor, faded to shit CF hood, but on his massive stock antenna was this huge ass yellow smiley ball. It was suckification squared. If you want I can find pictures of this beaut.
PLEASE do !! :lol:

- Nick

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:36 pm
by Hudson_Neon
god damn it... 5 out of the 7 were gonna bo on my car before carlisle!