How the person above you will die

01NeonSnooZer · Post by **01NeonSnooZer** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:39 pm

^will be raped to death by Big Gay Al.

hansken_yo · Post by **hansken_yo** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:49 pm

^ while wearing women's high heels, you stumble and fall down a flight of stairs to have the spaghetti straps of the dress you liked catch on one of the posts and strangle you.

welchspro · Post by **welchspro** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:49 pm

^will be raped to death by Mr. Slave

"jeezuth crith"

hansken_yo · Post by **hansken_yo** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:50 pm

^ will die of boredom in Ellensburg

01NeonSnooZer · Post by **01NeonSnooZer** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:00 pm

^'s head will explode after seein' man-boobs

jetas · Post by **jetas** » Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:45 am

^will die after realizing HE has man boobs

Craz1000 · Post by **Craz1000** » Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:02 pm

^ will be strangled by richard nixons corpse after being kicked in the balls by gerald ford's corpse while getting stabed in the back by george carlin's corpse

01NeonSnooZer · Post by **01NeonSnooZer** » Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:11 pm

`^^should know that it was MY man boobs hasken_Yo saw.

^will die from food poisoning after eating those corpses.

Craz1000 · Post by **Craz1000** » Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:23 pm

^ will snap his own neck to escape an overbearing g/f (* sigh* i wish i could do the same sometimes... lucky bastard -_-)

kc2005ptgt · Post by **kc2005ptgt** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:41 am

^^ From being attacked by 53 Pugs.

DuhNeon179 · Post by **DuhNeon179** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 6:23 pm

^Chuck Norris will come out of the blue and hit him in the neck with his 3rd chin

jetas · Post by **jetas** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 6:42 pm

^Death By V-tec...

kc2005ptgt · Post by **kc2005ptgt** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:42 pm

^^^ death by vetech... the phone company. Will talk to death over the phone.

01NeonSnooZer · Post by **01NeonSnooZer** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:38 am

^Will go crazy from hearing ticking in his sleep and hang himself by his own innards.

kc2005ptgt · Post by **kc2005ptgt** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:22 pm

^ being attacked by a school of chopsticks, but that won't kill him. It will be the rice shoved down his throat, choking him to death, by the school of shopsticks that does him in.

hansken_yo · Post by **hansken_yo** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:26 pm

^ will die from boredom after listening to me bitch about how long it is taking to get the repairs even started on my car.

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:48 pm

^ Will suffer a major aneurysm due to the stress of waiting for his repairs to begin. But that won't kill him. His death happens when said car is completed and the car is being brought around to him for delivery. The car is then hit by a trash truck and totaled. Again.

John dies from a heart attack.

kc2005ptgt · Post by **kc2005ptgt** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:54 am

^^ will die from overload of part numbers running through his brain. He will lie awake at night, thinking in all numbers until his brain litterally explodes.

hansken_yo · Post by **hansken_yo** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:37 am

^ will die from hysterically laughing at Danteneon's creativity of my deaths....

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:38 am

^ Ninja'ed me in this post as well

^ Will be killed by a 2GN'er when they throw a keyboard at his head because of his ninja abilities

hansken_yo · Post by **hansken_yo** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:39 am

^ died from being too mother F*in slow....

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:23 pm

^ Will also die from being too slow.

While driving his Neon late at night 1.5 years from now, John will come up behind a slower car in front of him. Checking his mirrors as he always does, he sees an 18 wheeler coming up fairly fast on his left. Knowing his Neon is faster, he proceeds to pass the slower car. However, his intake manifold welds decide at that moment to break loose and his floor pan starts to detach from the floor throwing sparks into the passenger compartment. He cancels his pass just before the 18 wheeler rear-ends him. John pulls his car safely to the side of the road to inspect the damage.

He fails to duck in time to avoid the full Monster energy drink thrown out of my window while passing him.

*TMFS my butt*

kc2005ptgt · Post by **kc2005ptgt** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:54 pm

^ Will die

...while street racing Vin Deisel his floor pan in the passenger compartment will give away, causing his manifold to become dangerous and he will scream at his computer to shut up and slam it shut, just then he hits the 2nd stage of his NOS, which blows the rings on the pistons causing major blow by and at the end of it all, he almost has him, and gets laughed at...

after he wakes up and sticks his head in the oven realizing he is dreaming about Fast and the Furious.

jetas · Post by **jetas** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:31 am

^death by bunny

hansken_yo · Post by **hansken_yo** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:19 pm

^ will die from the Playboy bunnies jumping up and down in front of him on a trampoline causing him multiple orgasms to the point that his testicles explode and bleed out.

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:53 pm

^ Will die from being first responder to the above incident. The bunnies will still be jumping (they don't know any better) and between the gore of Jetas death and the stimulus of the bouncing bunnies his brain will explode.

hansken_yo · Post by **hansken_yo** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:15 pm

^ took so much offense to me telling him that he would die from being TMFS that it took a couple days to sink in before he Keeled over.

kc2005ptgt · Post by **kc2005ptgt** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:01 am

^^ will die from being too mother smurfin fast....

hansken_yo · Post by **hansken_yo** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:54 am

^ will die from listening to the Peanut Butter Jelly Time song too many times.

kc2005ptgt · Post by **kc2005ptgt** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:55 am

^^^ Will die from the banana phone.