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contagious18 wrote:^died trying to do a wheelie on his bike

That is very much a possibility

And Jeta will get run over by a jeta. While fixing his neon.

^sun poisoning.

^will close his head in his sunroof and choke to death

^Will be beat to death by a boy with a dunce cap

^^ will die while playing guitar hero on his Nintendo DS... the tiny screen causes some horrible carpal tunnel, snapping the median nerve which snaps back into his eyes causing him to fall backwards off of his chair, hitting his head on the corner of the desk, impaling the wood deep into hsi brain.

^front end collision, that SRT spoiler will coem flying through the back window, decapitating him.

^ gets in his neon to drive and finds a skunk in the front seat. He gets sprayed, walks into traffic and gets run over by an ice-cream truck filled with midgets.

^killed in an equally creative way as i.... minus he midgets. and replace the skunk with a porcupine.

^ will die from the noxious odor of changing baby diapers.

^ From brake fade from racing a 2008 civic si like i almost did today

^ by accidentally stapling his hand to one of his custom boxes. Upon the shock of doing such an act, flails his arms around trying to get his hand loose, ultimately smacking himself in the head with the custom box which leads to him falling on the floor to bleed out.

^ By choking on a glazed, chocolate donut, sprinkled with crushed peanuts.

^ by trying to give hansken_yo CPR - gets chocolate donut stuck in his esophagus.

^ By cardiac arrest after selling his perfectly good ACR for a SRT that appeared to be unmodified. After sinking $2000.00 more into his recent purchase to fix what the previous owner had done to it, he takes his new car for a drive. While driving, Andrew sees his old ACR driving down the road. The car has been wrecked many times, is sporting 18" Pep Boys wheels, a fart can, stick-on hood scoop, APC decals, and sexy girl mudflaps. Andrew has a massive heart attack and is dead before the SRT plows into a bridge abutment.

^^

Oh wow, that made me LOL out loud!

And will die after he sells his ACR and sees it driving down the road and notices that it was swapped... he stops the guy and learns that he found a way to do a mexi-mani, strat turbo, and pcm swapped... the guy is running 14psi boost steady and has done nothing else to it... runs about 230whp and trq... he dies after taking it for a drive because of envy. dEath by green!

For the record, I would die in the car during the drive...just because

^ sees a really hot chick and desides to give her a ride to take advantage of the opportunity to show off his ACR. Upon doing so he learns that this chick is a hooker and the cops are eyeballing him because of it. upon arriving in his freshly repainted jail cell his new best friend who names himself "Zeus" kills him due to massive internal hemorageing.

^ dies from excessive masturbation at the thought of "Zeus"

^horrible sounding accident.

^ head on collision with a Hummer, instantly cutting his head off leaving a bloody stump spitting blood for the last few seconds his heart beats, while his head is in the back seat and his last thought it "damn"

^ gang-green from botched breast implants

^Stabbed 52 times by an unknown assailant driving a black dodge neon

^ while you realized that

I hate Hummers.

^gets a hummer by a tramp who's pissed off at men. Gets his dick bitten off in the process, and bleeds out and she steals his wallet.

^ dies from typing in blue

Dies shortly thereafter, as his eyes explode from the strain of reading blue text.

^ Serious Final Destination 3 stuff, he has a premonition of dying in a car wreck at a specific intersection, so he avoids that intersection at all costs, when low and behold as hes about to pull into his driveway his car is SLAMMED by a garbage truck going 50mph, totally demolishing the car and him in the process

Craz1000 wrote:^ while you realized that

now that was just uncalled for...

^Will catch some nasty disease from some toxic shit that was in the dump truck he was driving when he plowed into Zerochad.

umm....i wasnt driving, i wasnt even involved, i wasnt there...

^is a cat....died by curiosity...

<will be killed by an unknown assailant who stakes ^s arms and legs to the ground and paints a pentagram on the ground around ^s, lighting candles at each point. he will then proceed to dance wildly on each of ^s limbs while chanting Satan's true name until each of ^s limbs fall off. When the last of ^s limbs fall off, said asailant will carve out ^'s heart and eat it in front of him just before ^ takes his last breath.




I'm going to hell!......Who's comin' with me?!


<will die due to brain strain from thinking that up.