Chinese Sick Day

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Chinese Sick Day

Post by TheRandom1 » Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:24 am

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come
work today, I really sick Got headache, stomach ache and
legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today.
When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her
to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to
work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You
say and I feel Great.
I be at work soon.........
You got nice house'
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Post by hansken_yo » Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:25 am

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Post by LilSparkPlug » Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:51 am

:laughing3: LOL!!! Owned.

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Post by thttxboy » Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:40 am

lol that was good :laughing3:

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Post by Haganracing » Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:51 am

That was funny!
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Post by Mr Josh Zombie » Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:54 pm

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Post by GreeNeons03 » Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:01 pm

LOL! Hilarious!
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Post by NeonOn19s » Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:32 pm

:lol: nice!!!!
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Post by J-Villa » Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:36 pm

only a wee bit funny lol
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Post by MyNeonSaysHi » Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:53 pm

tah heehehe

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Post by Diablo0 » Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:17 pm

:rofl:
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Post by Swordfish2Cowboy » Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:53 am

Old.
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Post by yellowpatrol » Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:04 am

Swordfish2Cowboy wrote:Old.
Still funny though :thumbup:

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Post by Midnight_Rider » Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:53 am

"No Asian chicks!" :rofl:
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