Chinese Sick Day
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Chinese Sick Day
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come
work today, I really sick Got headache, stomach ache and
legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today.
When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her
to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to
work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You
say and I feel Great.
I be at work soon.........
You got nice house'
work today, I really sick Got headache, stomach ache and
legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today.
When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her
to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to
work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You
say and I feel Great.
I be at work soon.........
You got nice house'

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LOL! Hilarious!
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Still funny thoughSwordfish2Cowboy wrote:Old.
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