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Ok so this morning I go walking out to my car to start it when I see something sitting on my trunk lid. Immediately I say, "What the f*&^ is on my car?!?!"

Upon further inspection, some bitch put her hair spray bottle on my trunk lid and left it there. Over night I might add, cause when I removed it there was condensation underneath it.

I tossed it onto the ground in a rage all the while not sounding very lady-like. Then realized that the stupid ho would be looking for her full bottle of hair spray. So I picked it up, twisted the lid off it, and dumped all of it out, of which I then dropped the now empty bottle and top into the puddle.

Had I known who put that on my car, I would have instead emptied the contents of the bottle down there throat.

When Chris got home last night after midnight it wasn't on my car, so someone in the midst of sneaking out to cheat on their husband or boyfriend left behind their bottle...I hope all their hair falls out. /rant


Sorry it was so long.

Damn Women... inconsiderate bitches

Oh well... sooner or later he'll figure out if she is cheating and if it was me, don't care, it'd be over faster than you can say "slut" and then she'll feel the pain... sucks for her.

Dumb women, her time will come.

thats right girlfriend!................

I swear she woke everyone up for a 5 block radius with the way she took off this morning too. Oh boy, I can't wait to get her header installed.

Girl... i'd filled the bottle with peroxide.

THAT would have been hilarious!!!.

....but that might start a war... you did what was best....

could be worse... one of the nieghbors had their hood of a new VW passat wiped down with a scowering pad, now she has swirl marks and will have to get it repainted... cops said there is nothing we can do, since we did catch the person in the act.