A text message you would never want if your a Dad

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A text message you would never want if your a Dad

Post by Knight » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:33 pm

http://www.inquisitr.com/11059/elizabet ... d-her-dad/

I am not a parent , but if I ever got this from my daughter there would be some a missing persons report on the boy :lol:
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Post by Haganracing » Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:25 am

Hahahahaha!
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Post by Trinity » Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:06 am

thats ... wow.


anything for a few minutes of e-fame eh?
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Post by occasional demons » Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:21 am

oh yeah

they put out that song HARDER, BETTER, UH-OH, WRONGHOLE
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Trinity wrote:thats ... wow.


anything for a few minutes of e-fame eh?
I don't think that was her intention. :roll:

On a side note: she is 18, so she can pretty much do who she wants, not like her dad could press charges. If she wanted her first time to be in the sand, with some stranger, so be it. She just got her brains fucked out, so well, she just selected the wrong person to text! Bet she checks before sending in the future. Prolly got the best education a young adult can get right there!
Tho that funding for college could be in jeapardy. Na, Daddy will forgive her.
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Post by Tam » Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:13 am

Lol, that was funny.

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Post by rOniN » Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:41 pm

That's great!
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Post by glasswars » Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:36 pm

Honestly, I wouldn't mind if I was the dad. At that point. At least she waited till she was 18! If she was 15/16, then there would be a problem..
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Post by Mopar_Korean » Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:03 pm

glasswars wrote:Honestly, I wouldn't mind if I was the dad. At that point. At least she waited till she was 18! If she was 15/16, then there would be a problem..
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Post by Fuzzyneon » Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:14 pm

ROFLMAO
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Post by bone-yard-racing » Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:42 pm

I've been thinking about this, who was she trying to text? I mean this is something you as a friend, boyfriend, employer, brother, sister, mother, cousin, AAA employee wouldnt want to hear :lol:
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Post by lilnicko11 » Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:40 pm

haha rofl
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Post by v95 » Sun Dec 14, 2008 11:01 pm

that mad funny. :laughing3: :laughing3: :laughing3: :laughing3:

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Post by Nutmeg » Sun Dec 14, 2008 11:46 pm

That's so awesome.
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Post by Jenni » Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:59 pm

LMAO!

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Post by Wenuden » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:09 am

Haha she was fun. Her dad wants to kick my ass now. Good times, sand in uncomfortable places and shit.


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Post by NickKo » Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:07 pm

Wenuden wrote:Haha she was fun. Her dad wants to kick my ass now. Good times, sand in uncomfortable places and shit.
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Post by sidepipe87 » Sun Dec 21, 2008 6:15 pm

bone-yard-racing wrote:I've been thinking about this, who was she trying to text? I mean this is something you as a friend, boyfriend, employer, brother, sister, mother, cousin, AAA employee wouldnt want to hear :lol:
completely agreed! this story just doesn't make sense. first of all she's like 'wish u were here' or whatever like shes talking to a bf... but that obviously can't be the case. Also who got the picture of her phone with that text?? she volunteered it? fishy.
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