Why do they make beer mugs too small to hold 2 full beers?

kornholio788 · Post by **kornholio788** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:32 pm

I have me a mug of beer. The day is now worth it

But I have a question. WTF is the point of making a mug made for beer, not hold exactly 2 beers. It holds like a beer and the last beer only has a little bit in it. I would say like one gulp per say. Why not just make it that much bigger to hold 2 full beers?

The WTF moment of the week.

kornholio788 · Post by **kornholio788** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:56 pm

Alright gunna fill it up again and see if it does it again.

W...T...F...!

UPDATE!!!:

Alright. Write this in your notebook.

Bottles have more beer in them than cans. I couldn't fit 2 beers from bottles in my glass. But 2 cans fit perfectly.

I can die a happy man.

Moparty08 · Post by **Moparty08** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:17 pm

sweet yo. you shoudl get some jager too

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:46 pm

You should just get a keg, much easier.

Or fill up the cup, drink some out and refill with the rest of the 2nd can of beer.

Moparty08 · Post by **Moparty08** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:52 pm

JAGER JAGER JAGER JAGER. what about a stein? have you tried that.

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:56 am

Jager sucks ass man...

Wenuden · Post by **Wenuden** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:35 am

TheRandom1 wrote:You should just get a keg, much easier.

Or fill up the cup, drink some out and refill with the rest of the 2nd can of beer.

1. fill cup.
2. finish can.
3. ???
4. profit.

ZeroChad · Post by **ZeroChad** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:57 am

Oky. I'm reading this thread and I'm drunk too. Thats the only reason I'lm makiing sense of it. I have some Boomba's from the local brewery that will hold almost 3 beers. You just need the right glasswear man!

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:00 am

Presently on beer number 4? I forget. About 4 beers 1 bottle of wine and a tallboy. Yes I know I am taking it easy tonight...

ZeroChad · Post by **ZeroChad** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:05 am

TheRandom1 wrote:Presently on beer number 4? I forget. About 4 beers 1 bottle of wine and a tallboy. Yes I know I am taking it easy tonight...

I pre-gamed 1.5 bottles of wine tonight lol

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:45 am

Just gotta try to top me don't ya zero??? Lol. Beer number 6 with wine and tallboy now and watching waiting

Wenuden · Post by **Wenuden** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:50 am

i didn't drink today.

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:52 am

Loser...

Wenuden · Post by **Wenuden** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:54 am

alcoholic.

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 3:24 am

I wish. Haven't drank in almost a month, and I'm on beer 7, after a bottle of wine and a tallboy.

Just finishing watching Waiting... and now it's on to The Crow, and polishing off at least 2 more drinks to accomplish my goal for tonight.

8 beers, a tallboy and at least 1 bottle of wine. I was hoping for 2, but 1 will have to do for tonight, I don't want another bottle, haha.

Wenuden · Post by **Wenuden** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:10 am

i ment me, not you lol.

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:13 am

Interesting.

Drunk and watching The Crow, FTMFW!!!!!

Working on beer number 8, wine 1 and tallboy 1, this is all that's cold so when the movie/beer is over, I'm going to sleep.

I figure a tallboy is worth what? 2 beers?

Dan, you've been awfully quiet, did your young bitch ass pass out already?

hansken_yo · Post by **hansken_yo** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:34 am

first off any beer that comes in a can is not worth drinking.

second, you just don't have the right mug.

third, why bother with a mug....
-- drink from the bottle, throw it over your shoulder and grab the next damn it.!!!!

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:36 am

Beer from the can is cheaper (most times) than beer from the bottle unless you're drinking Coors Light like I am. 9 dollars for an 18 back, oh yea.

hansken_yo · Post by **hansken_yo** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:24 pm

TheRandom1 wrote:Beer from the can is cheaper (most times) than beer from the bottle unless a.

hence why it isn't worth drinking

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:26 pm

it's the same beer as what's in bottles.

sicndahead · Post by **sicndahead** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:34 pm

TheRandom1 wrote:Jager sucks ass man...

jager tastes like asshole....

Wenuden · Post by **Wenuden** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 3:06 pm

sicndahead wrote:
TheRandom1 wrote:Jager sucks ass man...
jager tastes like asshole....

asshole doesn't have a taste, unless you've been eating them outside of the shower... you're nasty.