text a girl and ask her if you can tap that lol

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Post by SOKADAO954 » Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:18 pm

hehe. she look good??
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Post by RADARsx 2.0 » Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:39 pm

Haganracing wrote:Well if anyone needs someone to try it on.. Here is my x's number.

402-660-6269

Her name is melissa and shes looking for a great time! (guy or girl)
I think I have to do this...even tho i'm way up here in Canada...I take it your not bitter about her lol lol
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Post by Haganracing » Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:01 pm

RADARsx 2.0 wrote:
Haganracing wrote:Well if anyone needs someone to try it on.. Here is my x's number.

402-660-6269

Her name is melissa and shes looking for a great time! (guy or girl)
I think I have to do this...even tho i'm way up here in Canada...I take it your not bitter about her lol lol
Please do! the more the better!!

Shes ok lookin, good enough for me to do her. I have a good amount of standards hahaha
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Post by srtjesse » Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:26 pm

oh no what have i done now poor melissa is going to get hit up by all the leg humpers here in 2gn.org lol
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Post by Haganracing » Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:44 pm

srtjesse wrote:oh no what have i done now poor melissa is going to get hit up by all the leg humpers here in 2gn.org lol
:rofl:

I think its awesome!! Mat txted me earlier asking where he should "live" in maryland when she txted him asking where he lived.

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Post by racer12306 » Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:18 pm

I said it to my wife.

She said never now you said that :cry:
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Post by Ntyvirus1 » Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:05 pm

^ouch, harsh
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Post by RADARsx 2.0 » Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:40 pm

that does blow...never piss the wife off lol. I've learned that fast with my fiance...woman seem to take less shit the minute you put any kind of ring on their finger lol
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Post by hul kogan » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:46 am

RADARsx 2.0 wrote:woman seem to take less shit the minute you put any kind of ring on their finger lol
HAHA! Isn't that the truth. When the fiance gets her wedding band next weekend I will probably really be in trouble. :lol:

Back on topic: I'm gonna try this on her.

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me: So when are you going to let me tap that?
her: I sure hope that was meant for me..cause ill kill her

HAHA! If you knew her sense of humor that would be even funnier. :lol:
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Post by Danteneon » Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:40 am

I wasn't going to bother with this, but what the hell.

Me:So, when can I tap that ass?

Her: Tonight if you want and I don't fall asleep before you.

:rockon:
If I could just figure out how to meld the Outback and the Neon into one car...

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Post by SOKADAO954 » Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:19 pm

^^ ohhh my.

that = end of thread. :rofl:

you falling asleep before her = epic fail. :lol:
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Post by sidepipe87 » Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:20 pm

Dante, that's funny! Old people like you don't have secks! :rofl:


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Post by Danteneon » Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:58 pm

SOKADAO954 wrote:^^ ohhh my.

that = end of thread. :rofl:

you falling asleep before her = epic fail. :lol:
You mis-read that one sir...she was worried about falling asleep on me thankyouverymuch :thefinger:

She was up till 4am and we had to be at work at 9, so she is just a little tired :roll:

And yes Ryan, the old people still make the monster with two backs :lol:
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Post by sidepipe87 » Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:08 pm

:rofl: I got :owned:
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Post by SOKADAO954 » Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:17 pm

sidepipe87 wrote::rofl: I got :owned:
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Post by suave23 » Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:06 pm

Me: Ayy girl when u gna let me tap dat asss?
Her: Tonight?

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Well, not that big of a win, we're getting married in a month so I didn't have to work that hard for it. lol
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Post by DoubtedNeon » Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:36 pm

I trired it

me: so i got a question
her:whats up
me:when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: hahaha! in the car on your lunch break if you want!

hehehe neons get girls lolz
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Post by SOKADAO954 » Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:58 am

^^ :lol:
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Post by Ntyvirus1 » Sun Sep 06, 2009 12:04 pm

Danteneon wrote:I wasn't going to bother with this, but what the hell.

Me:So, when can I tap that ass?

Her: Tonight if you want and I don't fall asleep before you.

:rockon:
brutal honesty FTW :rofl:
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