text a girl and ask her if you can tap that lol

Fuzzyneon · Post by **Fuzzyneon** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:09 pm

Pocahontas wrote:That first thread spread proves that persistence can get almost anything!

Also I did this and got:

Me: Can I ask you a question?
Him: -.- of course
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Him: LOLOL !!!

I'm sitting here thinking, does this mean no?

You need to ask a girl LOL

jk
just keep asking him LOL

Post by **jonnymopar** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:33 pm

Nate is a lucky guy and anybody that's been to Carlisle knows why.

Ah well, I didn't get anywhere with this...

me: hey whats up
her: nothin how you been
me: lemme ask you something
me: when are you gonna let me tap that
her: you ass, you know i'm not thick enough for your taste

Midnight_Rider · Post by **Midnight_Rider** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:46 am

neonslg09 · Post by **neonslg09** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:12 am

hah i had success with the first try.

me: when can i tap that?
her: monday thru sunday, maybe come over now?

Maddog · Post by **Maddog** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:53 am

neonslg09 wrote:hah i had success with the first try.

me: when can i tap that?
her: monday thru sunday, maybe come over now?

She running a business?

I keed, I keed!

Passt · Post by **Passt** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:11 pm

rOniN wrote:lol...this is an interesting concept

That's what she said.

Pocahontas wrote:That first thread spread proves that persistence can get almost anything!

Also I did this and got:

Me: Can I ask you a question?
Him: -.- of course
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Him: LOLOL !!!

I'm sitting here thinking, does this mean no?

NOW IT MAKES SENSE! lol I remember getting this txt and thinking "what has gotten into you!?" lmfao

Awesome thread.

SOKADAO954 · Post by **SOKADAO954** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:36 pm

^^ you sir are bad ass mofo!!!

I could see your face reading that text like "wtf?" wrong text meab?? LMAO"

AR04SRT · Post by **AR04SRT** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:21 pm

ha ha funny stuff!

srtjesse · Post by **srtjesse** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:42 pm

Passt wrote:
rOniN wrote:lol...this is an interesting concept
That's what she said.

Pocahontas wrote:That first thread spread proves that persistence can get almost anything!

Also I did this and got:

Me: Can I ask you a question?
Him: -.- of course
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Him: LOLOL !!!

I'm sitting here thinking, does this mean no?
NOW IT MAKES SENSE! lol I remember getting this txt and thinking "what has gotten into you!?" lmfao

Awesome thread.

you are welcome lol jk

DuhNeon179 · Post by **DuhNeon179** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:38 pm

yeah see I did that and she told me to come over...

to get hit in the balls

SOKADAO954 · Post by **SOKADAO954** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:12 pm

^^ Same here ^^

Me: hey when can i tap that??
My gf: WTF Danny?? Who are you talking to???
was that for another girl??
Me: no. it was for you

That was last night.
She has not called all day it's now 1:08pm she got off school last night and i never got a call.
She has her lunch at work from 12:00am - 1:00pm, When i called she ignored my call.

I FAIL.

JeffM · Post by **JeffM** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:14 pm

Don't worry, Danny. I woulda probably gotten the SAME answer. I wonder what my ex would say?

SOKADAO954 · Post by **SOKADAO954** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:15 pm

So text her.

Dakota · Post by **Dakota** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:51 pm

I'm home not feeling well and kinda bored so I thought "why not?"...

Me: How's work going?
Him: Slow
Me: Wanna come home and eat lunch?
Him: I can't leave. We don't get lunch breaks.
Me: Okay...when can I tap that ass?
Him: What?

I think I confused him...fail.

sidepipe87 · Post by **sidepipe87** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:53 pm

Tried this with my good friend Alexandra who is a prompt txter.

Me: Yo girl. When can I tap that ass?

...

several hrs later.

...

Her: Ryan!!

I guess she wasn't havin it. Her bf prob told her no.

SOKADAO954 · Post by **SOKADAO954** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:26 pm

^ hahah.

Ntyvirus1 · Post by **Ntyvirus1** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:22 pm

Me (7:18:19 PM): im gunna go make dinner but can i ask you sumthin real wuick?
Me (7:18:23 PM): quick*
Her (7:18:53 PM): yea
Me(7:19:02 PM): when you gunna let me tap dat ass
Her(7:19:50 PM): lol wt? n whenever u want

kinda cheating since i asked the girlfriend but glad to know she has a sense of humor

RADARsx 2.0 · Post by **RADARsx 2.0** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:32 pm

Mine isn't a phone way...
I am now engaged to this girl...Kinda back fired lol (no kidding glad I have her, she's the best)

I met her bout a year ago, co own a moving company in my town. Well i help my co owner move his friends daughter. Gave my fiance my number at that time (only knew her for 2 hours). she called that night and we went out for coffee and started cruzing. Thought i'd be funny and play punch buggy. but who ever got to 10 first got to do what ever they wanted...well i won and said I wanted to fuck her...well we got hotel (had my aunt staying for a while) and she even paid the room cost ( i didn't ask..she said "I lost..I pay")
Well i fucked her that night she called the next and we kept doing that and well now were engaged and trying to start a family now...not as funny as the cell phone but think it's gonna be a great story to tell our kids when they ask "how did you and mommy meet"? lol

dank(r/t) · Post by **dank(r/t)** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:39 am

me:question.

her: yes?

me: when you gonna let me tap that ass?

her: hahahahahahaha

me: ehhem... i'll take that as "soon"

her: i feel like this isn't you.

me: i can prove it is if you let me tap that sweet ass.

her: um no.

me: cool cool, see you at work...

Haganracing · Post by **Haganracing** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:49 am

smallblockfreak · Post by **smallblockfreak** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:13 am

me-when you gonna let me tap that
her-um have you been drinking, my dear? :p
me-nope
her-damn, are you coming onto me?
me-its a simple question
her-well it's not quite simple. You're a couple hundred miles away AND! we've never even met before
me-so when you gonna let me tap that?
her-haha are you messing with me?
me-nope
me-so when are you gonna let me tap that
her-;)
me-so when is that?
her- whenever you want, baby

No i haven't met her before but we have a lot of the same friends. lol

Mat00ES · Post by **Mat00ES** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:15 am

Whats a couple hundred miles.
Im working on one, but havent gotten a reply, its with hagans ex

smallblockfreak · Post by **smallblockfreak** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:17 am

400 miles i'm from scio, ny but in college at lima, oh so i go back to ny every once in a while.

Mat00ES · Post by **Mat00ES** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:18 am

hmm ny isnt too far from me

Haganracing · Post by **Haganracing** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:34 am

Mat00ES wrote:Whats a couple hundred miles.
Im working on one, but havent gotten a reply, its with hagans ex

My ex is such a slut, she will let you do whatever tho. If she says no to you, ill be really suprised.

sidepipe87 · Post by **sidepipe87** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:39 am

Haganracing wrote:
Mat00ES wrote:Whats a couple hundred miles.
Im working on one, but havent gotten a reply, its with hagans ex
My ex is such a slut, she will let you do whatever tho. If she says no to you, ill be really suprised.

too funny!

jefflytle120 · Post by **jefflytle120** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:45 pm

I just tried it. Got it right the first time!

Me- "Can I come over and tap that?"
Her- "Absolutely"

Gotta love it..

Haganracing · Post by **Haganracing** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:50 pm

Well if anyone needs someone to try it on.. Here is my x's number.

402-660-6269

Her name is melissa and shes looking for a great time! (guy or girl)

SOKADAO954 · Post by **SOKADAO954** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:56 pm

^ can we realy text?? why dont we all text and say

When can i tap that ??

Haganracing · Post by **Haganracing** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:44 pm

SOKADAO954 wrote:^ can we realy text?? why dont we all text and say

When can i tap that ??

Im sure she wont care. I mean hell, i dont care!

You can text her whatever you want, be creative!