Anyone race a van lately?

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Anyone race a van lately?

Post by Adionik » Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:46 pm

pretty sure i could take one
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Post by Maddog » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:05 pm

As long as it wasn't the A-Team van, you'd be sure to win :thumbup:
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Post by Danteneon » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:17 pm

:facepalm3:
If I could just figure out how to meld the Outback and the Neon into one car...

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Post by kornholio788 » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:21 pm

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Re: Anyone race a van lately?

Post by INVUJerry » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:32 pm

Adionik wrote:pretty sure i could take one
Got fucking taken by one.

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Post by Adionik » Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:07 pm

Damn what was that like a mid 12?! That might beat me...i can't drive :rofl:
cop:and i saw you racing that van too, what kinda stunt was that?
me:officer I was behind the van and im very sure i coulda beat it if i wanted to...
Still making me rofl. As long as you're VERY sure you can beat a van...
dank(r/t) wrote:you tell 'em altezza light, black headlight cover guy!
you know what's up, it's obvious.
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Post by Haganracing » Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:13 pm

My mom's van is pretty badass... for a van!

Ill race you!

Her van came with a traction control button... a van with the option of turning off traction control... :D
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Post by Adionik » Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:02 pm

I used to drive my moms van to school

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It was seriously so cash money baller. Everyone else had integras and Ls1's and little bullshit cars and I had one of the hottest girls in school in the passenger seat in A/C and a fucking DODGE CARAVAN

:rofl:

Then I got my yellow neon...and my life went downhill....
dank(r/t) wrote:you tell 'em altezza light, black headlight cover guy!
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Post by NeonOn19s » Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:19 pm

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Post by SOKADAO954 » Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:27 pm

WooOOoT i allways drive my pops work van.
1996 windstar, i smoked a corolla with it before.

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Post by NickKo » Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:48 pm

Adionik wrote:I used to drive my moms van to school

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I had one of the hottest girls in school in the passenger seat in A/C and a fucking DODGE CARAVAN
Literally ?? :) :lol:

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Post by Panhead » Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:25 pm

Danteneon wrote::facepalm3:
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i knew another thread was going to start after you closed the original one.
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Post by fixitmattman » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:27 pm

Never know, coulda been an E350 powerstroke. Unloaded them things haul some ass.
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Post by DOSneons » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:50 pm

i love vans lol

when i get mine done ill race anyone
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Post by SOKADAO954 » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:54 pm

DOSneons wrote:i love vans lol

when i get mine done ill race anyone
Any1??? :twisted:
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Post by INVUJerry » Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:36 pm

Shit, I'm gonna spray my brother's minivan with a 100 shot. It should take it.
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So many neons so little time.

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Post by Adionik » Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:23 pm

I JIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZEEEEDDDDDDDD IN MY PANTS

Whenever I see a mini van in my neon
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Post by JeffM » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:21 am

I used to drive my mom's Caravan before I got the Neon. That thing kicked some serious butt.
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Post by DOSneons » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:11 pm

SOKADAO954 wrote:
DOSneons wrote:i love vans lol

when i get mine done ill race anyone
Any1??? :twisted:
yep lol

motor is pulled and the big block motor mounts are in place!!!
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Post by Danteneon » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:49 pm

Panhead wrote:
Danteneon wrote::facepalm3:
:laughing3:

i knew another thread was going to start after you closed the original one.
Yep. It was bound to happen :lol:
If I could just figure out how to meld the Outback and the Neon into one car...

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Post by Adionik » Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:08 pm

I raced a van to 160 last night

But he got me on the top end cuz he's more aerodynamic
dank(r/t) wrote:you tell 'em altezza light, black headlight cover guy!
you know what's up, it's obvious.
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Post by SOKADAO954 » Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:18 pm

Adionik wrote:I raced a van to 160 last night

But he got me on the top end cuz he's more aerodynamic

Neon's can reach 160mph??? :shock:






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Post by DOSneons » Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:21 pm

downhill with a tailwind lol
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Post by sidepipe87 » Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:26 pm

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Post by Adionik » Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:53 pm

Sidepipe, don't you have some fully built foldable mirrors to install?

I was able to reach 160 because I fell out of an airplane. It was a race with the van to the ground.
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you know what's up, it's obvious.
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Post by SOKADAO954 » Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:56 pm

Adionik wrote:I was able to reach 160 because I fell out of an airplane. It was a race with the van to the ground.
Oh... ok.. ok.. That explains it all. :D
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Post by JeffM » Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:22 pm

Adionik wrote:I was able to reach 160 because I fell out of an airplane. It was a race with the van to the ground.
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Post by sidepipe87 » Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:40 pm

Adionik wrote:Sidepipe, don't you have some fully built foldable mirrors to install?
No, I'm not gonna bother installing them. I know when you fly past me in ur mad tyte JDM yellow N/A SRT wannabe neon they'll fall off. Oh wait, ur too cool now bc u actually got an SRT. The fastest car known to man.
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Post by Adionik » Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:57 pm

sidepipe87 wrote:
Adionik wrote:Sidepipe, don't you have some fully built foldable mirrors to install?
No, I'm not gonna bother installing them. I know when you fly past me in ur mad tyte JDM yellow N/A SRT wannabe neon they'll fall off. Oh wait, ur too cool now bc u actually got an SRT. The fastest car known to man.

Sure am. I actually just came back from Nasa. Had to buy some space shuttle gas. Race gas wasn't cutting it. So now I should be able to put 2-3 moons on the space shuttle. I was pulling past Mars, but he caught up near Saturn.

Pretty rad.
dank(r/t) wrote:you tell 'em altezza light, black headlight cover guy!
you know what's up, it's obvious.
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