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Post by v95 » Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:49 am

Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket

...So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first.

Then he started to write a third ticket!

This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...But hey, I didn't give a damn.




































My car was parked around the corner ... :owned:
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Post by Moparty08 » Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:56 am

LMAO THAT'S AWESOME. YOU ROCK THAT'S EPIC.
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Post by pyistazty » Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:16 am

THATS AMAZING
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Post by Jenni » Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:33 am

hahaha. old story - but laughed again....

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Post by dodge_girl » Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:59 am

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by Pocahontas » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:25 am

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Post by 2001rt32 » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:32 am

sucks to be the owner of that car..... :owned:

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Post by Ntyvirus1 » Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:29 am

that happened at a car show i was at a while ago.
"hey can we sit in your car?"

"sure, take all the pictures you want"
*couple minutes of sitting in the car and posing on it*

"so what engine is in it"

"fuk if i know, its not my car"
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Post by dtjackten » Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:37 am

^ LOL to both storys!! LMFAO
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Post by Paul56 » Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:47 pm

I need to try that with the meter maids downtown... on someone else's car.
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Post by Pocahontas » Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:50 pm

But it's so cruel (hilarious, but cruel)!
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