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Post by Danteneon » Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:08 pm

I've put on a fair amount of weight myself. Mine is due to drinking though. Sad but true.
If I could just figure out how to meld the Outback and the Neon into one car...

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Post by TheRandom1 » Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:11 pm

For some reason I picture Jeff as a 19 year old so I didn't want to offer that suggestion.


Plus, lightweights who drink too much tend to end up as bulimic by the end of the night, so...
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Post by Danteneon » Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:12 pm

:rofl: True
If I could just figure out how to meld the Outback and the Neon into one car...

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Post by TheRandom1 » Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:13 pm

Then again, some of us heavyweights have done the same, I'm sure. Generally it involves tequila for most and Car Bombs for me!
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Post by JeffM » Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:15 pm

I'm 23, Damnit! It says so right under my avatar! :rofl:

And I'm drinking right now, actually!
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Post by Haganracing » Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:17 pm

JeffM wrote:I'm 23, Damnit! It says so right under my avatar! :rofl:

And I'm drinking right now, actually!
Still won't gain any weight from drinking :lol:



Being sick for the past 2 weeks.. I'm quite afraid of how much weight I lost.. I was 170 at the doctors office last week but since than it's been pretty downhill I feel.
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Post by Danteneon » Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:17 pm

I remember it like it was yesterday...Jeff embraced the drink as soon as he was legally able. It was adorable.
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Post by TheRandom1 » Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:18 pm

Well come on over and slice off a piece of blubber boys, you're more than welcome to it. God knows I have enough and don't want it.
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Post by JeffM » Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:20 pm

:rofl:

I'm currently working a 13 day work week. I'm just drinking the pain away. :lol:

I'll pass on the blubber chunks, Sean.
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Post by TheRandom1 » Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:21 pm

You sure? I hear they're mighty tasty in a fruit smoothie.
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Post by JeffM » Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:23 pm

Oddly enough, that just reminded me of a CSI episode where a lady blends people into smoothies and drinks them.
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Post by TheRandom1 » Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:24 pm

I saw that one. She had some sort of vampire like blood deficiency didn't she?
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Post by JeffM » Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:30 pm

EXACTLY
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Post by TheRandom1 » Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:36 pm

One of the few eps of CSI I have ever seen. I prefer NCIS.
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Post by JeffM » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:03 pm

Same, but both shows annoy the shit out of me whenever they use computers.

Oh, a blurry picture of the Grand Canyon, you say? Enhance on that rock. Enhance. Enhance. Notice the water droplets on it? There must be a reflection. Enhance. OMG! There's a reflection of the killer's face!

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Post by Danteneon » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:14 pm

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If I could just figure out how to meld the Outback and the Neon into one car...

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Post by TheRandom1 » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:20 pm

:lol: They absolutely do go incredibly overboard on that type of stuff, but it's amusing if you ignore how impossible it is.
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Post by heydockyle » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:34 pm

Lmfao.

I too gained some weight since last year. About 15lbs. Sitting at like 195-200ish right now. Started a diet a week ago lol. Trying to get to around 175.
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Post by TheRandom1 » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:36 pm

Kyle, you fatass.
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Post by heydockyle » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:49 pm

No, Kelevra is a fatass lol. He even said so himself.
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Post by Haganracing » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:51 pm

I lost 15 pounds in a week..
occasional demons wrote:So maybe a FuzzyDanteHagan sammich might just beat a FuzzyHagan. :-k
Danteneon wrote:My advice is to fight those urges and enjoy the fact that you have both X and Y chromosomes. And an SRT. And your hand. You don't need a girl.

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Post by heydockyle » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:53 pm

You're dying you don't count.

(Don't die) lol
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Post by Haganracing » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:54 pm

Well I'm going out with a bang, so I say it counts damnit! lol
occasional demons wrote:So maybe a FuzzyDanteHagan sammich might just beat a FuzzyHagan. :-k
Danteneon wrote:My advice is to fight those urges and enjoy the fact that you have both X and Y chromosomes. And an SRT. And your hand. You don't need a girl.

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Post by TheRandom1 » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:57 pm

Blowing off limbs doesn't count as losing weight.
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Post by Haganracing » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:58 pm

LOL, nah just been really sick these past 2 weeks.. No end in sight.

So I've come to terms that this is death settling in on me.
occasional demons wrote:So maybe a FuzzyDanteHagan sammich might just beat a FuzzyHagan. :-k
Danteneon wrote:My advice is to fight those urges and enjoy the fact that you have both X and Y chromosomes. And an SRT. And your hand. You don't need a girl.

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Post by TheRandom1 » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:59 pm

Dibs on anything cool you own.
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Post by Haganracing » Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:16 pm

Your in a long list of dibbers LOL
occasional demons wrote:So maybe a FuzzyDanteHagan sammich might just beat a FuzzyHagan. :-k
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Post by TheRandom1 » Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:17 pm

I weigh more than all of them so I get first dibs.
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Post by Haganracing » Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:21 pm

If you are going off weight, yes. LOL
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Post by TheRandom1 » Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:50 pm

Weight is king.
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