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What is your reaction when your downstairs neighbor (apartments) comes home from work early....and as you are outside wiping your car down, opens the trunk on his vehicle that for some reason had to be parked next to yours, drags out a dead deer and yells "dinner?"

what times dinner?

^yes.

out of the trunk???

I would say what should I bring..

i'll bring the beer.

awesome

As long as it wasn't road kill.......


When's dinner?

racer12306 wrote:As long as it wasn't road kill.......

So true.... If you have ever gutted a fresh road kill deer, that's bad enough. Now one that's had a day in warm weather....

hansken_yo wrote:i'll bring the beer.

pretty much.

racer12306 wrote:As long as it wasn't road kill.......


When's dinner?

It seems I did leave out that he said he saw it get hit by a bus or a truck or something and pulled over and put it in his trunk...

This man, I don't think, is even allowed to touch a gun by law.

What kind of car does he drive, to be able to put a deer in the trunk"?

racer12306 wrote:As long as it wasn't road kill.......


When's dinner?

hey if you hit the deer and know its fresh i would so deff skin it and quarter it and have food for the next month along with some good ass deer jerky just make sure you cut away the meat thats bad lol
i cant lie ive done it more then once
lol
thats when i lived in pennsylvania

TNK wrote:

hansken_yo wrote:i'll bring the beer.

pretty much.

+1

racer12306 wrote:As long as it wasn't road kill.......


When's dinner?

+1

I eat venison on a regular basis.

darthroush wrote:

racer12306 wrote:As long as it wasn't road kill.......


When's dinner?

It seems I did leave out that he said he saw it get hit by a bus or a truck or something and pulled over and put it in his trunk...

This man, I don't think, is even allowed to touch a gun by law.

I don't see how there would be any good meat left if it was hit by something that large.

racer12306 wrote:I don't see how there would be any good meat left if it was hit by something that large.

Wouldn't that also leave the possibility of accidentally ripping open the intestines and effectively contaminating the meat with bile?

Yeah, if it was a car and it got whacked in the head that wouldn't be too bad. But a large vehicle is gonna do a hell of a lot of damage.

I wouldn't touch that deer with a stick.


Sick story:


When I was little I was riding home with my mom and we past a semi on the side of the road. As we passed the semi I looked back at it and saw the driver with a shovel prying a deer off the front of his truck. I don't think I will ever forget that


Not so sick story:

I almost whacked a deer on Wednesday when I was up in New York. Probably only 5' away from the deer, glad I stopped in time.

racer12306 wrote:Not so sick story:

I almost whacked a deer on Wednesday when I was up in New York. Probably only 5' away from the deer, glad I stopped in time.

Pfft. The Prius is so arrow-dynamic that the deer would have just floated over it in the slip-stream.

JeffM wrote: Pfft. The Prius is so arrow-dynamic that the deer would have just floated over it in the slip-stream.

I had one at windshield level, leap across a two lane, in front of me in my Omni. It literally never touched the pavement the whole way across. Missed it by a foot or two.

It was one of the most awesome, and yet shit my pants moments, I've experienced.

I'm just glad the red fellow in the sleigh wasn't behind it.

Venison, mmmmm.

Deer Jerky

thats awesome.lol

if you hit it with a car or a truck at lower speed there is alot of meat left
like we hit a doe at 70 mph in a nissan and the one front shoulder was ruin that was it
and yes sometimes the stomach does rip open but its not any diferent if you accedentally get a gut shot hunting
yes it sticks very very bad but it washes lol

Franklinnn wrote:Deer Jerky

never had any other deer meat

yup, id eat it, i never miss an opportunity to have some deer meat!


















edit... now i am hungry for some jerky........dammit need to go find some road kill

Ive got skinning a deer down to an art....we have two hanger set up in my barn to skin two deer at the same time and let them hang out over night

road kill deer are fine if theres meet left and if you pick it up like right after it gets hit...not hours later

yeah hours later is a lill gross and would not recommend lol

Yeah, fresh road kill is fine.

Some of you may remember mom in the kitchen pounding the living daylights out of a slab of beef.

When asked what she was doing... the reply was... tenderizing dinner.

Well, consider road kill that has been smacked hard pre-tenderized.

"Want some road kill? It's already tender"

theTeejmiester wrote:yup, id eat it, i never miss an opportunity to have some deer meat!

you just love meat in general, all you Oregonians are cock-mongers.