The legend of Bloodninja. Prepare for LOLz

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The legend of Bloodninja. Prepare for LOLz

Post by Passt » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:06 pm

http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/fu ... cyber.html

I remember reading this for the first time back in like 2001 when I was a freshman in college and literally crying from laughing so hard. Enjoy. Read them all.
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Post by hansken_yo » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:10 pm

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Post by Haganracing » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:23 pm

Hahahaahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by synviper » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:47 am

lmao
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Post by jetas » Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:49 am

the rhino one was hilarious!!!
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Post by Kelevra » Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:06 pm

I put on a robe and a wizard hat

wtf not you again

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Post by srtjesse » Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:49 pm

haha wtf this shit is funny
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Post by Danteneon » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:07 pm

jetas wrote:the rhino one was hilarious!!!
That was my fav too :lol: Well, that and "And now your carpet is on fire too!" And the pirate one was great. Ah hell, they all rocked!
If I could just figure out how to meld the Outback and the Neon into one car...

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Post by Passt » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:20 pm

Kelevra wrote:I put on a robe and a wizard hat

wtf not you again

ROFL
Yea dude I cried the first time I read that part lol


Although I think this one takes the cake.




I.F.: My s**t is hard you ready to jump aboard?

1hOttYeVe: oh yea im so wet right now

I.F.: Why you just shower?

1hOttYeVe: no im wet for you

I.F.: Did you ever play with supersoakers when you were a kid? or that gator s**t you would dive and slide down, there was that badass pool at the end of it.

1hOttYeVe: What the f**k are you talking about? You wanna cyber or not?

I.F.: I do! Sorry...I just didnt know why you were wet...then you say your wet for me, and im thinking I didnt even throw water on you...

I.F.: Im sorry lets continue!

1hOttYeVe: alright then...I walk over to you and start kissing your neck and chest

I.F.: I pop like 16 boners

1hOttYeVe: what the f**k!

I.F.: what?
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