Ask Dante.

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:55 pm

INVUJerry wrote:Oh no, my Plat was done with me just as I was done with it. I broke it off with her, and shipper her to a new home!

Hence why I said "not very often". It does happen from time to time as most of us know.

INVUJerry · Post by **INVUJerry** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:09 pm

Liz kept having mad problems with that R/T that Juan's been driving! A 2nd example!

Trappy · Post by **Trappy** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:20 pm

Why does my Neon sound like a Subaru now that I put the cold air intake on? Is there some Suby envy there? I needs answers!

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 8:42 am

Trappy wrote:Why does my Neon sound like a Subaru now that I put the cold air intake on? Is there some Suby envy there? I needs answers!

That would be your imagination messing with you. Neons do not envy Subarus. Well, maybe the fact that they are AWD. It's interesting that the Neon got such a bad rap for having head gasket problems for 2 1/2 years, but Subarus have had this problem for many years and no one knocks them for it. Time will tell if they have improved any. Enjoy your non-leaking head gasket and throaty intake.

UriahRR · Post by **UriahRR** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 8:43 am

How come there's no "edit" button in the upper right, but you can make posts one after another? Just right now? Is this a glitch I'm seeing?

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 8:50 am

UriahRR wrote:How come there's no "edit" button in the upper right, but you can make posts one after another? Just right now? Is this a glitch I'm seeing?

I'm thinking glitch. My screen is just fine. Oh, and your Neon wants you to get on the ball and order the ASP turbo manifold. Right Meow.

esteinmaier · Post by **esteinmaier** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:30 am

Why is Dante so incredibly awesome? And how did he get that way?

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 10:01 am

esteinmaier wrote:Why is Dante so incredibly awesome? And how did he get that way?

I will let Chtear answer this one...

Dante is awesome because he loves Neons and devotes his free time to learning all he can about us. His care and dedication to all of my brothers and sisters is appreciated greatly because it helps keep us running to the best of our abilities.

Make no mistake...Dante was once a noob like anyone else new to our world. But because he learned early on how capable we can be, he endevored himself to be as knowlageable as he could.

I would also like to add that 2GN has been a blessing to all the Neons that have had the good luck to be here. Your forum has done so much to help us be all we can be. From all of us to our owners, thank you.

Trappy · Post by **Trappy** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 6:24 pm

That was beautiful!

Sorry, I couldn't find a joyful crying emoticon...

DuhNeon179 · Post by **DuhNeon179** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:16 am

Why did I get a ticket for careless driving, but the bitch of a cop never told me why I was careless driving? All she did was tell me that my car is too loud.

r/tguy02 · Post by **r/tguy02** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:20 am

why do i spend more money on my woman than my neon, even though the neon complains less?

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:36 am

DuhNeon179 wrote:Why did I get a ticket for careless driving, but the bitch of a cop never told me why I was careless driving? All she did was tell me that my car is too loud.

The decibel level of your exhaust scambled her thought processes. All she could focus on was the volume of your exhaust.

r/tguy02 wrote:why do i spend more money on my woman than my neon, even though the neon complains less?

Your Neon would like to know why this is the case as well. Take a good hard look at the long term effects of both options. Explain to whichever party that is going to get the short end of the money stick why you decided what you did before things get ugly.

hansken_yo · Post by **hansken_yo** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:14 am

Why is Audrey such a bitch when it comes to working on her. Lmao.

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:09 pm

hansken_yo wrote:Why is Audrey such a bitch when it comes to working on her. Lmao.

I can't really say anything witty here other than like human females, some female Neons can be bitchy and needy. No matter how much love you show them they expect more. Just luck of the draw. Sorry

hansken_yo · Post by **hansken_yo** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:23 pm

She always takes forever to work on and throws every fit in the book possible... high maintenance women... Geeze

BlackRoseRacing · Post by **BlackRoseRacing** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:49 am

Why is it every time I neglect "Christine" all hell breaks loose?

Ex1 - Few Sundays ago I worked on my mothers Jeep for 6hrs and when I went to start her up she would just crank with no start. A week later of spending numerous hours daily on her she finally started and I still to this day have no exact answer on why she would not start.

Ex2 - Last Sunday I spent hours figuring out the no start issue once I got her running I moved her from my parents main driveway to there secondary driveway, shut her down, locked the doors. I walked to my truck to get in and all of a sudden the sky clouded over, the temperature dropped, it started to rain then the rain turned into a nasty blizzard for a good half hour then the sky cleared up and the sun came back out.

UriahRR · Post by **UriahRR** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:31 am

Hhmmm... How is it that I abuse the shit out of my 11 year old car, and it asks for more?

Paul56 · Post by **Paul56** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:59 am

I trade in the Neon for a Honda... now suddenly the whole state of Texas is on fire.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/04/20/texas. ... tml?hpt=T1

Why?

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:26 am

BlackRoseRacing wrote:Why is it every time I neglect "Christine" all hell breaks loose?

UriahRR wrote:Hhmmm... How is it that I abuse the shit out of my 11 year old car, and it asks for more?

Paul56 wrote:I trade in the Neon for a Honda... now suddenly the whole state of Texas is on fire.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/04/20/texas. ... tml?hpt=T1

Why?

These are all related, so I will do these in bulk.

As we have been seeing the trend as of late, female Neons are very much like our human conterparts. Some (like Uriah's) enjoy being flogged on and come back for more. Others (like John's) are demanding mistress, and act as such.

And then there are the rare breed of Neons. Ones that have powerful engergies that they will unleash when seriously betrayed. You may want to get your Neon back Paul before it falls into the wrong hands. Imagine the carnage of a cross country trip in your old Neon with a trail of burning states behind it.

And Chris, you may want to keep an eye on Christine...that weather is just a little to suspicious to me.

quicksilvr · Post by **quicksilvr** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:04 pm

Where is your outer timing cover? Looks cool and dangerous at the same time. Bad boy style.

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:55 pm

quicksilvr wrote:Where is your outer timing cover? Looks cool and dangerous at the same time. Bad boy style.

Outer? How about no inner either?

Not recomended for cars driven in normal conditions. But Chtear and I are rebels and like to let it all hang out.

quicksilvr · Post by **quicksilvr** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:44 pm

Nice. But I really want to know where it is....

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:59 pm

quicksilvr wrote:Nice. But I really want to know where it is....

Ah. It is hanging on my wall 'o parts along with my inner cover. It's so clean and pretty hanging there with my polished non-A/C mounting bracket

hansken_yo · Post by **hansken_yo** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:15 pm

So it's like chtear like to rock out with her cock out...

Haganracing · Post by **Haganracing** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:43 pm

hansken_yo wrote:So it's like chtear like to rock out with her cock out...

So there was two trannys at the carlisle hotel????

hansken_yo · Post by **hansken_yo** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:37 pm

LilSparkPlug · Post by **LilSparkPlug** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:08 pm

Danteneon wrote: Not recomended for cars driven in normal conditions. But Chtear and I are rebels and like to let it all hang out.

More proof she's a whore

This thread is hilarious

BlackRoseRacing · Post by **BlackRoseRacing** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:56 pm

looks like she is a dirty one....

Midnight_Rider · Post by **Midnight_Rider** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:21 am

I get the same sensation driving my Neon as when I played with my Matchbox and Hot Wheels cars as a kid. Can my car actually restore my youth?

BlackRoseRacing · Post by **BlackRoseRacing** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:31 am

Midnight_Rider wrote:I get the same sensation driving my Neon as when I played with my Matchbox and Hot Wheels cars as a kid. Can my car actually restore my youth?

Not restore, but I don't think you've aged a bit since you got the srt....