Ask Dante.
Ask Dante.
I got to thinking (dangerous, I know). The thing is, there are really no new problems or questions to be found about the Neon. It's time for something new.
Give me a problem your Neon is having, or a question about your Neon that hasn't been asked before. You will need to be creative (and yes, made up questions are what I'm looking for). I will then post my answer. It will be just as creative and made up. Probably snarky too. I will check this thread as often as work will allow, so if they pile up I will answer in bulk.
Do me proud folks
*Edit* When I do not know the sex of your Neon, I will use the term "it". This is not a slight against your car, only that I don't want to offend your Neon by calling it what it isn't.
Give me a problem your Neon is having, or a question about your Neon that hasn't been asked before. You will need to be creative (and yes, made up questions are what I'm looking for). I will then post my answer. It will be just as creative and made up. Probably snarky too. I will check this thread as often as work will allow, so if they pile up I will answer in bulk.
Do me proud folks
*Edit* When I do not know the sex of your Neon, I will use the term "it". This is not a slight against your car, only that I don't want to offend your Neon by calling it what it isn't.
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If I could just figure out how to meld the Outback and the Neon into one car...
It could be the end of the forum, yes. But it is a chance I'm willing to take.Kelevra wrote:If one person thinking (you) is dangerous.. Are you trying to kill us all getting everyone on the forums to think as well?
You, Sir, are a madman
And to answer your question in a Neon related manner...your Neon wants you to think more. That's why it is unhappy with you.
That is because the superior seals Neons have on the doors are too good. Once you induce the blazing speeds our cars are know for, combined with the extreme pressure applied to the doors from wind drag, worn paint is the natural by-product.Canada wrote:Why does every Neon (2GN) I have ever seen either have paint rub through along the top inside of the doors or along the sill from the bottom of the doors rubbing it?
*That is an accurate answer...without the exageration. Body flex does the rubbing.*
If I could just figure out how to meld the Outback and the Neon into one car...
I think plenty when I'm in my neon. it's my escape to think!Danteneon wrote:It could be the end of the forum, yes. But it is a chance I'm willing to take.Kelevra wrote:If one person thinking (you) is dangerous.. Are you trying to kill us all getting everyone on the forums to think as well?
You, Sir, are a madman
And to answer your question in a Neon related manner...your Neon wants you to think more. That's why it is unhappy with you.
My neon is unhappy for other reasons - mainly cosmetic
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that is allTheRandom1 wrote:Why doesn't my Neon make my penis grow?
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I have 2 neons that supposedly came equipped with a flux capacitor according to the vin code (s22y). Where is the flux capacitor located if my neon is so equipped with one?
So many neons so little time.
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how come the man who sold me my neon said he fit mercedes parts into the engine, though everything looks stock?
why does my neon make sounds other cars dont usually make?
why does my neon make sounds other cars dont usually make?
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It has the Benz.iThane wrote:
why does my neon make sounds other cars dont usually make?
Oh wait, I'm not supposed to answer the questions. Nooooooooooooooooo, I'm melting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:aargh:
Dammit Man!Dammit Man!Dammit Man!Dammit Man!
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It thinks that you still have ghey feelings for Audis. Fully embrace the Neon and it will reward you fully.JeffM wrote:Why is my neon so damn slow?!
When I figure it out, so will you.ianguilly wrote:How can I get my 2.4 SOHC turbo to work?
It does, but for some reason you don't notice itTheRandom1 wrote:Why doesn't my Neon make my penis grow?
You live in the wrong country.Jenni wrote:why does my neon come with tissue holder - but i can nowhere find tissues in that size???
They are jealous that they can't drive Neons.superdan wrote:Why do raccoons stop in the middle of the road so you can hit them and demolish your front bumper and radiator?
Trappy wrote:When will my Neon grow a penis or a manual transmission?
Both answers revolve around your ability to stimulate the car properly with the cunning use of tools and skill.
Can it teach me how to Dougie?
It would, but it is trying to save you from yourself.
How can I get it to help me make macaroni sculptures of Whoopi Goldberg?
See above.
You have Comcast. Sorry.Haganracing wrote:Why does 2gn.org get so slow around 2am??
Hey, I'm answering the questions here! It's no fun if you answer them yourself.UriahRR wrote:Why do so many fags make their stock Neons look like SRT-4's?
... oh wait...
Also, the penis growing thing?
It's not mold. Your car is turning green with envy of the other Neons that have more wheel width.DOSneons wrote:why are my wheels molding? i wash and wash and the green wont come off...
Chrysler has kept this information from the public to prevent consumers from using the flux capacitors for evil gains. If you cut a 24" line in the bottom of your gas tank and peel it apart like an orange, you will find it.INVUJerry wrote:I have 2 neons that supposedly came equipped with a flux capacitor according to the vin code (s22y). Where is the flux capacitor located if my neon is so equipped with one?
The Neon is using this site to lure you back to the awesomness that is the Neon. Or we are just awesome. Or you have no life. Pick one.bmohr225 wrote:Why is it that I no longer own a Neon but I still scan this site three to four times a day...?
iThane wrote:how come the man who sold me my neon said he fit mercedes parts into the engine, though everything looks stock?
He did this through the cunning use of hammers.
why does my neon make sounds other cars dont usually make?
See above.
It isn't a question, but OK. You're an asshat.Dammit Man! wrote:Call me an asshat.
If I could just figure out how to meld the Outback and the Neon into one car...
why is it that every time i fix something on my 1gn i find something else that is broken or not working right?
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Your car was born in the sign of Leo. Cars born under this sign can be very vain and want everything on them to be perfect. Keep fixing things until everything is perfect and all will be well.r/tguy02 wrote:why is it that every time i fix something on my 1gn i find something else that is broken or not working right?
If I could just figure out how to meld the Outback and the Neon into one car...
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Danteneon wrote:If you cut a 24" line in the bottom of your gas tank and peel it apart like an orange, you will find it.
I lol'ed.
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occasional demons wrote:"DM" says AIM doesn't count. He is such an asshat.
Two against one!Danteneon wrote:It isn't a question, but OK. You're an asshat.Dammit Man! wrote:Call me an asshat.
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Bill
1999 neon coupe 2.4 swap
2021 Forester
2000 Neon MTX swap with '02 R/T PCMOlha Koba, a psychologist in Kyiv, said that “anger and hate in this situation is a normal reaction and important to validate.” But it is important to channel it into something useful, she said, such as making incendiary bombs out of empty bottles.
1999 neon coupe 2.4 swap
2021 Forester