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Post by scneonchic » Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:56 am

perfecting their plan to take over the world. There was only one hitch to the plan...

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Post by grambo » Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:21 am

Pinky and the Brain were watching from their homemade zombie-watcho-scope and decided that their plans to take over the world would not be ....
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Post by INVUJerry » Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:28 pm

fouled by the meddling person from Delaware. So they vowed to
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Post by lilolneon » Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:38 pm

use a gnomish mind control cap on him and force him to...
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Post by dinetuner » Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:36 am

screw the snow chick forever so they can take over the world....
bad01neon wrote: obviously the 10 year old consented, so its ok lol :lol:

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Post by INVUJerry » Sat Feb 11, 2006 11:03 am

But, their plan was fouled when suddenly,
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Post by dinetuner » Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:28 pm

the dude got erctile dsyfunct or whatever...and so the two rat dudes...
bad01neon wrote: obviously the 10 year old consented, so its ok lol :lol:

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Post by kc2005ptgt » Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:24 pm

Cackled gleefully, and started out the door, when suddenly...
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Post by lilolneon » Sat Feb 11, 2006 6:51 pm

God parted the heavens and smited the 2 rats, cured the dude of his erectile dysfunct or whatever and...
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Post by refect » Sun Feb 12, 2006 6:12 pm

they made massive babies for another atempted plan to take over the world...
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Post by MyNeonSaysHi » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:31 am

..then they ran away from the....

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Post by grambo » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:33 am

.....when suddenly, out of the sky, came the shadowy figure of Anna Nichole Smith's..................
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Post by TNK » Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:06 am

big titties. she smacked them inthe...
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Post by Louie » Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:22 am

in the top of their heads. forcing them to lose their...
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Post by joelrgr » Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:34 am

babies to the evil oprah who...

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Post by grambo » Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:22 am

....Added some garnish and gobbled up the babies like a rabid...
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Post by OB » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:23 am

three toed sloth on steroids, who then...
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Post by grambo » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:20 pm

...had (gay )Tom Cruise as a guest on her pretentious show called...
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Post by scneonchic » Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:42 pm

"Ugly Actors Today" and gave him an award for being...

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Post by grambo » Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:44 pm

..the shortest guy with the biggest ego at the sheep-lover's fan club......
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Post by scneonchic » Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:53 pm

at their anual Sheepsmen Association dinner, followed by

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Post by kc2005ptgt » Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:45 pm

Tea and Crumpets. Then a giant hammer flew out of nowhere from the mighty hand of the Norse god Thor...
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Post by scneonchic » Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:16 pm

and smacked thier hostess on the head. Everyone ran, screaming

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Post by grambo » Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:17 pm

..Thor just happened to sneak a stinky passed his ring gasket when he let go of the hammer............
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Post by TNK » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:29 pm

and it killed tom cruise and oprah, then...
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Post by grambo » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:55 pm

....the entire world celebrated the loss of two of its most useless inhabitants, meanwhile, back in the concrete jungle............
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Post by TNK » Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:31 pm

a woman was fucking a horse...
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TheRandom1 wrote:My true opinion here is that the only time rubber should be stretched is when it's going over a penis.

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Post by refect » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:46 am

and a new STD was created form this and began to spread fast because the woman was a big whore....
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Post by TNK » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:50 am

but refect fucked her too, so he died and then...





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Post by DannyBoy » Wed Feb 15, 2006 1:48 am

danny created a new STD which combines everyting, and it's called gonasyphaherpaladis which...
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