lets write a story.....

refect · Post by **refect** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:09 am

soon killed tnk because i had to die in this story so he does too haha

....the disease started spreadinging like the black palgue...

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:38 am

.... but more like the holes in the fence at the Mexican/U.S. border where.........

scneonchic · Post by **scneonchic** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 1:14 pm

Osama was waiting to hire them to help in his plan to take over the contry of mexico..

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 1:52 pm

.....But Osama was a big dumb dickhead and had all of the brainpower of a brick. He drank water from a hose outside a Tijuana donkey bar and ended up spraypainting the border fence with his ass. The border guards took extreme offense to this act and..............

lilolneon · Post by **lilolneon** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:20 pm

locked him in the room with a black mamba and Gomer Pile who...

kc2005ptgt · Post by **kc2005ptgt** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:06 pm

Strangled him and "golly'd" him to death, or at least until he was coverted to Christianity and became saved and repented, turning from all evil he once did, and was then hired by...

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:56 pm

....a dairy farm as a Human-Pooper-Scooper. During his first day of work he decided to stick his..........

bige1030 · Post by **bige1030** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:11 am

...hand in the cow's ass so that he could get his work done earlier...

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 9:04 pm

but the cow moo'd and kicked him with both rear hooves, just liek in the cartoons, knocking his head clean off, killing the fuckstain. then...

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:11 am

.....up in the sky. Its a bird. Its a plane. No, its some dude who jumped his 2G over some harsh ass railroad tracks! And in the tradition of the Dukes of Hazzard, right behind the crazy young lad was...................

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:25 am

sherriff rosCOOOOOOOOE P coltraine.... but roscoe flipped his patrol car, landing it upside down in...

bige1030 · Post by **bige1030** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:34 am

a pile of cow dung that the human pooper scooper couldn't get to before his death....

lilolneon · Post by **lilolneon** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:57 am

but being superinhuman, the beheaded man reattached his own head using cow dung as a glue while...

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:32 pm

mickey mouse jackhammered donald duck in the poopshoot wiht a summer sausage. goofy was watchign and...

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:12 am

...Santa Jack the Pumpkin King looked on with Goofy while wrenching on his........

lilolneon · Post by **lilolneon** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 6:15 am

rusty bolt that was attached to jenna jamesons...

kc2005ptgt · Post by **kc2005ptgt** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:28 am

big toe.

J8t4m · Post by **J8t4m** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:23 am

Which was attached to . . .

scneonchic · Post by **scneonchic** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:13 am

the nose of

J8t4m · Post by **J8t4m** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:28 am

Rudolph the Red Nosed . . . .

scneonchic · Post by **scneonchic** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:30 am

chicken hunter! it

(we should change this to you can only say 3 words, trust me, its alot more intresting that way than typing out rambling sentences....just my 2C though...)

J8t4m · Post by **J8t4m** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:34 am

Carried a Big . . .

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:56 am

pogo-stick, also known as a...

J8t4m · Post by **J8t4m** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:12 pm

Boom Stick! - Which can shoot out . . .

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:26 pm

..flaming napalm covered guinea pig -

J8t4m · Post by **J8t4m** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:33 pm

We was out of ammo - So he set off to go . . . .

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:43 pm

find himself a femme-bot Rudolph the Red Nosed....

J8t4m · Post by **J8t4m** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:11 pm

Because he felt an urge to wage a war

bige1030 · Post by **bige1030** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:26 pm

to free the...

scneonchic · Post by **scneonchic** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:01 pm

little elves from