2GN.org Funny Titles

Post by **Diablo0** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:18 am

Hell why not, lets bump this up to the top since we have some new members

Anyone have anymore suggestions wha to add to the rotating titles? lol

SolarYNeon · Post by **SolarYNeon** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:54 am

Tastes like chicken ?

Marthby · Post by **Marthby** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:21 pm

*I wish my grass were emo so it could cut itself (saw it in someones sig)

*Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch? (chapelle's show)
*And soon you'll be beating off guys with BOTH hands! (family guy...)
*Two in the Honda, One in the Acura

kc2005ptgt · Post by **kc2005ptgt** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:22 pm

*A place to escape from work.
*Where else, stupid head!?

MoxHair · Post by **MoxHair** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:07 pm

Giving lessons in 'Shut the Hell up' Daily

We take care of our Womens!

Ooo a Piece of Candy!

How many Neon Owners does it take to change a Lightbulb?

I shot a Tiger in my PJs.. How he got into my PJs i'll never know.

Tastes like Human

Wait this isnt Porn

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back

Blazers04bluSXT · Post by **Blazers04bluSXT** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:16 pm

"for some reason, fucking the left eye of a pumpkin sounded like a good idea last night."

"We eye fuck the shit outta everything"

03blackrt · Post by **03blackrt** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:23 pm

I like this one...

"4 out of 5 proctologists agree, we're the best!"

caustic neon · Post by **caustic neon** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:31 pm

If a fat girl falls in the woods do the trees laugh?

03blackrt · Post by **03blackrt** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:12 pm

- Help Help. I'm being repressed!
- This is Burt Reynolds mustache... that was Burt Reynolds mustache...
- Meatloaf!
- I fart in your general direction!
- The neon, traveling at half the speed of smell since 1995.
- Blessed are the cheesemakers.
- Hooray!
- What?
- Huh?
- I reject your reality and substitute my own.
- Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
- Just a flesh wound.
- I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition...
- What is the Air speed velocity of a swallow?
- Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
- 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?
- Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
- Oh im a lumberjack and im okay. I sleep all night and work all day. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatory. On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea.
- I can't drive... 55... Realy, I can't. The danm thing tops out at 51....

- Your mother was a hamster......and your father smells of elderberries

MoxHair · Post by **MoxHair** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:01 pm

We enjoy our 2/55 Air conditioners.. 2 windows down and 55mph

INVUJerry · Post by **INVUJerry** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:21 pm

Dude, are only your front windows power windows? WTF?

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:42 pm

Some good ones here!

"My rear windows only roll down 8 inches."

Neonix · Post by **Neonix** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:00 pm

I'm not honest...but you're interesting.

MoxHair · Post by **MoxHair** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:05 pm

A disgrace to the Import Scene

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:54 pm

TNK loves you, so sleep with him.

USE IT!

03blackrt · Post by **03blackrt** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:03 pm

- 2gn.org.... home of the second generation Honda Civic.
- 2gn.org... offical home of the 10-second club. Our cars are quick too!

- Our rear windows are Amish.
- The rapist for $200, Alex.
- 2gn.org... offically endorsed by Engelbert Humperdinck.
- SRT-4's are NOT neons!
- The Neon... Pimped out across the nation at you friendly Enterprise store.

or how about...

- Did you see those Hustler Magazines that guy in the swap meet was selling!?!?! I'm going to be busy tonight!

- Excuse me? I need assistance. I'm stuck in the porta-john... And there's shit all over the walls!

kc2005ptgt · Post by **kc2005ptgt** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:04 pm

^^Dude, you watch way to much Monty Python.

Wait, *I* watch to much Monty Python!

Oh no! What now?!

Ah to hell with it then, what's on the BBC?

03blackrt · Post by **03blackrt** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:37 pm

^^^^

- Are you English or retarded?
- We meet again, you loggerheaded tickle brain poppycock! I cut an album of filthy limericks just so I'd be eligible: "There once was a man named Trebick, who had the most tiniest..."
- I Garfunkeled your mother.
- The day is mine!
- Well, well, two Trebeks. I feel like I'm in a Raisin Bran commercial: "two scoops of fruit".
- Let's say the average person uses 10% of their brain. How much do you use? 1.5%. The rest is clogged with malted hops and bong resin.
- I can practically hear you getting fatter.
- You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?
- You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cos I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass.
- We're family, we're gonna be doing lots of dumb stuff together.
- It's called reading! Top to bottom, left to right... a group of words together is called a sentence. Take Tylenol for any headaches... Midol for any cramps
- Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?
- Who's your favorite little rascal? Alfalfa or is it Spanky.

caustic neon · Post by **caustic neon** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:33 pm

Im in love with god, does that mean Im gay for jesus

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:56 pm

Use my latest shirt design!

JESUS SAVES!!!! (On double coupon day.)