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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:21 pm
by Diablo0
Post up some funny strange... stupid ideas to add to the list of weird titles on the main site haha You know which I'm talkin about haha
Throw some ideas out there...
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:20 pm
by 03sxt
Here are a few that I thought were pretty funny:
* Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
* Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
* If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
* If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
* Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
* If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
I've got some more I might add later.
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:24 pm
by TeckNeon
Do like Family Guy, Simpson, comedy movie quotes. Everyone enjoys them from time to time.
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:14 pm
by INVUJerry
Go Speed Racer, GO!
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:43 pm
by grambo
*adding to your favorite bathroom reading
*better than a Tijuana donkey show
*scaring the gayness out of children everywhere <my fave
*so bad we spank our grandmas
*our other ride is a little yellow bus
*hiring the homeless to moderate since 2001
*just add Fresca for a great mixer
*fighting rice-cannons since 2001
*cheap, good lookin', and probably inebriated
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:10 pm
by Frizbe
*It's probably the best true stoy we ever made up.
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:20 pm
by OB
*we eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast*
hahahaha
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:22 pm
by tamadrumr88
"my other ride is your mom"
"you know how i know you're gay? because you listen to cold play"
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:40 pm
by TNK
tamadrumr88 wrote:
"you know how i know you're gay? because you listen to cold play"
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:35 pm
by refect
TASTE SO GOOD, IT'LL MAKE YOU WANNA SLAP YO MAMMA!!!!!
to alchohol..the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems!!
lets go drink till we cant feel feelings anymore!!
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:56 pm
by ilpadrino
TNK wrote:tamadrumr88 wrote:
"you know how i know you're gay? because you listen to cold play"
Woohoo! You got my vote for this 40 YOV reference!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:10 am
by Bluefox
Proving we're the best generation one stop light at a time!
Your place for cheap plastic crap!
5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions
I am the King of No Pants!
Go ahead...make my day
Welcome to the House of Tao. For here or to go?
Do you want fries with that?
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:12 am
by TNK
sharks: they only bite when you touch their private parts.
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:15 am
by quicksilvr
grambo wrote:*scaring the gayness out of children everywhere <my fave
That's good. I like...
"When you become senile, you won't know it." (Bill Cosby)
"Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time... " (Robin Williams)
"I stand by all the misstatements" (Dan Quayle)
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:42 am
by JRM
Kids in the back seat cause accidents,
Accidents in the back seat cause kids,
Stick to a 2 seater.
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:26 am
by J-Villa
haha i have to many to post....my dad owns a sticker company which has 1400 different helmet stickers......haha from nice to nauty, dirty to clean and everything in between...chances are if you live on the east coast and see a guy riding a motorcycle with a sticker on his helmet...it probably came from us haha
jason maybe i can send you one of our catalogs so you can have as many sayings as you want? haha
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:53 am
by CrashTeam
I made my own...
Made up but kinda funny...
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:15 pm
by 03sxt
CrashTeam wrote:
Llama.
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:18 pm
by grambo
Maybe he meant mama.
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:20 pm
by 03sxt
grambo wrote:Maybe he meant mama.
"It really whips your mamma's ass."
Take that, Winamp!
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:27 pm
by CrashTeam
LoL
I cant spell, at least it got a laugh
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:30 pm
by grambo
* it only takes three licks to get to the chewy center
*the poster kids for handy-wipes
*living vicariously through Anna Nicole every day
*offending the Omish since, well, forever
*token domestic rice-boys
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:33 pm
by ChrisRT
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:37 pm
by grambo
Do the blind enjoy alphabet soup?
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:05 pm
by refect
didnt that come from winamp?
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:53 am
by grambo
I don't know where I saw it but I won't take cred. I do take cred for:
*scaring the gayness out of good children everywhere.......
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 5:20 pm
by CrashTeam
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:15 pm
by kc2005ptgt
"It takes 24 muscles to smile sarcastically while giving someone the finger."
"You've got hate mail. I hate you."
"Into the great blue yonder - where ever the hell that is."
"One of these days, Alice! Ah screw it, how about today?"
"Pleasing your wife since - now."
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:30 am
by dominiaa
ilpadrino wrote:TNK wrote:tamadrumr88 wrote:
"you know how i know you're gay? because you listen to cold play"
Woohoo! You got my vote for this 40 YOV reference!!!
x3
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:20 pm
by Diablo0
I'll go through and add some later tonight... I see some really good ones.. Thanks!
