The Wife is trippin Ballz

sullygully · Post by **sullygully** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:24 pm

Buying my AirRide was the easiest thing to pitch to my better half.

All I had to say to her was.
sully: "This is what I want to buy"
g/f: "I don't think so"
sully: "Just think about it, when we drive from now on, it won't feel like we are getting punched in the kidneys anymore?"
g/f: "Well that would be nice. Does that mean we can get into the gas station to fill up now" "chuckles"
sully: "not funny"
g/f: "And when we go to the mall we don't have to drive around the speed bumps?"
sully: "ok you can shut up now"

Then i proceeded with my purchase...lol

electricbluesxt · Post by **electricbluesxt** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:05 pm

orangeblastsxt wrote:
dblsg wrote: mine throws a fit too... you gotta compramise, but make sure you still get what you want (as long as you guys can afford it).

heres my little secret:

anytime i wans something for the car, i think of something thats about 3 times more expensive. i bring it up in a conversation... i pretend to want it so bad that i do my best to convince her... well knowing that at the end she is gonna say no. but towards the end, i make my sad puppy face and say "well can i at least buy this.... "
now thats a smart man right here. im def gonna give that a shot sometime, ill report back here hahaha

lmao nice try OB. haha.

LaidNeon · Post by **LaidNeon** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:49 pm

I talked with her a lil more today, but the whole reason she is ticked is cause i didn't consult her. the whole can't afford thing she used to be a pain in my ass. She is mad that i did my home work first before i asked if it was ok. I didn't think i could find someone to buy my damn hood & when i did I called my body man to find out how much it would be to paint the new hood. then thats when i tried to talk to her about it.

When she would go to the mall, she wasn't going to buy a purse. but she would stop by the designer purses, find out they were having a sale or something & then call me & tell me about it. & of course i wouldn't tell her no, because i know we can afford it & she deserves to have nice things.

So whats the difference between what i did & what she did?

quicksilvr · Post by **quicksilvr** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:02 pm

Nothing. Sometimes the way women think makes it seem like a world of difference to them. I have NO idea why....I have this EXACT same problem with my fiance. Only with her it's shoes, not purses. And with me, yeah, it's car parts. My dad has the same problem with my mom too. Just gotta find a way to deal with it.

outkast · Post by **outkast** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:02 pm

CrucialNeon wrote: the whole reason she is ticked is cause i didn't consult her.

i got the same thing when i spent $80 of my money to mod my exaust.we have been together for only 2 year (not married yet) and we havent put are money together yet right now were just spliting the bills

lilolneon · Post by **lilolneon** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:04 pm

its nature... Man can never please a woman...

Mopar00Neon · Post by **Mopar00Neon** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:21 pm

Sure makes me glad I have my woman. If I mention wanting something for my car or truck, or even just ranting about the new truck I want to buy, she gets all excited. She WANTS me to spend money on them.

Hell, Ive even got her wanting to mod her Sentra.

moparknighthawk · Post by **moparknighthawk** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:32 pm

Here is a brief description of "The Point System". Its a little comical, but its true and should work. This is something every guy needs to know. You need to fine tune it to your situation, but this should get you started. Good luck guys and as Red Green would say to all the guys out there: "Remember, I'm pulling for ya. We're all in this together! "

(Some other Red Green quotes I find funny)

"And men, remember, if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. "

The Mans Prayer:
"I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess. "

How to Make Women Happy

The Point System for Husbands...

Objective:Make your wife happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Simple Duties:
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You leave the toilet seat up (-5)
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty (0)
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex (-1)
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom (-2)

You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings (+5)
In a snowstorm (+8)
You return with Depends (-10)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with a six iron (+10)
It's the pet (-10)

Social Engagements:
You stay by her side the entire evening (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
Named Tiffany (-8)

Her Birthday:
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports joint (+1)
Okay, it is a sports joint (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports joint, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted in all of the colors of your favorite sports team (-10)

A Night Out:
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called DeathCop 9 (-3)
Which features cyborgs that eat humans (-9)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

Your Physique:
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-800)

Communication...when she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+5)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+100)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-20)

The Big Question:She asks, "Do I look fat?"
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-2)

LaidNeon · Post by **LaidNeon** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:24 pm

brief lol

moparknighthawk · Post by **moparknighthawk** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:30 pm

CrucialNeon wrote:brief lol

When it comes to explaining anything that has to do with women, you know as well as I do what I posted would be brief!

LaidNeon · Post by **LaidNeon** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:58 am

could you imagine if women came with a owners manual, how thick it would be?

dinetuner · Post by **dinetuner** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:55 am

key word OWNERS manual... aaaaa dan i fuckin love that

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:59 am

drink a beer. liek me im fukicn wasted

LaidNeon · Post by **LaidNeon** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 4:07 am

dinetuner wrote:key word OWNERS manual... aaaaa dan i fuckin love that

they should give them out when you get married, it would make life so much easier. shit the guys owner manual is like 2 sentences

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 4:22 am

women have boobs.

when you get married, sex practically stops.

thsoe are the two sentences and they took me forever to type legibally... wow... im not so bad after all1