Mastercard....

Anonymous User · Post by **Anonymous User** » Sun May 07, 2006 2:51 am

i got this from a local forum...

MASTERCARD WEDDING

You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.

It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests'
reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"

Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:
$3,000

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui:
$8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!

titansxt · Post by **titansxt** » Sun May 07, 2006 10:31 am

Props to him! Fucking bitches!

dinetuner · Post by **dinetuner** » Sun May 07, 2006 11:11 am

HELL FUCKIN YEAH!!!

scneonchic · Post by **scneonchic** » Sun May 07, 2006 12:27 pm

Ive read this before, its been floating around the internet for a while, but still funny

Steaks · Post by **Steaks** » Tue May 09, 2006 10:29 am

yeah that is by far the funniest way to get revenege on them both!

Neonix · Post by **Neonix** » Tue May 09, 2006 11:00 am

Yeah that's pretty funny. I probably would have done the same thing.

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Tue May 09, 2006 2:05 pm

.357 hollow points are cheaper...

That is priceless though, absolutely perect execusion. Guy was a badass.

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Tue May 09, 2006 5:05 pm

That's awesome!

Neonix · Post by **Neonix** » Tue May 09, 2006 10:41 pm

grambo wrote:.357 hollow points are cheaper...

That is priceless though, absolutely perect execusion. Guy was a badass.

Cheaper then what? He didn't pay for the wedding.

tamadrumr88 · Post by **tamadrumr88** » Wed May 10, 2006 12:11 am

kick ass!

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:25 am

Neonix said:

Cheaper then what? He didn't pay for the wedding.

Typically the groom's family will pick up other costs....tux rentals, groomsmen's gifts and tux's, church rental, limo, bachelor party (which he prolly didn't mind spending on! haha)

2 bullets are dirt cheap comparitively.

(My wife and I had to pay for everything cuz our parents were poh....

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OB · Post by OB » Wed May 10, 2006 11:20 am

amazing! thats great i love that guy

Post by **Diablo0** » Wed May 10, 2006 1:30 pm

HAHA... Serves her right... thats absolutely perfect!

lilolneon · Post by **lilolneon** » Wed May 10, 2006 4:21 pm

i wanna see the damn pic...

Post by **Diablo0** » Wed May 10, 2006 4:25 pm

lilolneon wrote:i wanna see the damn pic...

AHAHAHHA

Now that you mention it!

Nick Drake · Post by **Nick Drake** » Wed May 10, 2006 11:13 pm

ahhaha i'm so looking for that pic right now.

caustic neon · Post by **caustic neon** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:38 am