Help A Virgin Out!!!

Post by **Canada** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:39 pm

Okay, not me, but a local kid.

If he gets 5 million hits to his website by the end of May, and friend of his ( a hot chicky ) will have sex with him, to revoke his V-Card, click on the link guys, he needs our help!!!

www.avirginsplea.com

Thanks from Geoff!!!

ilpadrino · Post by **ilpadrino** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:58 pm

I don't see the picture of the girl lol

OB · Post by OB » Tue May 16, 2006 11:06 pm

me either haha

Post by **Canada** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:18 pm

Umm, Lemme see if I can dig up the newspaper article for you guys, she's decent

http://www.torontosun.com/FrontPage/200 ... 82283.html

Nick Drake · Post by **Nick Drake** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:19 pm

meeeeee either. but i helped him out anyways.

but still....

Post by **Canada** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:21 pm

MyNeonSaysHi · Post by **MyNeonSaysHi** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:25 pm

I smell spyware...

sullygully · Post by **sullygully** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:31 pm

40 dolla hooker will help that loser out

esext0three · Post by **esext0three** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:33 pm

this site is getting insane amounts of hits... like 200+/min, actually, doing the math its 136ish hits a min, and if you do that for 30 days, its just over 5 million...

hmmmm, im gonna say its rigged.

ilpadrino · Post by **ilpadrino** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:36 pm

How about if the girl decides at the end, "I was only kidding."

I don't think it's legit either. If it is, good luck and god bless!

sullygully · Post by **sullygully** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:37 pm

he'll probably blow his load before he even gets his pants off

OB · Post by OB » Tue May 16, 2006 11:48 pm

^hahahahahaha lmao

listen to the radio shows, the second one is hilarious!

Anonymous User · Post by **Anonymous User** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:52 pm

hes either retarded or just a loser....comeon now its not all that hard to get a girl

Ifixyawata · Post by **Ifixyawata** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:55 pm

Waste of space and bandwidth.

bige1030 · Post by **bige1030** » Wed May 17, 2006 12:39 am

I think I know why he hasn't gotten a girl yet...

dinetuner · Post by **dinetuner** » Wed May 17, 2006 12:43 am

hahaha

Post by **racer12306** » Wed May 17, 2006 9:16 am

holy shit, go look at it now. im sure some saw it coming

OB · Post by OB » Wed May 17, 2006 10:54 am

hahahahaa

MoxHair · Post by **MoxHair** » Wed May 17, 2006 2:26 pm

Over the past few days, people have raised several questions about the website avirginsplea.com. I feel it is both my moral and ethical obligation at this point to spare my friend Geoff from any further personal embarrassment.

The site was a viral marketing experiment that got far too out of hand. Geoff was nothing more than a name and a photo - the story and website were created by me and all media interviews were performed by myself.

I apologize to the people of Toronto and everyone from around the world who saw our site. We did not expect this idea to go so far, and the real connections so many of the visitors to the site made to "Geoff's" story has made this experience especially difficult.

Matthew

I was about to say.. what kind of computer nerd girl would sleep with a guy just because his site got 5,000,000 hits in a month.

Just some guy who wanted to get some advertiser hits and make some money

Post by **Canada** » Wed May 17, 2006 3:50 pm

Ahhhh Crap, oh well, the sad thing is that it made the front pagew of the paper two days in a row!

Marthby · Post by **Marthby** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:25 pm

Next article: 25 year-old virgin gets laid... RAW DOG! But... SHE HAD AN STD!!!

Edit: btw, yeah i know it's a hoax

scneonchic · Post by **scneonchic** » Thu May 18, 2006 12:31 pm

I shoudl not have clicked that. I knew it was going ot be something like that

I saw a similar one on the local forum, but this one was for 5million hits and if he got that many his wife would have a 3some w/ him and another woman