**NwS dirty joke** walmart scam

J-Villa · Post by **J-Villa** » Tue May 30, 2006 12:22 am

lol stole this from another forum....

Unorthodoxneon wrote:I don't how many of you shop at Wal-Mart, but this may be useful to know.

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as
I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Wal-Mart and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you
are packing your shopping in the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their
breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not
to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask
you for a ride to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back
seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other.Then one of them climbs
over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one
steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again
on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.
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lilolneon · Post by **lilolneon** » Tue May 30, 2006 12:25 am

they can steal my empty wallet anyday!

MyNeonSaysHi · Post by **MyNeonSaysHi** » Tue May 30, 2006 12:41 pm

lilolneon wrote:they can steal my empty wallet anyday!

Funny joke.

Post by **Diablo0** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:41 pm

My warmart doesn't have this problem... here they're not hot, more beast like characteristics if you know what I mean...

koreysxt · Post by **koreysxt** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:55 pm

As far as scenery goes, the Targets in my area are great. Wal-mart not so. That's a great story though...

MoxHair · Post by **MoxHair** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:43 pm

My Target is near the Beach in a Tourist town.

Talk about the Surfer girls.... it's like system overload everyday I'm at work

Wal-Mart is for the Trash of society. I feel like I have to shower any time I go in there.. which my trips are few and far between and usually at 2am when I'm really hungry and everything else is closed.

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:51 pm

Wal-Mart Parking lot hotties:

dinetuner · Post by **dinetuner** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:54 pm

grambo wrote:Wal-Mart Parking lot hotties:

J-Villa · Post by **J-Villa** » Tue May 30, 2006 3:04 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO

MyNeonSaysHi · Post by **MyNeonSaysHi** » Tue May 30, 2006 3:46 pm

Wooo thats what I am talking about! Yeah the Targets around here have "better looking" people working and shopping than the Wally Worlds.

Post by **Diablo0** » Tue May 30, 2006 3:49 pm

AMEN Grambo!

Thats great!

I agree... Target aka Tarche is of much better quality, not a whole lot around here but it is better than walmart thats for sure

MoxHair · Post by **MoxHair** » Tue May 30, 2006 4:21 pm

Right now in Lee County, FL were building at least 4 more Targets in the next year and a half. Which means.. I WILL MAKE MORE MONEY SOON!!!

Great company to work for. I love my pension and 401k. And the fact that I've been a share holder for almost 2 years now.

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Tue May 30, 2006 4:23 pm

Target = Land of many MILF's

koreysxt · Post by **koreysxt** » Tue May 30, 2006 4:38 pm

Why do you think that is? I was just thinking it was just my area. It seems like a whole different class of people shop Targets vs. WalMart. Lots of funny posts above...I love going to my Target any time of the day.

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Tue May 30, 2006 4:51 pm

Wal Mart takes food stamps and all that free-hand-out-crackhead-shit. That place is the seventh level of hell, they ruin good towns by attracting the dregs of society.

J-Villa · Post by **J-Villa** » Tue May 30, 2006 4:54 pm

i'd rather go to wal mart....lol dunno if i have ever even been in target b4

MoxHair · Post by **MoxHair** » Tue May 30, 2006 5:04 pm

If you go into a Target you'll never want to go back to Wal-Mart.

Targets are Clean, with Bright Lights and carry higher quality merchandise. And the fact that Targets don't kill other businesses, they actually attract them, How many Free standing Targets do you see as opposed to Freestanding wal-marts. Targets are in Shopping Centers, Wal-Marts are simply out to destroy all other businesses.

Being in Management I see alot of stuff the average person doesnt. I can't help myself but pick stores apart when I go into them. Even other Targets. I nearly have a heart attack going into stores like Wal-Mart, Marshalls, Ross, etc. I just dont see how anybody would want to shop in a store that has dirty floors, garbage everywhere, messy aisles and no employees anywhere. Not to mention having one checklane open in the middle of Peak Hours that makes you wait for 30-40 minutes just to get out the door.

You should never see that at a Target. Speed is Life and if our check lanes have more than a couple people in line they call more people up front to get the guest out fast. Aisles have to be clean and clutter free, no cardboard on the ground, etc etc etc

I could go on for hours about how much Wal-Mart sucks, but I'll keep this a Neon Website.

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Tue May 30, 2006 5:14 pm

Buy the book: "How Wal-Mart is Destroying America" it is enlightening and disturbing. Not only is the place a complete shithole, their business practices at both, a local, and national level are vindictive towards the cities and towns they are in, underhanded towards suppliers, and horrible towards customers..

Where else can you ask an employee for help and they respond with a snide "What?" instead of How can I help you?

lilolneon · Post by **lilolneon** » Tue May 30, 2006 5:31 pm

i only goto walmart to buy gas... usually cause its the cheapest place in town... i do the rest of my shopping at Target, i like to shop and and enjoy the scenery

Wisher2 · Post by **Wisher2** » Tue May 30, 2006 5:42 pm

I go to Wal-Mart to buy Crack and Lightbulbs

No but seriously that place is awesome for people watching. My wife and I go there some times just to walk around and look at all the circus freaks walking around in there

apk2k6 · Post by **apk2k6** » Tue May 30, 2006 7:17 pm

i just bought some of these the other day from walmart to wear around and stuff:

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product. ... id=4661166

$6 thats so awesome haha

moxhair what beach do you live by? im always at new smyrna surfing.

MoxHair · Post by **MoxHair** » Tue May 30, 2006 7:24 pm

Ft. Myers Beach

Post by **Diablo0** » Tue May 30, 2006 7:36 pm

Carlos Mencia said... "If you don't think God has a sense of humor, go to Walmart and loook at the people" lol

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Wed May 31, 2006 8:33 am

If only my Wal-Mart hotties looked like that... I'd pick them up, too.

Ours are even uglier.

scneonchic · Post by **scneonchic** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:52 am

My mom is a manager at the walmart here...shes been there for 20 years. I dont see how

I wouldve been gone...so much drama.

I like target but I like walmart because I get a discount. and I go where I get the best discount.

I tend to do that, shop around and know where stuff costs the least because Im always trying to save money. our target and walmart are like 2 miles apart so its not like its saving gas either way....I love living in town close to everything

only takes me like 5 minutes to get anywhere

moparknighthawk · Post by **moparknighthawk** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:28 pm

Our local Walmarts have twice as much stuff as our Targets. I have never had a problem with Walmart. Target, however has let me down more than once when looking for things.

Post by **Diablo0** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:04 pm

moparknighthawk wrote:Our local Walmarts have twice as much stuff as our Targets. I have never had a problem with Walmart. Target, however has let me down more than once when looking for things.

You do mean twice as much stuff.... on the floor right? B/c it seems like every time I go to a walmart half the products they're trying to sell are on the floor instead of the shelves

Or they'll be a few bicycles floating around the store in various departments.

lilolneon · Post by **lilolneon** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:27 pm

last time i went to walmart... my friend took a bike and started riding aroudn the store... im not joking... nobody even cared...

Post by **Diablo0** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:32 pm

lilolneon wrote:last time i went to walmart... my friend took a bike and started riding aroudn the store... im not joking... nobody even cared...

Ladies and Gentleman... I rest my case

dinetuner · Post by **dinetuner** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:56 pm

walmart is the best for druken fun......we get drunk then eat at ihop the walk over to walmart... we get kicked out of target but walmart is fun... we ride the scooters and through balls at ech other lol

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NwS dirty joke walmart scam

NwS dirty joke walmart scam