Bought a Kirby...

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:25 pm

The wife and I bought a Kirby today...

We got a good deal, though... Only $1100 instead of $1800 w/ Lifetime Warranty, free servicing every 6 months. It's a neat little machine and I'd recommend it to anyone with a little extra money... I opted for the financing, so it's like $44 a month for the rest of my life.

Actually, it's only like 2.5 years or something.

J-Villa · Post by **J-Villa** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:31 pm

wtf is a kirby?

kirktalife · Post by **kirktalife** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:33 pm

ya what the hell is a kirby

dinetuner · Post by **dinetuner** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:33 pm

vacum cleaner and shampoorer and all that crap

boostinss · Post by **boostinss** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:33 pm

E3EsXt02 wrote:wtf is a kirby?

X2

Post by **Diablo0** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:33 pm

Did you buy an 1100 vacuum cleaner?

kirktalife · Post by **kirktalife** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:34 pm

oh, for like the house or car or ???

dinetuner · Post by **dinetuner** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:34 pm

dinetuner=FTW!!! w00t!!!!

dblsg · Post by **dblsg** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:39 pm

kirbys are awsome, but i wouldn't pay more than 300 for a damn vacuum

did they vacuum your mattress?

MyNeonSaysHi · Post by **MyNeonSaysHi** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:45 pm

Yeah really... That thing better clean everything..and yes i mean everything...

apk2k6 · Post by **apk2k6** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:43 am

thats a kirby haha

Post by **Diablo0** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:49 am

Ifixyawata · Post by **Ifixyawata** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:06 am

My dad bought one of those about 8 years ago. Still works good and we've only replaced the belt a few times. Meh, I dunno why it costs $1k, but ours has held up awesomely.

Oh, and it's slef-propelled!

lolelectricbluesxt · Post by **lolelectricbluesxt** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:40 am

Marthby · Post by **Marthby** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:43 am

if he means he bought the vacuum at that price... that thing better clean everything, do your homework, mow the lawn, and make love to you all night long.

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:45 am

For those of you that don't know what a Kirby is... Google it.

It's a wicked expensive vacuum cleaner that kicks all competition's ass. You simply can't get a better vacuum/carpet shampooer... Yeah, $1000 is insane for a vacuum cleaner, but like ifixyawata said, it'll last damn near forever. We vacuumed our carpet with our 1 year old vacuum cleaner that cost us $199 and the Kirby was still picking up cat hair and gross hair crap after 5 or 6 trips over the same area. It's super clean, super light and like the other dude said, it's self propelled. Overall, it's kickass... Worth the grand? What vacuum is?

If it lasts me 5 years and keeps me from replacing carpet because of stains, etc., it'll pay itself off.

Oh, marthby... It gives great 'oral' sex.

MyNeonSaysHi · Post by **MyNeonSaysHi** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:32 am

Whats up with those Dyson ones. I see these commericals with this faggot british guy talking about his bagless vacumm. I think they cost $300-$500.

Nick Drake · Post by **Nick Drake** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:02 pm

vaccuum? what's a vaccuum? when i spill something i just sock mop it.

Ifixyawata · Post by **Ifixyawata** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:14 pm

Yeah... Kribies are typically passed down among generations like silverware or fine china. Heh, just not quite as presigous of a gift I guess. They are shiny, though.

kc2005ptgt · Post by **kc2005ptgt** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:52 pm

raul-01 wrote: Whats up with those Dyson ones. I see these commericals with this faggot british guy talking about his bagless vacumm. I think they cost $300-$500.

I think he is German... got to hand it to the German's! They make great cars! Hahahahahaha! <-- quote, Chocolate Moose, Top Secret.

refect · Post by **refect** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:57 pm

Nick Drake wrote:vaccuum? what's a vaccuum? when i spill something i just sock mop it.

i usualy just throw some clothes, towel, or some paper over it. and go make some food or sleep haha

MoxHair · Post by **MoxHair** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:59 pm

Isnt that what my dog is for?

Post by **Diablo0** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:54 am

I'd hope that thing sucks more than dirt.

dinetuner · Post by **dinetuner** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:58 am

03sxt wrote:
Oh, marthby... It gives great 'oral' sex.

w00t for kirby BJ's!!!!!!

bige1030 · Post by **bige1030** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 1:13 am

That sounds like something that should be rented out to people - to compete with the Rug Doctor. I wonder which machine would kick the other's ass...

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:37 am

Diablo0 wrote:I'd hope that thing sucks more than dirt.

All depends on what you stick in the hose.

Post by **Diablo0** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:40 am

You've already done it havn't you? lol

dinetuner · Post by **dinetuner** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 12:04 pm

bige1030 wrote:That sounds like something that should be rented out to people - to compete with the Rug Doctor. I wonder which machine would kick the other's ass...

lol noone cares about that just what sexual pleasure that can be obtained from it...lol

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:34 pm

I'm actually thinking about taking advantage of the 30 day money-back guarantee... I don't think I want monthly payments on a vacuum cleaner and I really need to get more saved up so I can move south before snow flies...

Nick Drake · Post by **Nick Drake** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 9:40 pm

03sxt wrote:I'm actually thinking about taking advantage of the 30 day money-back guarantee... I don't think I want monthly payments on a vacuum cleaner and I really need to get more saved up so I can move south before snow flies...

I would.

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But before you do, clean the absolute SHIT out of your house.