Tech Support 2

NiteHawk · Post by **NiteHawk** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:01 pm

For those of you who havn't seen this on Ill Will Press, im going to let you read it, then you can go watch it, lol...

Tech: "Hello, welcome to Smell Tech Support, how may i help you"

Foamy: "Yeah i saw this commercial that said your tech support is 24/7, 365 days a year...is that true?"

Tech: "My god i'm here all year long"

Foamy: "What do you mean IM here all year long?"

Tech: "It is just me here, 24/7, 365 days a year"

Foamy: "Waaait a second, so you mean the Smell company outsourced all of their tech support jobs, and gave them to one indian guy?"

Tech: "Yes, i thought they were out of their minds as well, but apparently i'm very versetile"

Foamy: "DUDE, how do you SLEEP!?"

Tech: "I take little naps while you're on hold"

Foamy: "For the love of....IS THAT WHY I WAS WAITING 45 MINUTES FOR SOMEONE TO PICK UP THE PHONE!?!?"

Tech: "Yes, it was nappy time. My seat is also a toilet so i dont have to get up to go poopie *fart*"

Foamy: "Well thats just swell... You know, tech support here gets a break like every 15 minutes to get up and stretch, and look away from the computer screen..."

Tech: "What is... break?"

Foamy: "Uhh, its when you stop working, for a little while"

Tech: "Stop working? I do not understand"

Foamy: "What you're doing now, stop doing it, for like 5 minutes"

Tech: "That is a very odd concept...these...breaks. Your country is very differant from ours. Do you also have monkey with shocky stick who hit you when you not work fast enough?"

Foamy: "What the? Shocky Monkey? *screaming from tech*"

Tech: "I-is there anything else i can help you with today sir?"

Foamy: "Neh, talking to you has been more than enough to reinvigorate my appriciation for my country and all it's freedoms..."

Tech: "There is no need to rub it in you american bastard...."

Foamy: "SHOULDNT YOU BE WORKING RIGHT NOW??? *more screams from tech*"

Foamy hangs up

Foamy: "Dang, i want a shocky monkey"

now then, to watch it: http://www.illwillpress.com/tech2.html

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:04 pm

Ahhhhh.. Ill Will Press.

Bella Lugrossi · Post by **Bella Lugrossi** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:16 pm

i love foamy.

NiteHawk · Post by **NiteHawk** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:31 pm

I wanna see Jermaine naked........................

ok no not really, Foamy Fan Mail FTW!

heyitsstock · Post by **heyitsstock** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:41 am

such a good site ahahha i remember the first time i saw that little pist off squeril(sp))