Review of the "God toaster"

Mopar_Korean · Post by **Mopar_Korean** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:52 pm

Yes it does really make a Hello Kitty on the bread.

Mr Josh Zombie · Post by **Mr Josh Zombie** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:53 pm

I fucking want one

Post by **occasional demons** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:30 pm

Tam wrote: They should make a pedobear toaster too.
lol

Where the toast stalks you, until you eat it.

gtxtreme19 · Post by **gtxtreme19** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:27 am

all around the country coast to coast
people always say what do you like most
I don't wanna brag i don't wanna boast
I always tell 'em I like toast

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

i get up in the mornin' bout six AM
have a little jelly have a little jam,
take a piece of bread put it in the slot
push down the lever and the wires gets hot i get toast

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST
now there's no secret to toasting perfection,
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection
push to the dark or the light and then
f it pops too soon press down again make toast

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST
when the first caveman drove in from the drags
didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
must have been a genius got it in his head
plug the toaster in the wall buy a bag of bread make toast

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

oh wee monsieur bonjour cool cat
uh huh croissante du bagette,
maurice a vaulzey effeil tower,
o wee maria bagette vouze

FRENCH TOAST FRENCH TOAST

In chicago around the Bob and Tom show

Yeaaaaahh toast!

Midnight_Rider · Post by **Midnight_Rider** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:43 am

gtxtreme19 wrote:Yeaaaaahh toast!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BILAFuSi-i0

Just checked out this thread for the first time- I really thought that Josh was posting about his Scion. I am so

.

biggrobb1995 · Post by **biggrobb1995** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:44 am

Jenni · Post by **Jenni** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:49 am

wtf???

hmmm - you know the dodge toaster?
They offered them here 2 years ago for cheap. It burnes the RAM on the bread!

sonikhan · Post by **sonikhan** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:45 am

Midnight_Rider Thanks for wonderful link

NEON PARABOLA · Post by **NEON PARABOLA** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 9:00 am

occasionally, the spam bots dig up a real gem of a post, this is one of them...winning!

Post by **racer12306** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:14 am

I'm curious how many people actually bought one.

I clicked the link, it's now $100.

Also, is it really a bad thing if the meat drips on the eggs. Some of the best eggs ever are fried in bacon grease.

gtxtreme19 · Post by **gtxtreme19** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:24 pm

I've got two actually, one after reading this thread and one for $5 from Goodwill

r/tguy02 · Post by **r/tguy02** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:28 am

its on sale for 75$ now. my parents bought one of these years ago, works pretty darn well.

oh and the bacon grease comment, hells yes, i always cook my eggs after my bacon just so it gets all the yummy bacon flavor in them

im going to die of a heartattack, that is all...

Post by **occasional demons** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:25 am

Bacon induced death, is not death at all.

fox02neon · Post by **fox02neon** » Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:11 am

INVUJerry · Post by **INVUJerry** » Sun Mar 10, 2013 9:07 am

Really thought Opi had bumped the thread. Nope.

Kelevra · Post by **Kelevra** » Sun Mar 10, 2013 2:43 pm

INVUJerry wrote:Really thought Opi had bumped the thread. Nope.

I did too, thought that maybe he was coming here to say it died or something. LOL