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Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:59 pm**

^

Yeah, I know all about the love/like thing. Like my parents: they love me, but don't really like me all that much. At least the mom doesn't, the dad and I always goof off together and have a great time...

Kyle: I totally agree with that statement

OD: That's hilarious! And that's one reason why I don't like super, super skinny girls, cause they'll look like skeletons at 60 years old

I don't think it's gonna work out with that girl. I think she has a thing for my friend, and he has a thing for her, and I'm guessing that's where his hickey came from

But I'mma keep looking around and see what I can find...
Thanks again for all the advice

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:19 pm**

Dude, at your age the only love you need to be looking for is the kind you have to clean off in the shower

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:46 pm**

gtxtreme19 wrote:Just whip out everything you've got and do it in the butt! - Leon Phelps words to live by.

You suffer from homo-unerectus, which means basically that your wang is huge-ified not by a woman, but by a man.

Listen. I don't care what you say. Chlamydia is a soup. It's my opinion. I can have that if I'd like. You don't have to argue. I've seen it on the grocery store shelf. Don't argue with me about it. I don't care if you are a doctor.

Well, listen baby. My car, uh, doesn't exist, so...

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:52 pm**

... the uh, bus is what we will be taking.

You're clearly gay and that's cool, but you tried to oil me up... that's not so cool

And the best pick up ever
Hey sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sammich?

Best movie ever and full of awesome advice

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:58 pm**

Wtf is going on.

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2010 4:03 pm**

heydockyle wrote:Wtf is going on.

x2

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2010 4:14 pm**

Go watch "The Ladies Man" and come back, you'll understand

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2010 4:27 pm**

Hm, I know what I'm renting tonight

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2010 4:57 pm**

Lance, honey. Can kick ass quietly?

Victims of the smiling ass. We will have our REVENGE!

My name is Leon Phelps, and to those of you that are uninitiated, I am an expert in the ways of love. I have made love to many fine ladies from the lowliest bus station skank to the classiest most sophisticated, educated, debutant, high society... bus station skank.

Ya know, when a man works hard his entire life enduring hundreds of ladies, many of whom he does not even remember you'd like to think that at the end of the day he will be given a lot of money, without having had to earn it.

If you are rich and fine and I have boned you, can you meet me at the Nacho Kart? If you are rich and fine and would like to be boned, can you meet me at the Nacho Kart?

Don't you worry Julie, I'm a man of action; I have a plan for this kind of thing. There is only one thing to do... I must go and have sex, and wait for something to randomly happen.

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:46 pm**

Yeah I guess that was a little over dramatic, im with these guys... you're cool in my book

This is all the fault of the Wang, I'm gonna cut that thing off!
No you're not
Yeah your right

Officer nooo!
Julie, are we going to do it?

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:47 pm**

Trappy wrote:And that's one reason why I don't like super, super skinny girls, cause they'll look like skeletons at 60 years old

My apologies... I was incorrect earlier. DO take Dan's advice. He knows a thing or two about a (few) BBW....

Posted: **Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:59 pm**

Alright, well, I took everybody's advice and asked her out...

Posted: **Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:37 pm**

Posted: **Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:38 pm**

...and...?

Posted: **Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:14 pm**

We're going bowling next Thursday

Thanks for the idea XxWhiteNeonxX!!

Posted: **Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:19 pm**

Bowling keeps you in the friend zone.... you're failing miserably

Posted: **Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:52 pm**

Well she knows I like her...I'm trying to get out of the friend zone, please bear with me

Posted: **Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:39 am**

When she bends over to pick up a bowling ball, grab her ass. She will like that, and if not.... find a new girl

Posted: **Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:29 am**

^

nice Chris!

Posted: **Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:58 am**

Right. Whatever you do, don't be nice to her... and you better get some butt from this.

Posted: **Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:59 am**

When she picks you up, make sure to have HER pay for the bus ride. And mention giving her the bowling ball grip. Chicks LOVE that shit.

Posted: **Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:19 pm**

^LMFAO!!! You guys are something else! I'm too nice to be an asshole to her...

Posted: **Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:29 pm**

well, at least you grew a pair and asked.

Posted: **Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:31 pm**

Yes, exactly. Now, I just gotta step it up and get outta the friend zone...

Posted: **Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:35 pm**

if you cant be somewhat of an asshole, youre fucked. take it from a nice guy, you gotta be a bit of an asshole or you will finish last. like i have lol

Posted: **Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:39 pm**

TNK wrote:if you cant put it in her asshole, youre fucked. take it from a nice guy, you gotta stick it in her asshole or you will finish last. like i have lol

Posted: **Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:49 pm**

lmao sean

Posted: **Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:49 pm**

Posted: **Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:58 pm**

!!! That's hilarious. And yeah, assholes DO get the girls...

Posted: **Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:55 pm**

TNK wrote:if you cant be somewhat of an asshole, youre fucked. take it from a nice guy, you gotta be a bit of an asshole or you will finish last. like i have lol

he's right

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