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Why yes he is...

I said that 3 pages ago! Noobs!

Trappy wrote: !!! That's hilarious. And yeah, assholes DO get the girls...

Yes, I did quite well when I was single.

The best suggestion I can give you: Fuck a fatty. I know it doesn't sound productive, but do it and watch what happens.

esteinmaier wrote:

Trappy wrote: !!! That's hilarious. And yeah, assholes DO get the girls...

Yes, I did quite well when I was single.

The best suggestion I can give you: Fuck a fatty. I know it doesn't sound productive, but do it and watch what happens.

I agree, low standards and a high success rate ftw

I fucked a fatty for a while and my ex came back. Lol

Was wondering when you were going to mention ol "belly fat" there, Mike...

esteinmaier wrote: The best suggestion I can give you: Fuck a fatty. I know it doesn't sound productive, but do it and watch what happens.

^That's going in my sig!

TheRandom1 wrote:Was wondering when you were going to mention ol "belly fat" there, Mike...

No dude, it got worse.

I thought you went from belly fat to current wifey to single back to current wifey?

From wifey to single to belly fat (aka psycho cunt from Michigan) to single to "what was i thinking?" Back to wifey.

psycho cunt from Michigan eh? Hmm... still have feelings there, Mikey?

I don't know about "what was I thinking" however... details?

What was i thinking was a cool chick, knew her for a long time, but she was.... a little hefty.

How hefty? The 2gn world needs to know about you going hoggin...

Idk dude, i never threw her ass on a scale!

It sounds like you never threw her anywhere... best guess?

In my day before it was all over for me (marriage ) you just go up to em...and ask em out...simple done all they can say is no..!

do it man!

Ask them out? Why bother? I just asked them how they wanted it and what they drink.

Haha, this thread is soooo amazing! Everybody's either helping or making me laugh

esteinmaier wrote:Ask them out? Why bother? I just asked them how they wanted it and what they drink.

If you just slip something in their drink you can even save that step.

Kyle and I just talked about this Monday. We both agreed we'd rather be single than ever fuck a fatty. In fact we're both happier single anyway. Having to answer to someone about your every move ftl.

You can be single after fucking a fatty, Ryan. It just takes a while... you do have to find the edge, after all.

Damnit, I shoulda screwed the fat girl last year instead of not giving her what she wanted

Here's the key:

Hot women get hit on all the time because they are hot. That's why women like assholes.

Most young guys don't have the common sense to see this, so they get disappointed all the time.

You also notice women know when you're taken and go after you then. It's because you know you're taken, and it shows.

So go pumping tubbies, get the demons out, and then let the good ones come to you. Cuz as long as you're putting the pussy on a pedestal, it's got no reason to go down to your level.

esteinmaier wrote: You also notice women know when you're taken and go after you then. It's because you know you're taken, and it shows.

major fact.

Damn esteinmaier, you're smart!

wow he knows turbos and women what a guy!!!!

Man....U guys are a crack UP!

Fat girls are great lays too, cuz theyre grateful that someome wants to hit it.

Fat girls are great lays too, cuz theyre grateful that someome wants to hit it.

So true it had to be said twice