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That's what you get for not installing the SRT wing..

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:06 pm
by Marcel

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:20 pm
by gtxtreme19
Holy burninated

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:22 pm
by JRM

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:27 pm
by Marcel

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:38 pm
by JRM
"Make Everything Illegal!

This is definitely the fault of Grand Theft Auto, Fast and the Furious, violence in video games, negligent parenting, the schools, fatty foods, cigarettes, internet pornography, Four Loko and the media.

All of it should be illegal to keep our kids safe and off our streets. No one should be allowed to drive a car that goes faster than the speed limit. Everyone should be forced to wear the same non-revealing, non-individualistic clothing. We need more laws and more police to help save us from ourselves and our evil freedoms to do what we want."

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:40 pm
by Marcel
JRM wrote:"Make Everything Illegal!

This is definitely the fault of Grand Theft Auto, Fast and the Furious, violence in video games, negligent parenting, the schools, fatty foods, cigarettes, internet pornography, Four Loko and the media.

All of it should be illegal to keep our kids safe and off our streets. No one should be allowed to drive a car that goes faster than the speed limit. Everyone should be forced to wear the same non-revealing, non-individualistic clothing. We need more laws and more police to help save us from ourselves and our evil freedoms to do what we want."
/sarcasm ;)

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:45 pm
by C1DoG
:shock: :shock: Looks like a couple guys that forgot how to use their brain cells. :lol:

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 4:16 pm
by Haganracing
I love the comments!!!!

V. Diesel
"He never had me. He never had his car."



:rofl:

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:38 pm
by BlackRoseRacing
He never had me. He never had his car
Yeah, I agree on this one....
Let's slide uncontrollably into a gas pump :banghead:

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:59 pm
by JeffM
BlackRoseRacing wrote:
He never had me. He never had his car
Yeah, I agree on this one....
Let's slide uncontrollably into a gas pump :banghead:
NOS!!!

Image

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:18 pm
by MyNeonSaysHi
Yellow..What do you expect?

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:24 pm
by occasional demons
The other car, a yellow Mitsubishi Lancer, hit a fence at a nearby Hooters restaurant, leaving a passenger with concussion.

Obviously should have used the funbags available at Hooters to avoid the concussion. :tardbang:
Turbo power is no match for an asteriod straight to the face….
Damn straight! :rofl:

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 1:47 am
by Midnight_Rider
Another example of why State Farm keeps raising my insurance premium. :angry1:

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 2:00 am
by Jenni

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 2:08 am
by Marcel
look at the time of posting, i was 20 minutes earlier!! :rofl:

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 2:17 am
by Jenni
yeah - but the links are crossing - so you can write in both threads... :lol:


the comments are very fun. stupid - but fun though...

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:09 am
by esteinmaier
The news says the SRT4 is a neon. Just clarifying for those that think it's not.

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:29 am
by occasional demons
:laughing3:

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:08 am
by Danteneon
Best quote ever...
Pedobear

I agree drag racing is boring. Chuck E Cheese is much more fun.

:rofl:

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:50 am
by esteinmaier
Take a trip down the track in MY car. You'll change your mind.

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:32 am
by MyNeonSaysHi
esteinmaier wrote:The news says the SRT4 is a neon. Just clarifying for those that think it's not.
I honestly think everyone here know its a neon... FYI
They called the Evo a Lancer.

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:33 am
by Danteneon
esteinmaier wrote:Take a trip down the track in MY car. You'll change your mind.
Hey, I didn't knock drag racing, Pedobear did :lol:

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:37 am
by esteinmaier
MyNeonSaysHi wrote:
esteinmaier wrote:The news says the SRT4 is a neon. Just clarifying for those that think it's not.
I honestly think everyone here know its a neon... FYI
They called the Evo a Lancer.
Oooh Ouch! Burn!!! lol I wonder how angry people would get if you went on an evo forum and called them lancers.

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:56 am
by MoxHair
Probably not many at all, after all the Evo is badged as a Lancer from the factory. The fact that the Neon SRT-4 didn't have a "Neon" badge is one of the reasons the whole "It ain't a Neon" crap got started

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:57 am
by JeffM
JOHN!!!!!! YOUR AVATAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2GN IS EXPLODING!!!!!!

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:58 am
by Danteneon
:rofl: Fixed :P

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:18 pm
by Haganracing
MoxHair wrote:Probably not many at all, after all the Evo is badged as a Lancer from the factory. The fact that the Neon SRT-4 didn't have a "Neon" badge is one of the reasons the whole "It ain't a Neon" crap got started
Yeah, but we all know its a Neon.

I mean Ray Charles can even see that its a neon :lol:

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:22 pm
by esteinmaier
Random thought of the day:
Ray Charles is awesome.

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:23 pm
by Danteneon
I stand corrected, this is the best quote from that article...
Mr. Skalka wrote:
I am Joe Skalka’s dad. I am angry that my boy never made it home – he was on a beer run, and I was thirsty. Still am.

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:38 pm
by Haganracing
Dom
Granny shifting, not double clutching like they should – they’re lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn’t blow the welds on the intake.

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whatajoke
Double clutching is not necessary for any cars for the past 40 years. Synchronizers handle the job nicely and if you can’t make the gear and need to double-clutch then you missed the correct gear. Get real race training from real racers at a track.

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^^^ Someone missed the sarcasm :lol: