You Know Your Driving An SRT-4 When........
You Know Your Driving An SRT-4 When........
You Know Your Driving An SRT-4 When........
1.)Why the wing is so big and resembles the ST. Louis Arch.
2.)Everyone tries to race you...even trucks and old women.
3.)Kids on a school bus plaster themselves to the back window when you are behind them.
4.)People say what kind of car do you own again...... "so that is a neon right?"
5.)When the guy at the gas station knows you better than everyone.
6.)When you have to back up at least once to get into a parking spot .
7.)When a guy pulls out his camera phone to take a pic of your car while driving.
8.)When you can pass everything on the road but a gas station.
9.)When you ask to be seated by the window in the restaurant so you can look at your car while you're eating
10.)When a group off ppl stop walking and just Stare at your car cuz of ur BLOW OFF VALVE
11.)When you get out of your car at a store, work, etc. People are like "sir you left your car running". Im sick of explaining it. Its a turbo Timer
12.)When people ask you why your radiator is so big in your bumper
13.)When you are denied warranty work
14.)When people sit in the back and are confused about the hand cranks
15.)When you can use the rear wing to block out headlights behind you at night
16.)When you park as far away as possible from other cars and still someone has to park next to you
17.)When you drive across town just to get 93 insted of 91 thats a block away from your house
18.)When you turn off the radio (or don't turn it on at all) because the sound of the turbo is music to the ears
19.)When you get stuck in 2mph traffic in first gear and the car bucks like a bronco everytime you press the gas pedal, making everyone look over like they believe you have no clue how to drive
20.)When you hate to road trip cause you dont have cruise control
21.)When cops follow you around town waiting for you to do something wrong
22.)When the first 20$ you spend on your car is at home depot for a catch can
23.When your constantly working on it, thinking something is wrong.
24.When you make a front lip from garden Trim you got at home depot.
25.When you complain how parts are expensive.
26.When you get mad when people say its JUST a Neon.
27.When you hitting 160 on a public highway.
27.When you think your faster then every other car on the road.
28.When you spin 1st, 2nd and 3rd gear..
29.When you have 4 spare axles.
30.When you tune your car with a Gameboy or a little peice of platic known as a map clamp.
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1.)Why the wing is so big and resembles the ST. Louis Arch.
2.)Everyone tries to race you...even trucks and old women.
3.)Kids on a school bus plaster themselves to the back window when you are behind them.
4.)People say what kind of car do you own again...... "so that is a neon right?"
5.)When the guy at the gas station knows you better than everyone.
6.)When you have to back up at least once to get into a parking spot .
7.)When a guy pulls out his camera phone to take a pic of your car while driving.
8.)When you can pass everything on the road but a gas station.
9.)When you ask to be seated by the window in the restaurant so you can look at your car while you're eating
10.)When a group off ppl stop walking and just Stare at your car cuz of ur BLOW OFF VALVE
11.)When you get out of your car at a store, work, etc. People are like "sir you left your car running". Im sick of explaining it. Its a turbo Timer
12.)When people ask you why your radiator is so big in your bumper
13.)When you are denied warranty work
14.)When people sit in the back and are confused about the hand cranks
15.)When you can use the rear wing to block out headlights behind you at night
16.)When you park as far away as possible from other cars and still someone has to park next to you
17.)When you drive across town just to get 93 insted of 91 thats a block away from your house
18.)When you turn off the radio (or don't turn it on at all) because the sound of the turbo is music to the ears
19.)When you get stuck in 2mph traffic in first gear and the car bucks like a bronco everytime you press the gas pedal, making everyone look over like they believe you have no clue how to drive
20.)When you hate to road trip cause you dont have cruise control
21.)When cops follow you around town waiting for you to do something wrong
22.)When the first 20$ you spend on your car is at home depot for a catch can
23.When your constantly working on it, thinking something is wrong.
24.When you make a front lip from garden Trim you got at home depot.
25.When you complain how parts are expensive.
26.When you get mad when people say its JUST a Neon.
27.When you hitting 160 on a public highway.
27.When you think your faster then every other car on the road.
28.When you spin 1st, 2nd and 3rd gear..
29.When you have 4 spare axles.
30.When you tune your car with a Gameboy or a little peice of platic known as a map clamp.
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1.)When people askwhat the hell is the big wing for
2.)Everyone tries to race you...even trucks
3.)Kids on a school bus plaster themselves to the back window when you are behind them
4.)People say what kind of car do you own again...... "so that is a neon right?"
5.)When the guy at the gas station knows you better than everyone
6.)When you have to back up at least once to get into a parking spot
7.)When a guy pulls out his camera phone to take a pic of your car while driving.
8.)When you can pass everything on the road but a gas station.
9.)When you ask to be seated by the window in the restaurant so you can look at your car while you're eating
10.)When a group off ppl stop walking and just Stare at your car cuz of ur BLOW OFF VALVE
11.)When you get out of your car at a store, work, etc. People are like "sir you left your car running". Im sick of explaining it.
12.)When people ask you why your radiator is so big in your bumper
13.)When you are denied warranty work
14.)When people sit in the back and are confused about the hand cranks
15.)When you can use the rear wing to block out headlights behind you at night
16.)When you park as far away as possible from other cars and still someone has to park next to you
17.)When you drive across town just to get 93 insted of 91 thats a block away from your house
18.)When you turn off the radio (or don't turn it on at all) because the sound of the turbo is music to the ears
19.)When you get stuck in 2mph traffic in first gear and the car bucks like a bronco everytime you press the gas pedal, making everyone look over like they believe you have no clue how to drive
20.)When you hate to road trip cause you dont have cruise control
21.)When cops follow you around town waiting for you to do something wrong
22.)When the first 20$ you spend on your car is at home depot for a catch can
23.) When you going by a ninety year old driver at WOT just to change gears and scare the shit out of them with the BOV!!! F off Gladys and Earl.
24.) When you know more about your car than the dealer tech
25.) When your mother is scared to ride in your car
26.) The first thing out of your passenger's mouth is "these seats are awesome"
27.) when all of your friends with hondas make fun of it being a neon but won't race you
28.) When you can't "sneak" ANYWHERE in your car
29.) When Subaru salesmen have to turn to name-calling in trying to explain why the WRX is faster and a better buy for the money
30.) When "The U-Turn" was the scariest thing you did that day
31.) when your preparing to make a lane change, turn around and look and FREAK cause you catch someone riding your ass too close for comfort out of the corner of your eye... then you realize - its your wing
32.) You know you drive an SRT-4 when someone asks about your BOV and you find yourself going into a 10 minute technical description about turbos and then realize that everyone has stopped listening b/c no one knows what the hell you're talking about.
33.) the person you just put 4-5 cars on yells "It's still a NEON!!"
34.) when you spend more time on your cars forum then you with your wife/gf
35.)when you open your door all the way and have to get back out to reach it so you can close it
36.) when war veterans have flashbacks everytime you down shift
37.)You spend the your hard-earned money on stage 3 instead of an engagement ring for your girlfriend
38.) when you know AWD is overrated
39.) When you get a ticket for a Stock exhaust
40.) You study before a DYNO test
41.)when you buy zip ties in the 1,000 count bags, and the bag is half empty
42.) When you look ahead to see who's window is open so you can blow off at them...
43.)You know you're driving an SRT-4 when you go to power shift into second and you throw your shift knob through the back window
44.) When the wheelhop gets so bad that the windshield wipers turn on
45.) when you drive by windows to look at your own reflection
46.) when the people with fast cars won't bother you but every kid with a decal and an air filter want to race
47.) When everyone in town know's who you are only by your car and you have no clue who these people are.
48.)you shift at 1500 RPM when there is a police car anywhere nearby
49.) you giggle at the mention of VTEC
50.) when you suddenly shudder violently in fear when your father says, "Hey, help me with this 3rd bolt..." while putting a tool chest together
51.) when you use your bov as a horn
52.) When you give the thumbs up or BOV salute to every SRT-4 that passes you going the other direction
53.) The old guy at the end of the road in your neighborhood always yells at you to slow down when when your going like 25 in 2nd
54.) when you have a 10mm ratchet wrench in your cup holder
55.) When your girlfriend can tell the difference between different neon body styles and reports to you when she spots another SRT around town
56.) When you are pissed off, you go for a "joy" ride in your car just to put a smile on your face
57.) when you refer to your local srt buddies by their screen names
58.) when you find that PB Blaster, not a dog, is man's best friend
59.) when you can hear a fellow srt just by exhaust note
60.) You check your fuel guage as much as you check your mirrors
61.) when your friend is trying to find the "oh shit" handle when you floor it in 2nd
62.) when you despise the "srt design" with a passion
63.) When you're doing a 100mph and have your windows down, and all of a sudden get slapped in the face by your seat belt... don't know how that happened but OUCH
64.)You take people for a quick ride with the air conditioner on and they comment how fast your car is, then you make sure to casually mention, "oh, woops, the a/c was on."
65.) Your friends absolutely hate it when they have to follow you somewhere
66.) Coming up on a toll plaza gets your adrenaline running
67.) You put your windows down, turn off the radio, and downshift when going through tunnels/parking garages
68.) when you can roast ur tires in 2nd gear without dropping the clutch
69.) Neighbors wonder why you always sit in your car idleing for 3 minutes after you pull into your garage
70.) When you laugh at someone being proud about running in the 14's.. then they ask if you want to race.
There's the complete list.
2.)Everyone tries to race you...even trucks
3.)Kids on a school bus plaster themselves to the back window when you are behind them
4.)People say what kind of car do you own again...... "so that is a neon right?"
5.)When the guy at the gas station knows you better than everyone
6.)When you have to back up at least once to get into a parking spot
7.)When a guy pulls out his camera phone to take a pic of your car while driving.
8.)When you can pass everything on the road but a gas station.
9.)When you ask to be seated by the window in the restaurant so you can look at your car while you're eating
10.)When a group off ppl stop walking and just Stare at your car cuz of ur BLOW OFF VALVE
11.)When you get out of your car at a store, work, etc. People are like "sir you left your car running". Im sick of explaining it.
12.)When people ask you why your radiator is so big in your bumper
13.)When you are denied warranty work
14.)When people sit in the back and are confused about the hand cranks
15.)When you can use the rear wing to block out headlights behind you at night
16.)When you park as far away as possible from other cars and still someone has to park next to you
17.)When you drive across town just to get 93 insted of 91 thats a block away from your house
18.)When you turn off the radio (or don't turn it on at all) because the sound of the turbo is music to the ears
19.)When you get stuck in 2mph traffic in first gear and the car bucks like a bronco everytime you press the gas pedal, making everyone look over like they believe you have no clue how to drive
20.)When you hate to road trip cause you dont have cruise control
21.)When cops follow you around town waiting for you to do something wrong
22.)When the first 20$ you spend on your car is at home depot for a catch can
23.) When you going by a ninety year old driver at WOT just to change gears and scare the shit out of them with the BOV!!! F off Gladys and Earl.
24.) When you know more about your car than the dealer tech
25.) When your mother is scared to ride in your car
26.) The first thing out of your passenger's mouth is "these seats are awesome"
27.) when all of your friends with hondas make fun of it being a neon but won't race you
28.) When you can't "sneak" ANYWHERE in your car
29.) When Subaru salesmen have to turn to name-calling in trying to explain why the WRX is faster and a better buy for the money
30.) When "The U-Turn" was the scariest thing you did that day
31.) when your preparing to make a lane change, turn around and look and FREAK cause you catch someone riding your ass too close for comfort out of the corner of your eye... then you realize - its your wing
32.) You know you drive an SRT-4 when someone asks about your BOV and you find yourself going into a 10 minute technical description about turbos and then realize that everyone has stopped listening b/c no one knows what the hell you're talking about.
33.) the person you just put 4-5 cars on yells "It's still a NEON!!"
34.) when you spend more time on your cars forum then you with your wife/gf
35.)when you open your door all the way and have to get back out to reach it so you can close it
36.) when war veterans have flashbacks everytime you down shift
37.)You spend the your hard-earned money on stage 3 instead of an engagement ring for your girlfriend
38.) when you know AWD is overrated
39.) When you get a ticket for a Stock exhaust
40.) You study before a DYNO test
41.)when you buy zip ties in the 1,000 count bags, and the bag is half empty
42.) When you look ahead to see who's window is open so you can blow off at them...
43.)You know you're driving an SRT-4 when you go to power shift into second and you throw your shift knob through the back window
44.) When the wheelhop gets so bad that the windshield wipers turn on
45.) when you drive by windows to look at your own reflection
46.) when the people with fast cars won't bother you but every kid with a decal and an air filter want to race
47.) When everyone in town know's who you are only by your car and you have no clue who these people are.
48.)you shift at 1500 RPM when there is a police car anywhere nearby
49.) you giggle at the mention of VTEC
50.) when you suddenly shudder violently in fear when your father says, "Hey, help me with this 3rd bolt..." while putting a tool chest together
51.) when you use your bov as a horn
52.) When you give the thumbs up or BOV salute to every SRT-4 that passes you going the other direction
53.) The old guy at the end of the road in your neighborhood always yells at you to slow down when when your going like 25 in 2nd
54.) when you have a 10mm ratchet wrench in your cup holder
55.) When your girlfriend can tell the difference between different neon body styles and reports to you when she spots another SRT around town
56.) When you are pissed off, you go for a "joy" ride in your car just to put a smile on your face
57.) when you refer to your local srt buddies by their screen names
58.) when you find that PB Blaster, not a dog, is man's best friend
59.) when you can hear a fellow srt just by exhaust note
60.) You check your fuel guage as much as you check your mirrors
61.) when your friend is trying to find the "oh shit" handle when you floor it in 2nd
62.) when you despise the "srt design" with a passion
63.) When you're doing a 100mph and have your windows down, and all of a sudden get slapped in the face by your seat belt... don't know how that happened but OUCH
64.)You take people for a quick ride with the air conditioner on and they comment how fast your car is, then you make sure to casually mention, "oh, woops, the a/c was on."
65.) Your friends absolutely hate it when they have to follow you somewhere
66.) Coming up on a toll plaza gets your adrenaline running
67.) You put your windows down, turn off the radio, and downshift when going through tunnels/parking garages
68.) when you can roast ur tires in 2nd gear without dropping the clutch
69.) Neighbors wonder why you always sit in your car idleing for 3 minutes after you pull into your garage
70.) When you laugh at someone being proud about running in the 14's.. then they ask if you want to race.
There's the complete list.
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Road Racing > Autocross > Spirited Driving > Sitting in Traffic > Mowing Lawns > Drag Racing
Road Racing > Autocross > Spirited Driving > Sitting in Traffic > Mowing Lawns > Drag Racing
^^^^^ duuuuude, i'm flooooored! hahaha that's some funny shit, and it's all true.
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51.) when you use your bov as a horn
28.) When you can't "sneak" ANYWHERE in your car
69.) Neighbors wonder why you always sit in your car idleing for 3 minutes after you pull into your garage
65.) Your friends absolutely hate it when they have to follow you somewhere
47.) When everyone in town know's who you are only by your car and you have no clue who these people are.
48.)you shift at 1500 RPM when there is a police car anywhere nearby
6.)When you have to back up at least once to get into a parking spot
53.) The old guy at the end of the road in your neighborhood always yells at you to slow down when when your going like 25 in 2nd
54.) when you have a 10mm ratchet wrench in your cup holder
60.) You check your fuel guage as much as you check your mirrors
I tend to get own3d by these pretty often.
28.) When you can't "sneak" ANYWHERE in your car
69.) Neighbors wonder why you always sit in your car idleing for 3 minutes after you pull into your garage
65.) Your friends absolutely hate it when they have to follow you somewhere
47.) When everyone in town know's who you are only by your car and you have no clue who these people are.
48.)you shift at 1500 RPM when there is a police car anywhere nearby
6.)When you have to back up at least once to get into a parking spot
53.) The old guy at the end of the road in your neighborhood always yells at you to slow down when when your going like 25 in 2nd
54.) when you have a 10mm ratchet wrench in your cup holder
60.) You check your fuel guage as much as you check your mirrors
I tend to get own3d by these pretty often.
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These are the ones that pertain to me the most, good stuff.MoxHairR/T wrote:1.)When people askwhat the hell is the big wing for
6.)When you have to back up at least once to get into a parking spot
9.)When you ask to be seated by the window in the restaurant so you can look at your car while you're eating
16.)When you park as far away as possible from other cars and still someone has to park next to you
18.)When you turn off the radio (or don't turn it on at all) because the sound of the turbo is music to the ears
19.)When you get stuck in 2mph traffic in first gear and the car bucks like a bronco everytime you press the gas pedal, making everyone look over like they believe you have no clue how to drive
23.) When you going by a ninety year old driver at WOT just to change gears and scare the shit out of them with the BOV!!! F off Gladys and Earl.
26.) The first thing out of your passenger's mouth is "these seats are awesome"
30.) When "The U-Turn" was the scariest thing you did that day
32.) You know you drive an SRT-4 when someone asks about your BOV and you find yourself going into a 10 minute technical description about turbos and then realize that everyone has stopped listening b/c no one knows what the hell you're talking about.
36.) when war veterans have flashbacks everytime you down shift
Good one,
45.) when you drive by windows to look at your own reflection
46.) when the people with fast cars won't bother you but every kid with a decal and an air filter want to race
47.) When everyone in town know's who you are only by your car and you have no clue who these people are.
49.) you giggle at the mention of VTEC
50.) when you suddenly shudder violently in fear when your father says, "Hey, help me with this 3rd bolt..." while putting a tool chest together
No!!! Why did you have to say that!! I am going to be doing my install soon!
51.) when you use your bov as a horn
52.) When you give the thumbs up or BOV salute to every SRT-4 that passes you going the other direction
-the BOV
56.) When you are pissed off, you go for a "joy" ride in your car just to put a smile on your face
60.) You check your fuel guage as much as you check your mirrors
Yes!
64.)You take people for a quick ride with the air conditioner on and they comment how fast your car is, then you make sure to casually mention, "oh, woops, the a/c was on."
67.) You put your windows down, turn off the radio, and downshift when going through tunnels/parking garages
Damn our cars sound good in tunnels/enclosed areas
69.) Neighbors wonder why you always sit in your car idleing for 3 minutes after you pull into your garage
There's the complete list.
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You know you drive an SRT-4 when:
1. You wipe off bug residues on your grill/ windshield, etc.
2. When you think the BOV sounded better than Mariah Carey.
3. Audi drivers look and ponder what the heck just blew by.
4. Honda drivers look and ponder how a Neon just blew by.
5. When you try to get comfortable in those seats.
I never really drove one, I only got to ride in one, lol
1. You wipe off bug residues on your grill/ windshield, etc.
2. When you think the BOV sounded better than Mariah Carey.
3. Audi drivers look and ponder what the heck just blew by.
4. Honda drivers look and ponder how a Neon just blew by.
5. When you try to get comfortable in those seats.
I never really drove one, I only got to ride in one, lol
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Crap dude. That sounds like me but I just drive by with a sad face lol.702Neon wrote:^^^ honnestly dude, everytime i drive by a dealership and i see that they have a srt-4 there i'm turning around, then i pretend like i want to buy one, drive the living hell out of it, then say " i don't like it" to the dealer and go home with a BIG smile on my face.
I still want a WRX though I need a job lol.
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^^^^ maaaaan i want a wrx too but i like the srt-4 power .......................i can't decide....fuck!
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55.) When your girlfriend can tell the difference between different neon body styles and reports to you when she spots another SRT around town
15.)When you can use the rear wing to block out headlights behind you at night
47.) When everyone in town know's who you are only by your car and you have no clue who these people are.
53.) The old guy at the end of the road in your neighborhood always yells at you to slow down when when your going like 25 in 2nd
46.) when the people with fast cars won't bother you but every kid with a decal and an air filter want to race
35.)when you open your door all the way and have to get back out to reach it so you can close it
1.)When people askwhat the hell is the big wing for
31.) when your preparing to make a lane change, turn around and look and FREAK cause you catch someone riding your ass too close for comfort out of the corner of your eye... then you realize - its your wing
43.)You know you're driving an SRT-4 when you go to power shift into second and you throw your shift knob through the back window
All of these are true to me and I do not own an SRT4 I love this list!
15.)When you can use the rear wing to block out headlights behind you at night
47.) When everyone in town know's who you are only by your car and you have no clue who these people are.
53.) The old guy at the end of the road in your neighborhood always yells at you to slow down when when your going like 25 in 2nd
46.) when the people with fast cars won't bother you but every kid with a decal and an air filter want to race
35.)when you open your door all the way and have to get back out to reach it so you can close it
1.)When people askwhat the hell is the big wing for
31.) when your preparing to make a lane change, turn around and look and FREAK cause you catch someone riding your ass too close for comfort out of the corner of your eye... then you realize - its your wing
43.)You know you're driving an SRT-4 when you go to power shift into second and you throw your shift knob through the back window
All of these are true to me and I do not own an SRT4 I love this list!
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That made me laugh like no other36.) when war veterans have flashbacks everytime you down shift
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Nos is a lot like a hot chick with std's you wanna hit it but are afraid of the consequences.
http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2311033
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Nos is a lot like a hot chick with std's you wanna hit it but are afraid of the consequences.
http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2311033
When you cannot pass an STI in traffic without acting like and asshat and revving your motor and squeeking your BOV.
When you cannot keep up with the guy in STI that you just pissed off cuz he took off through the hills. Don't worry, he waited for you to give you a .
When the guy in the STI (wearing a 2GN T-shirt) tries to give you props on your car and you act like a douche.
Note: You must drive a Yellow SRT-4 with a delammed CF hood to act in this manner.
When you cannot keep up with the guy in STI that you just pissed off cuz he took off through the hills. Don't worry, he waited for you to give you a .
When the guy in the STI (wearing a 2GN T-shirt) tries to give you props on your car and you act like a douche.
Note: You must drive a Yellow SRT-4 with a delammed CF hood to act in this manner.
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06' Subaru WRX STI - OTS Stage II
07 - Dodge Charger SRT-8 Super Bee #0267
01' Dodge Ram 5.7 - The Mall Crawler
Yeah, the STI attracts idiots like a magnet. I even get guys in tuned-diesel pickups trying to get me to run them.
The yellow SRT-4 is a local kid. he was a douche when I had the ACR, now he just won't leave me alone when he sees me. I followed him home one day and talked with his father about harassing me, the end result was classic.
01' Neon ACR - SOLD - Its Alive!Thx Sean!
06' Subaru WRX STI - OTS Stage II
07 - Dodge Charger SRT-8 Super Bee #0267
01' Dodge Ram 5.7 - The Mall Crawler
06' Subaru WRX STI - OTS Stage II
07 - Dodge Charger SRT-8 Super Bee #0267
01' Dodge Ram 5.7 - The Mall Crawler
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I got a bite!
Dude's father was, how do you say....less than happy with his son harassing an old guy with his kid in the car. I threatened legal action and pops got really polite really quick.
The kid still flips me off every time he sees me and revvs on me. He won't last long. We all know Yellow SRT-4's are parts cars for the rest of the Neon community.
I wish Moxhair would move back here so I could say I know 1 cool dude with an SRT-4.
Dude's father was, how do you say....less than happy with his son harassing an old guy with his kid in the car. I threatened legal action and pops got really polite really quick.
The kid still flips me off every time he sees me and revvs on me. He won't last long. We all know Yellow SRT-4's are parts cars for the rest of the Neon community.
I wish Moxhair would move back here so I could say I know 1 cool dude with an SRT-4.
01' Neon ACR - SOLD - Its Alive!Thx Sean!
06' Subaru WRX STI - OTS Stage II
07 - Dodge Charger SRT-8 Super Bee #0267
01' Dodge Ram 5.7 - The Mall Crawler
06' Subaru WRX STI - OTS Stage II
07 - Dodge Charger SRT-8 Super Bee #0267
01' Dodge Ram 5.7 - The Mall Crawler
^Yeah, this kid was an idiot towards me when I drove the ACR.
I approached him once at Monument Auto parts. He had parked right next to me. He just looked past me at my car and went," Pssssssssssh. Piece of shit."
My dad was there too. He was really shocked at the douchebag's display.
I approached him once at Monument Auto parts. He had parked right next to me. He just looked past me at my car and went," Pssssssssssh. Piece of shit."
My dad was there too. He was really shocked at the douchebag's display.
01' Neon ACR - SOLD - Its Alive!Thx Sean!
06' Subaru WRX STI - OTS Stage II
07 - Dodge Charger SRT-8 Super Bee #0267
01' Dodge Ram 5.7 - The Mall Crawler
06' Subaru WRX STI - OTS Stage II
07 - Dodge Charger SRT-8 Super Bee #0267
01' Dodge Ram 5.7 - The Mall Crawler