what is the greatest movie/TV line

alsey_seven · Post by **alsey_seven** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:07 am

my favorite is

"See you at the party ricta"

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:38 am

"I'm gonna punch that Bleeker kid in the weiner next time i see him."

Juno

Wenuden · Post by **Wenuden** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:46 am

can we get refrences with these quotes please?

"I don't want a large Farva, I want a god damn litre of cola!"

Super troopers

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:58 am

dear god i love that movie. Super Troopers and Harold and Kumar are all time classics in my book.

"i think Kumar's a faggle"
"oh yeah, they're totally gay for each other. here, you wanna suck on this?"
"mmmm"

Passt · Post by **Passt** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:15 am

---"Slow ass driver... drivin like a bitch."
Why it gotta be all that? I'll take you and me off this f*cking cliff if you keep f*cking with me, then we'll be what, two bitches in the sea."

Bad Boys

ZeroChad · Post by **ZeroChad** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:52 am

You can go suck a fuck.
Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?

-Donnie Darko

[DJ]Tomski · Post by **[DJ]Tomski** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:17 am

I'm gonna give you the best blow j..... with my mouth.

-Superbad

JRM · Post by **JRM** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:29 am

"Rule Number Two: Never trust a naked woman."

Entrapment

INVUJerry · Post by **INVUJerry** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:10 am

"Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish!"

-Anchorman

Midnight_Rider · Post by **Midnight_Rider** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:46 am

"Why don't you stick your thumb up your butt?"

Jennifer Grey to Charlie Sheen in Ferris Bueler's Day Off

TeckNeon · Post by **TeckNeon** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:13 am

"My girlfriend said she sucked 37 dicks"

"In a row?"

Clerks

glasswars · Post by **glasswars** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:47 am

"Whered you get your clothes? The .... toilet.. store?!"

- Anchorman

kornholio788 · Post by **kornholio788** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:28 am

I've got too many. But a couple favorites
"Normally we should feel bad, but she broke the cardinal rule. Don't fuck, with people who handle your food"
---Waiting

"Dude you can get passed a dog, no body fucks with a lion"
---Grandmas Boy

"License and registration..CHICKEN FUCKER!"
---Super Troopers

Pretty much the entire Grandmas Boy, Waiting, Supertroopers movies. They are like the 3 best quotable movies eva!!!

Toast · Post by **Toast** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:43 pm

"The last American hero, to whom speed means freedom of the soul" -

-Vanishing Point

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:43 pm

"You like dags?"

"What?"

"Di ye like dags?"

"Oh, DOGS! Yeah, I like dags."

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

There are so many other great ones in there, but that was the first to come to mind.

and x2 on the Donny Darko quote

welchspro · Post by **welchspro** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:29 am

"This house is a prison!"

"On planet bullshit!"

"In the galaxy of this sucks camel dicks!"

-Step Brothers

Daymon · Post by **Daymon** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:45 am

Danteneon wrote:"You like dags?"

"What?"

"Di ye like dags?"

"Oh, DOGS! Yeah, I like dags."

-Snatch

Fixed

"Whats wrong with that spot over there Tyrone?"

"Its too tight."

"Too tight? You could park a jumbo fucking jet there Tyrone."

also from Snatch

randomZERO · Post by **randomZERO** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:42 am

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and im all out of bubblegum"

They Live

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:55 am

Daymon wrote:
Danteneon wrote:"You like dags?"

"What?"

"Di ye like dags?"

"Oh, DOGS! Yeah, I like dags."

-Snatch
Fixed

"Whats wrong with that spot over there Tyrone?"

"Its too tight."

"Too tight? You could park a jumbo fucking jet there Tyrone."

also from Snatch

Crap, I suck

I watch them together and got my titles crossed. Thanks

03blackrt · Post by **03blackrt** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:17 am

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

"If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."

- Billy Madison

KrackstaR · Post by **KrackstaR** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:43 am

"Sit your 5 dollar ass down before i make change"

New Jack City

JRM · Post by **JRM** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:51 am

“Kelly only seems to want to hook up whenever Ryan's around. It's gotten to be that I get turned on whenever I see that little dude.”
The office

“I keep various weaponries strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim's life with a can of pepper spray I have velcroed under my desk. People say 'Oh, it's dangerous to keep weapons in the home or the work place.' Oh I say, it's better to be hurt by someone you know accidentaly than by a stranger on purpose.”
The office

lambostealth · Post by **lambostealth** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:31 pm

"Is that the Fuckin' Bible??"

"HEY, HEY, THE HOLY FUCKIN' BIBLE!!"

Clerks 2

Actually, all the best lines ever exist in every single Kevin Smith movie ever made.

SX_2.0_Monkey · Post by **SX_2.0_Monkey** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:11 pm

"I'm gonna bleach your nipples and slap you in the face"

You don't mess with the zohan!

pretty much all of Shawn of the Dead and Hot Fuzz and X3 on Donnie Darko

hul kogan · Post by **hul kogan** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:33 pm

randomZERO wrote:"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and im all out of bubblegum"

They Live

x2!! i love that movie. roddy piper is a pimp and that fight scene is awesome. i now need to go watch it again.

GreeNeons03 · Post by **GreeNeons03** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:51 pm

"If I'm not back in five minutes... Just wait longer!"
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

"Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?"

"I don't know."

Anchorman

bone-yard-racing · Post by **bone-yard-racing** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:28 pm

Can you be anymore of a fucking guido-beerleague

Everybody is at least a little bit wrong- NoFx's reality show

The stuff I would do to you is illegal in the state of Minesota- I cant remember, I might have just made that one up.

The only people who get laid less than funny fat guys are serious fat guys-BeerLeague

esteinmaier · Post by **esteinmaier** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:34 pm

"They've gone plaid!"

"I see your schwartz is as big as mine."

"I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

Spaceballs: The Movie

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:17 pm

kornholio788 wrote:I've got too many. But a couple favorites
"Normally we should feel bad, but she broke the cardinal rule. Don't fuck, with people who handle your food"
---Waiting

"Dude you can get passed a dog, no body fucks with a lion"
---Grandmas Boy

"License and registration..CHICKEN FUCKER!"
---Super Troopers

Pretty much the entire Grandmas Boy, Waiting, Supertroopers movies. They are like the 3 best quotable movies eva!!!

you sir, are smart. those movies FTW

CrashTeam · Post by **CrashTeam** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:39 am

esteinmaier wrote:"They've gone plaid!"

"I see your schwartz is as big as mine."

"I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

Spaceballs: The Movie

"The radar sir, it's...Jammed"

"Mmm Rasberry, Only one man would use Rasberry"

"LONESTAR"