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what is the greatest movie/TV line

Post by alsey_seven » Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:07 am

my favorite is

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Post by Wenuden » Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:46 am

can we get refrences with these quotes please?


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Post by TNK » Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:58 am

dear god i love that movie. Super Troopers and Harold and Kumar are all time classics in my book.

"i think Kumar's a faggle"
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Post by ZeroChad » Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:52 am

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Post by [DJ]Tomski » Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:17 am

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Post by TeckNeon » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:13 am

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Post by kornholio788 » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:28 am

I've got too many. But a couple favorites
"Normally we should feel bad, but she broke the cardinal rule. Don't fuck, with people who handle your food"
---Waiting

"Dude you can get passed a dog, no body fucks with a lion"
---Grandmas Boy

"License and registration..CHICKEN FUCKER!"
---Super Troopers

Pretty much the entire Grandmas Boy, Waiting, Supertroopers movies. They are like the 3 best quotable movies eva!!!
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Post by Danteneon » Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:43 pm

"You like dags?"

"What?"

"Di ye like dags?"

"Oh, DOGS! Yeah, I like dags."

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There are so many other great ones in there, but that was the first to come to mind.

and x2 on the Donny Darko quote :thumbup:
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Post by Daymon » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:45 am

Danteneon wrote:"You like dags?"

"What?"

"Di ye like dags?"

"Oh, DOGS! Yeah, I like dags."

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Post by Danteneon » Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:55 am

Daymon wrote:
Danteneon wrote:"You like dags?"

"What?"

"Di ye like dags?"

"Oh, DOGS! Yeah, I like dags."

-Snatch
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"Whats wrong with that spot over there Tyrone?"

"Its too tight."

"Too tight? You could park a jumbo fucking jet there Tyrone."

also from Snatch :rockon:
Crap, I suck :beatstick: I watch them together and got my titles crossed. Thanks :thumbup:
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Post by TNK » Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:17 pm

kornholio788 wrote:I've got too many. But a couple favorites
"Normally we should feel bad, but she broke the cardinal rule. Don't fuck, with people who handle your food"
---Waiting

"Dude you can get passed a dog, no body fucks with a lion"
---Grandmas Boy

"License and registration..CHICKEN FUCKER!"
---Super Troopers

Pretty much the entire Grandmas Boy, Waiting, Supertroopers movies. They are like the 3 best quotable movies eva!!!
you sir, are smart. those movies FTW
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Post by CrashTeam » Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:39 am

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